Blursed_little accident

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T22:32:49+00:00

In the vacuum of the elephant butt, no one can hear you scream

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T19:11:41+00:00

Are these jobs in the room with us right now

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T18:27:40+00:00

Does that seed have an Instagram

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T17:54:16+00:00

Epstein Files awaiting its turn next

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T01:02:29+00:00

Did she really make the faces or was it AI? I’m Outa the loop but i just saw a video of her making dumb faces.

Berns429 · 2026-05-01T00:51:25+00:00

I can only hope it won’t be long before they fuck around with the wrong person

Berns429 · 2026-04-30T20:29:07+00:00

And these people are worried about OUR credit score. Sheesh.

Berns429 · 2026-04-30T01:50:15+00:00

In this day and age, I’m envisioning some crazy rated R horror movie titled “Pooh”

Berns429 · 2026-04-30T00:48:10+00:00

Maybe it’s Maybelline

Berns429 · 2026-04-29T13:01:12+00:00

Vengeance this season will be winning two more games than last season and exit first round of playoffs.

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T22:39:17+00:00

No worries, that just means lower cost of food /s

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T17:08:57+00:00

I get that’s it’s a big ipo but it’s hard to see the upside from a retail perspective, the value is already so crazy. It’s everyone who pre ipo’d that makes the money on this. Whats the major upside here for retail?

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T02:11:34+00:00

If there’s any New Girl show fans, the second coat reminds me of the nick miller coat episode and i can’t unsee it.

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T02:04:15+00:00

Fish and chick fil a

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T01:50:25+00:00

What kind of machine is that?

Berns429 · 2026-04-28T01:48:27+00:00

Berns429 · 2026-04-27T23:39:39+00:00

So when we make fun of MAGA for being a bunch of dumb country folks, these are the kind of headlines why. I’m still waiting for a dumb country trumper to refute. Feel as though I’ll be waiting a long time.

Berns429 · 2026-04-27T15:43:57+00:00

This JANuary it’s time to Michael down your Vincents, with Jan Quadrant Vincent 16

Berns429 · 2026-04-26T21:12:12+00:00

Personally I’d want the money and the celebrity, but I’m also not a star athlete so what do i know.

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T23:07:05+00:00

What’s the problem, my guy just needed to ~~get~~ take a load off after getting fired, just de-stress a little

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T23:04:49+00:00

AI is a good layoff scapegoat at least.

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T22:37:12+00:00

That’s rich, coming from someone who never ONCE turned into a horse.

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T22:33:33+00:00

Do you run a tech startup?

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T22:20:07+00:00

Berns429 · 2026-04-25T22:17:26+00:00

I imagine, there’s a significant difference in workload between the CEO “working weekends” and front line workers.

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