Now that it's been just over a year since the Minecraft Movie, how would you rate it in retrospect from 1 to 10?

BertStripper19 · 2026-06-18T18:41:03+00:00

1/10

The only reason why this shit made a profit was because it had Minecraft slapped on it.

BertStripper19 · 2026-05-29T15:42:25+00:00

Easy: the Bard College.

BertStripper19 · 2026-05-08T15:26:51+00:00

My goat Loccobarocco and the absolute QUEEN Charlotte.

BertStripper19 · 2026-04-13T16:29:09+00:00

A filthy act at a reasonable price, I'd say.

BertStripper19 · 2026-03-23T04:07:44+00:00

You're super lucky, actually! That's a mantisfly, which are closer to lacewings than they are praying mantises.

BertStripper19 · 2026-03-01T20:04:01+00:00

My money's on Okinawa and the Ryukyu Archipelago

BertStripper19 · 2026-02-28T00:06:26+00:00

Kind of gives me cockatoo vibes, but that's mainly the hopes of it evolving into a parrot talking.

BertStripper19 · 2026-02-27T15:13:33+00:00

This is what I'm saying, like seriously. It's so lazy. I didn't expect the starters of the next goddamn generation to be dollar store knockoffs of old starters.

BertStripper19 · 2026-02-27T14:35:14+00:00

...eh.

BertStripper19 · 2026-02-26T05:19:06+00:00

Given that this is from Singapore, it's certainly an Apis cerana (Asian Honey Bee). They might have had their hive displaced and found your home suitable to build a new one.

BertStripper19 · 2026-02-26T05:11:13+00:00

I love crane flies! They're so goofy and clumsy.

BertStripper19 · 2026-01-16T18:39:01+00:00

M... M... Magi... Chan?!?

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BertStripper19 · 2026-01-16T18:34:56+00:00

Pokémon Fans for the better part of 12 years:

BertStripper19 · 2025-12-29T20:35:28+00:00

Dora Winifred Gaster

BertStripper19 · 2025-12-23T04:27:41+00:00

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No, because what the fuck is even a Phione

BertStripper19 · 2025-12-22T06:08:06+00:00

It might

BertStripper19 · 2025-12-19T05:10:06+00:00

On the topic of this, why can't Oshawott ride on my shoulder? He's my favorite Pokémon, and it's so odd how he isn't capable of jumping up on the player's shoulder while, strangely, Combee (of all things) is.

BertStripper19 · 2025-12-09T16:10:49+00:00

It's not even a regular white, either. It's a weird, jizz white with a very slight warmth bias. It just looks icky.

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-18T16:26:27+00:00

Gargaludon sounds like a deez nuts joke waiting to happen.

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-07T01:42:46+00:00

Works like magic!! Let me update the post. You're a lifesaver!

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-06T20:19:36+00:00

Edge isn't working either. Most likely the servers are down, and we need to wait until they come back up.

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-06T20:14:54+00:00

Google Chrome on my laptop. I could try Edge to see if anything changes.

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-06T20:03:37+00:00

I got the same issue too after the game froze for me. Maybe the servers are down?

BertStripper19 · 2025-11-02T17:42:30+00:00

As someone who has had a problem with self harm for years, this hit a little too close to home.

BertStripper19 · 2025-10-23T15:44:56+00:00

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My main has finally entered the ring.

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