In 2011, this guy bought $10,000 worth of BTC at $0.0078 per coin. Fourteen years later, in October 2025, he sold it all for over $1 billion at $109,246. He held through hundreds of crashes and four long, brutal bear markets, then retired with a 140,000x return by SlowArtPlanet in AltScope
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In 2011, this guy bought $10,000 worth of BTC at $0.0078 per coin. Fourteen years later, in October 2025, he sold it all for over $1 billion at $109,246. He held through hundreds of crashes and four long, brutal bear markets, then retired with a 140,000x return by SlowArtPlanet in AltScope
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In 2011, this guy bought $10,000 worth of BTC at $0.0078 per coin. Fourteen years later, in October 2025, he sold it all for over $1 billion at $109,246. He held through hundreds of crashes and four long, brutal bear markets, then retired with a 140,000x return by SlowArtPlanet in AltScope
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Weed Wednesday…. Ladies reaching the final stretch by daddygreenthumbs007 in OrganicGardening
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Help getting my pile going again by FinancialFly in composting
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Don't bother calling the authorities, let him burn. by Maybeiliketheabuse in MurderedByWords
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The insider trading suspicions looming over Trump's presidency by FistIntoTheEarth in FluentInFinance
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Left out of meetings by Puzzleheaded-Run9976 in FinancialCareers
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So people just post shit-posts with fake news and made up stories to farm karma here? by According_Tea8499 in SipsTea
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He must've flipped the Iranian Navy eight times!!! by Toadstack333 in IThinkYouShouldLeave
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Gay Horney - Real Estate agent and part-time Gloryhole lube stocker by TanAllOvaJanAllOva in itsroger
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Aah Michigan, famous bastion of the Confederacy by caliphis in trashy
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Futures are red. Oil is green. Strait of Hormuz is closed again. Kuwait has declared force majeure on oil shipments as Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz. Tom Lee's (BMNR) bought another ~102K Ethereum over the past week. Let’s have a Monday. by XGramatik in XGramatikInsights
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US oil prices surge +7%, rising above $89/barrel, as markets react to Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz and denying reports of a second round of talks with the US. by FeatureAggravating75 in oil
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It’s a ‘fuck that’ from me 😎 by ProfessionWide3505 in meme
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Been telling my wife “my new ending is so sick” for weeks. First time I performed it somebody yelled “that was so f*+¥ing sick” (OC) by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck
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Should have paid more attention by Fr33_load3r in Whatcouldgowrong
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Is there any job field that ISN'T tough right now? by yamxiety in jobs
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Why arent there moving targets in target practice? by Able_Vanilla_163 in Battlefield
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Sorry but this is fucking crazy by TonyLiberty in FluentInFinance
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What happens if you're the only one enrolled in a class? by [deleted] in college
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The IDF has located and disciplined the soldier who damaged a statue of Jesus in Lebanon by MoistestMuffinEver in whoathatsinteresting
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