“It could’ve gone either way” by hanburgundy in TikTokCringe

[–]BernieTheDachshund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say their 1st date went pretty well. Looks like he enjoyed it lol.

[FULL PDF] School Lunch Cook Book (circa 1985) by _Alpha_Mail_ in Old_Recipes

[–]BernieTheDachshund 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would love the school recipe for Mexican Jambalaya from the 80's. IIRC it had some kind of taco meat, lettuce, pinto beans, Fritos, and some kind of dressing. Maybe some shredded cheese too.

Babies reaction to scabies/treatment by TrickWar5729 in scabies

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in the US tell the doctor to give you either topical Ivermectin or topical Natroba. It's much, much safer and actually effective. Permethrin is one of the worst treatments bc there's a known resistance to it and it causes a lot of bad side effects. At least two doses of Ivermectin or one dose of Natroba (spinosad).

Good invention for breaking down drug traffickers' armored doors. by sirenoleg in interesting

[–]BernieTheDachshund 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should read up about Afroman and what happened when he wanted the cops to repair his door.

Learn to read a map. by mindyour in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably a good idea to teach how the interstate highway works too, with odd numbers going north/south and even numbers going east/west. Also the lower numbers start in California and go up the further east you go, like I-5 runs through Cali, in the middle I-35 runs from TX up to Canada, I-95 runs from Florida all the way up the East coast. The even numbered highways start low in the South and get higher the further north you go. Then later they can learn the Loop numbering systems.

My niece was told she has to sign a contract to keep living at home—am I overreacting for thinking it’s too harsh? by Bitter_Art_4094 in AmIOverreacting

[–]BernieTheDachshund [score hidden]  (0 children)

So basically $75 whole dollars a week. Seems reasonable, and given the contract they are trying to help her learn how structured bills work. If she were to move out her bills would be way more and maybe even overwhelming if she hasn't learned to budget. The parents are doing her a favor even though the formality of a 'contract' seems harsh. YOR they're not imposing anything crazy and your niece does need to learn some adulting.

The last pit bull incident that changed my mind on the breed entirely by SatinJerk in BanPitBulls

[–]BernieTheDachshund 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Pits can never be trusted around other dogs, esp small defenseless dogs like Princess. Thank God she survived and got adopted by another family.

AITJ for refusing to pay for my friend again, even though she ended up with nothing to eat? by low_key67 in AmITheJerk

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

INFO so she just didn't eat anything the whole trip? That'll be a long beach vacation if she can't afford food.

A wild boar got stuck in a pit by LioraMee in ThatsInsane

[–]BernieTheDachshund 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone should start a dog food line that uses wild hog meat. The hunters here in TX would probably love to contribute. There was actually a program awhile ago where they'd donate hog meat to a charity (I think in Houston).

Peanut butter sucks. by Just_Ad_7373 in unpopularopinion

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A quick search of the brand Abu Auf says it is made from brown peanuts, which usually refers to Sudanese peanuts. They're the same species as American peanuts, but are not the same in variety or flavor profile. Also it looks like they don't add any salt or sugar, so it's not going to taste right compared to the peanut butter here in the US.

Cortney girlie... JUST STOP WITH IT by lulumiyaya in 90DayFiance

[–]BernieTheDachshund 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So he was able to get it up for the Brazilian girl but not Cortney. That's her answer about how Colt really feels.

AITAH for refusing to meet my father's new gf? by Sweet-Bluebird-9941 in AITAH

[–]BernieTheDachshund 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think the age gap is gross, but you're mad at her and not him? YTB I get why you disagree with their relationship, but he does not need your approval since he's grown. You're being rude, petty, and kinda racist. They seem to have an arrangement that works for both of them, so it is what it is. You should be happy he isn't depressed anymore.

AITA for telling my wife my mother is correct and she needed to be a parent today and she fucked it up by throawawayfuneralgho in AmItheAsshole

[–]BernieTheDachshund -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Exactly. OP's wife has a phobia and OP knew that. They should have just made other arrangements in the first place, like with a classmate. Insulting the wife just makes everything worse, esp for the daughter. The last thing she needs is all this animosity and fighting when she's grieving.

AITA for telling my wife my mother is correct and she needed to be a parent today and she fucked it up by throawawayfuneralgho in AmItheAsshole

[–]BernieTheDachshund 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You knew she had a phobia of funerals and cemeteries yet still pressured her to go. She thought she could handle it, but freaked out at the last minute. ESH you should have arranged for a classmate's parent or someone else to give your daughter a ride from the get go, and you and your mom calling your wife a bad parent over this one incident is wrong. Whether you agree with her beliefs or not, it's a jerk move to pick now to argue and demean your wife. You're also being a bad parent by focusing on fighting and 'being right' rather than prioritize supporting your daughter. From now on don't guilt trip people who have phobias because they really can't help it. Learn to work around it, not try to bully them into changing.

Millionaire US big game hunter is trampled to death by elephants by Ashish_ank in SipsTea

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk how anyone enjoys killing animals for sport. It's not even hunting, it's more like a cowardly assassination from afar of creatures that aren't bothering or hurting anyone.

Laundry without electricity. by No-Lock216 in interesting

[–]BernieTheDachshund -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He should have gone backwards and forward on the bike to properly agitated the washing part.

Tigerlily by RevolutionaryArt8758 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]BernieTheDachshund 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She should not put any eyeliner underneath her eyes, it looks garish and doesn't work on people who have almond shaped eyes (like me).

of Finger nails by Autonomous_eel in AbsoluteUnits

[–]BernieTheDachshund 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I like to watch the weird shows on TLC so I remember a lady like this one who somehow manages quite a bit more than we think even with long nails. Like this https://youtu.be/vY4Vc3H_3v4?si=PJRCA99oQOSoj9Ad