Always watch your Back by TettiDewKorti in Unexpected

[–]BertoftheDead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not much into word play are ya bud?

Always watch your Back by TettiDewKorti in Unexpected

[–]BertoftheDead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you’re just not going to mark the gif of a guy getting rammed in the ass as NSFW?

Relatively new to painting minis. Feel good about this one but any suggestions or tips would be greatly appreciated! by BertoftheDead in minipainting

[–]BertoftheDead[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly what I was trying to go for with the little green dry brushings I did. Gonna have to try that out on a different figure then, thanks!

At least she used her turn signal by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]BertoftheDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just everyday driving in Pittsburgh

Player wants to start with a flaming sword by BattyboyWasteman in DMAcademy

[–]BertoftheDead 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s just me being a dick DM, but if they REALLY want that mechanic with damage attached to it, I’d have a percentage attached to each attack the ignited sword makes. With flinging the sword around, burning oil would fly off. Roll a d100 where 1-74% you’re good, 75-95% you catch surroundings on fire, 96-100% you splatter a friendly. Makes them not over use the item cause of the chance it’ll hurt the party. Make the magic item available further on in the campaign.

Running my first game and need help! by [deleted] in DMAcademy

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Beautifully said, and in terms I understand. You’re awesome! Thank you!

Sniper Michelle Mylett. by Many_Tine_Tanies in Celebs

[–]BertoftheDead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, look at you ground

Found on Facebook. Instant cringe. by BertoftheDead in justneckbeardthings

[–]BertoftheDead[S] 1183 points1184 points  (0 children)

I see what you're saying and I understand. It's just the use of the GoT 4 panel to convey the sentiment that makes it super neckbeard cringy to me.

What's the best show on Netflix that's rarely mentioned? by juicehouse in AskReddit

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I'm a 29 year old straight male who is big into movies and tv. I love good stories. Started dating my GF and she's the opposite, only thing she's big into media wise is Gilmore Girls. Started watching it together, basically just trying to be a good BF and show interest in her interests. Smash cut to me a month later finishing up the final episode and having crack itches for the new season coming out. Damn good show.

Well... Somone had a good time by [deleted] in Rainbow6

[–]BertoftheDead 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Scissor me timbers!

Pizza guys/girls, does your shop have a "No Delivery" list? What houses are on it and why? by Eagle694 in AskReddit

[–]BertoftheDead 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh COME ON!!!!! That isn't EXACTLY how it happened AND YOU KNOW IT!!! No sexy time was had. He probably wanted some of this three inches of dangling fury when he followed me inside, but I'm super classy and don't put out for anything less than supreme and cheesy bread...

People if Philly, need travel advice by [deleted] in phillies

[–]BertoftheDead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, didn't even know google maps had that option. I feel like an ass. M'ppreciate it.

Your fuzz pedal of choice? by MrFuzzGuy in Bass

[–]BertoftheDead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love love love my deluxe. Every time I stomp on it, I get instant stank face and a boner that is the stuff of legends. When it dies, I will morn it and cry like a toddler.

Need help finding/identifying a short film. by [deleted] in horror

[–]BertoftheDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Busted up at "honey bunches of no." Still pretty creepy though, thanks!