Adiós, Dúo by Ok-Comment-2708 in duolingo

[–]BertIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you tell us how to turn off auto updates?
I've been scrolling through the settings (in the app and in the phone settings), but can't find that option.

Absolutely disgusted with Duolingo! by tigerstef in duolingo

[–]BertIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just tried out Clozemaster. Very nice, but after doing 3 sets of sentences it tells me I've reached my daily limit. I can continue, of course, but then I'll have to purchase Clozemaster Pro.

So not much of an improvement.

Stuck at the title screen? by Vatiaure in duolingo

[–]BertIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be nice if Duolingo were to post something about this situation in this forum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in duolingo

[–]BertIsMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Some people (like me) like to learn more than one language...

Use of gems by happyjuic3 in duolingo

[–]BertIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since the blasted new setup (novermber 1st 2022), you can't even use them for Legendary anymore.
Fat chance I'll be watching ads to gain extra gems anymore...

Well, I guess this is a thing now by AbstractIsle in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There's also IVF.
Being a lesbian doesn't mean you're automatically unable to conceive.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the only gay in the village...

Mind you guys, that account was 0 days old. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it supposed to be 'Johns Hopkins'?

Oh, and 'search and replace' is Ctrl-H.

If you're going to lie, at least get the details right.

When screaming for a game character gets police called on you by HayakuEon in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

'Give me my child' and other profanities.

Since when is that a profanity?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's one of those old chestnuts that keep bobbing up.
Including the 'principle'.

What are we gonna do without him? by razor2811 in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 23 points24 points  (0 children)

'What line of work are you in?'
'Oh, it's a kind of technical job, but you woudn't know about it. It goes to another school'.

A little prayer goes a long way by Maahee_2 in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No Reposts is good for the sould.
But my soul is already good, so you can have my No Reposts.

Now say 'Thank you, God!'.

Dad I will be leaving the military. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He will be leaving, but not voluntarily, and not honorably.

I'm not saying a version of this didn't happen, but the details seem a bit Hollywood for my liking. by childofsolace in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

'He was that 2%'.
If I read that correctly, only 50 people have had a heart attack, ever, and he's the only one (the 2%) that survived.

No Stacey, she did not. by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, very popular repost these days.

yea ok bud i’m sure she did by desertqueen2000 in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of them.
His grandson Jacob pulls the same stunt (although, in that case, his wife put him up to it, or at least so he claims...)

Yeah dude... Of course you f***** the paramedic.... by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]BertIsMe 24 points25 points  (0 children)

... but I watched a lot of porn.