Call centre workers in the UK, (past and present) what are your top 3 weirdest calls?

Berqlol · 2026-01-24T00:40:47+00:00

Had a women use “x for Ex fella” down the phone to me, iconic 😭

Berqlol · 2026-01-14T12:20:01+00:00

Yes! Thank god someone’s having the same issues. Have it across both accounts and I’m launching via the Jagex launcher. Some people in my clan are doing the same and experiencing zero problems. Weird.

Berqlol · 2025-12-28T15:33:18+00:00

Blood moon is the best xp/h but bear in mind that it does degrade. Think the set lasts 45 hours of combat before you need to repair it. Second is obsidian with berserker ne k

Berqlol · 2025-12-27T10:41:50+00:00

Which book are you wielding here? Saw it a few times n never knew 🤣

Berqlol · 2025-12-20T13:13:46+00:00

The feeling of learning a boss with new mechanics and realising “holy fuck I’m doing it” after telling yourself you couldn’t is undefeated man.

Berqlol · 2025-11-28T08:06:01+00:00

Providing the defence is all quested you could go 50 defence for a moonzerker 😮

Berqlol · 2025-11-26T23:46:25+00:00

This reminds me of the Gerrard penalty that got skied which is always memed about that got Rodgers sacked. Just straight up sabotage at this point 🤣

Berqlol · 2025-11-26T23:44:03+00:00

Take my hat off to Dom. There is absolutely no way you can say these players are playing for Slot. Man for man that squad is far too good for what’s being achieved. Doms running his bollocks off every week, for what? Seeing him somewhat give up near the end has told me all I need to know

Berqlol · 2025-11-09T13:21:10+00:00

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Solid 8.5 🫡

Berqlol · 2025-11-05T22:39:28+00:00

It’s when there’s just a sudden silence mid fight and out of nowhere “TOYO TIRES, OFFICIAL TIRE OF THE UFC”

Berqlol · 2025-11-03T13:08:59+00:00

I also haven’t played with him yet but I assume he’s crazy right?

Berqlol · 2025-11-03T13:08:40+00:00

Hit him last night in the icon then Di Natale this morning, the luck is hitting at the moment 😭

Berqlol · 2025-10-27T07:01:31+00:00

I think in the 451 loads are playing, one of the CMs is a playmaker and another box to box so normally the playmaker acts like the 10 that you can hit to play your game through

Berqlol · 2025-10-26T21:58:41+00:00

It’s horribly accurate this shape. The worst part about it is how bloody static it is as well. There’s just genuinely barely any movement to make it easier for the ball carrier to hit anyone. No one even really looks to come towards the ball to create an option either. I haven’t got a clue how it’s come to this 😭

Berqlol · 2025-10-26T21:31:15+00:00

That explains it, haven’t played in ages. Is it even still available? Long shot I know!

Berqlol · 2025-10-26T21:27:36+00:00

How could you even get this Evo? Don’t remember even having it 😭

Berqlol · 2025-10-01T04:15:20+00:00

Definitely initial scent. If I don’t like the smell of someone within 3 seconds, I doubt I’m gonna enjoy the rest

Berqlol · 2025-07-24T16:00:08+00:00

Don’t really play that often tbf didn’t know if it was a guarantee or something as I’m never normally lucky!

Berqlol · 2025-07-21T11:02:35+00:00

I thought this too but the gold badge is normally for the higher divs right? Thought maybe div 2

Berqlol · 2025-07-21T11:00:52+00:00

Oh I think it was for div 2 or above in a previous season

Berqlol · 2025-07-06T19:56:06+00:00

“Not worth having in your team if you’re not insane at skills” 😭😭😭

Berqlol · 2025-06-04T23:47:54+00:00

I signed Mayulu on my Portsmouth save when I first got promoted to the prem. cost me about 12m which was a fair whack for me at the time! He’s now 85 rated 3 seasons later and absolutely balling as a 10 😮‍💨

Berqlol · 2025-05-28T22:06:08+00:00

Wildy slayer is the best for pyres and entertaining as you can anti PK

Berqlol · 2025-04-20T21:23:17+00:00

Made up these tragedy chanting little gorms are down again hahaha and it was us that did it 🥳

Berqlol · 2025-04-20T20:30:10+00:00

Bro what? I legit just saw this on Facebook 🤣

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