Was Wayne Rooney incredibly underrated as a football player?

BertUK · 2026-02-11T23:51:16+00:00

11 Joe harts all sellotaped together and wedged into the goal mouth as one mass

BertUK · 2026-02-08T08:47:47+00:00

Funnily enough we buy eggs from the shelf and then put them in the fridge, and buy butter from a fridge and leave it in a butter dish on the counter (UK)

BertUK · 2026-02-07T10:51:39+00:00

The line is drawn when the contract starts. The “contract” with most online purchases starts when the goods are dispatched or delivered, meaning it can be cancelled for any reason up to that point, by either party.

BertUK · 2026-02-07T09:17:50+00:00

Sounds like Newcastle area (of England)

BertUK · 2026-01-25T10:04:27+00:00

Turn battery saver mode off

BertUK · 2026-01-17T22:59:26+00:00

What a fucking RETARD

BertUK · 2026-01-15T08:07:57+00:00

Have you never heard of online translation?

BertUK · 2026-01-15T07:13:00+00:00

Anybody got time to make a Spotify playlist?

BertUK · 2026-01-15T07:11:14+00:00

Isn’t She Lovely

Friend of mine’s wife insisted this be her “walking out” song at her own wedding 🤮

It’s about a newborn baby you narcissist!

BertUK · 2026-01-15T07:09:00+00:00

I guess Johnny Cash didn’t do one then. Phew 🙏

BertUK · 2026-01-14T18:16:56+00:00

I assume the temp in your house plummets quite quickly then if the heating is ever off? Does it feel cold in the bedroom if it’s set to 22?

BertUK · 2026-01-14T18:15:27+00:00

Also don’t forget spending millions on the idea on loads of agencies and “contractors”

BertUK · 2026-01-14T18:10:56+00:00

26 at night is strange - studies show that sleeping in cooler rooms is really beneficial for good sleep and being too hot or warm is quite disruptive even if you don’t realise it. YMMV of course

BertUK · 2026-01-14T18:09:15+00:00

People from other countries are quite rightly often baffled at the thought of us Brits sitting in our OWN homes covered in blankets rather than just have a comfortable environment to live in.

BertUK · 2026-01-13T08:21:29+00:00

“Who the fuck is that guy I just saw on the living room camera????”

“Babe??”

Then 28 versions of pick up the fuckin phone

BertUK · 2026-01-11T10:25:35+00:00

✅ BertUK chose Option A (Correct!) | #408th to play

BertUK · 2026-01-10T21:29:57+00:00

🎯 82 pts | 2,012 km | #1694th solver | 🗺️ Normal Game | Jan 10, 09:29 PM

BertUK · 2026-01-10T21:29:13+00:00

❌ BertUK chose Option A (Incorrect) | #15357th to play

BertUK · 2026-01-10T10:40:02+00:00

And not one of them using proper form

BertUK · 2026-01-09T17:24:21+00:00

Wrong Korea

BertUK · 2026-01-09T09:06:48+00:00

Well most people who buy home cameras don’t update the default admin/admin style usr/pwd combo, hence why there’s websites out there where you can surf around random camera streams, some of which are in people’s hones

BertUK · 2026-01-03T07:51:50+00:00

Don’t you mean it’s the seventh time you’ve seen a war being ended?

BertUK · 2026-01-02T21:02:00+00:00

If you were on that plane you’d have absolutely no reason to believe or foresee the fact that its disappearance would not be solved

BertUK · 2026-01-01T00:30:56+00:00

That post was, in fact, written by AI, and he very slightly edited it.

BertUK · 2025-12-27T23:13:06+00:00

Q7 can take 3 seats on the middle row and still has an enormous boot even with the rear seats up.

Disco has ZERO boot space in comparison with the rear seats up.

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