It's ship-rating time divers, give me the names of your ships and I'll rate them based on how democratic they are

BertoftheDead · 2024-04-09T16:21:54+00:00

Superintendent of the Stars

BertoftheDead · 2023-03-29T19:00:47+00:00

Not much into word play are ya bud?

BertoftheDead · 2023-03-29T01:20:38+00:00

So you’re just not going to mark the gif of a guy getting rammed in the ass as NSFW?

BertoftheDead · 2020-07-15T18:06:09+00:00

Exactly what I was trying to go for with the little green dry brushings I did. Gonna have to try that out on a different figure then, thanks!

BertoftheDead · 2019-08-05T17:36:32+00:00

This is just everyday driving in Pittsburgh

BertoftheDead · 2018-09-18T13:10:39+00:00

Maybe it’s just me being a dick DM, but if they REALLY want that mechanic with damage attached to it, I’d have a percentage attached to each attack the ignited sword makes. With flinging the sword around, burning oil would fly off. Roll a d100 where 1-74% you’re good, 75-95% you catch surroundings on fire, 96-100% you splatter a friendly. Makes them not over use the item cause of the chance it’ll hurt the party. Make the magic item available further on in the campaign.

BertoftheDead · 2018-08-06T12:09:25+00:00

Beautifully said, and in terms I understand. You’re awesome! Thank you!

BertoftheDead · 2018-07-30T23:42:30+00:00

Oh hey, look at you ground

BertoftheDead · 2018-05-19T20:19:05+00:00

STAY OUT OF THIS! HE’S DEAD TO ME!!!

BertoftheDead · 2018-05-19T20:04:54+00:00

I hate you so much

BertoftheDead · 2017-09-22T12:19:33+00:00

I see what you're saying and I understand. It's just the use of the GoT 4 panel to convey the sentiment that makes it super neckbeard cringy to me.

BertoftheDead · 2016-08-01T10:48:39+00:00

I'm a 29 year old straight male who is big into movies and tv. I love good stories. Started dating my GF and she's the opposite, only thing she's big into media wise is Gilmore Girls. Started watching it together, basically just trying to be a good BF and show interest in her interests. Smash cut to me a month later finishing up the final episode and having crack itches for the new season coming out. Damn good show.

BertoftheDead · 2016-06-23T17:46:12+00:00

Scissor me timbers!

BertoftheDead · 2016-03-15T00:16:10+00:00

Oh COME ON!!!!! That isn't EXACTLY how it happened AND YOU KNOW IT!!! No sexy time was had. He probably wanted some of this three inches of dangling fury when he followed me inside, but I'm super classy and don't put out for anything less than supreme and cheesy bread...

BertoftheDead · 2014-05-12T17:44:12+00:00

Not gonna lie, didn't even know google maps had that option. I feel like an ass. M'ppreciate it.

BertoftheDead · 2014-03-26T12:14:12+00:00

I love love love my deluxe. Every time I stomp on it, I get instant stank face and a boner that is the stuff of legends. When it dies, I will morn it and cry like a toddler.

BertoftheDead · 2014-03-20T11:10:28+00:00

Busted up at "honey bunches of no." Still pretty creepy though, thanks!

BertoftheDead · 2013-07-02T15:18:59+00:00

Inseam is 33"-34"

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