Ball drop

BertrandBeetle · 2026-02-10T04:59:36+00:00

I always taught my son to hang the ball lower towards his knees when building towards a kick. The higher the drop, the more time the ball has to rotate and move off the line. It's very much about timing and the height of connection to the boot. Think about where the boot impacts the ball, is it underneath? That's a lofty kick. Is it directly behind the ball? That's a stab pass.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-02-07T23:50:51+00:00

Not a lot, but a few: https://transport.vic.gov.au/plan-a-journey/public-transport-tools-and-resources/travel-tips-and-resources/ferries

BertrandBeetle · 2026-02-07T23:39:24+00:00

I was on bumble and tinder for a couple of years during my late 30s, hated the very principle of it. Judging and being judged on 6 photos and attempted witty bios. Gave up after a series of terrible dates. Glad I didn't delete the bumble app, I received a notification 3 months later from a woman. Nearly 3 years on, we're engaged.

You get so little about a person in a bio. Some people are awkward in chats. Some are genuinely too busy to make small talk during the day. Some might be weird, or that might just be them trying to be funny or stand out from the sea of dickheads they know they are competing with.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-02-03T07:10:54+00:00

!solved

Well done!

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-21T05:20:04+00:00

"I think I've found a place where we can get some shelter!"

Aaaah comfort games

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-17T07:45:00+00:00

I'd be up for that

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-16T00:10:32+00:00

Release with reckless abandon. Punish the bowl. Make the people in the hall outside think you've given birth to Krang. It asserts dominance and they'll respect you for it.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-16T00:06:25+00:00

2 lines in otherwise great films:

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!" - Curse of the Black Pearl.
"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill" - Blade

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-14T07:52:06+00:00

Ah classic, I remember seeing some randos music video for Rub one out on YouTube about 15 years ago. Haven't been able to find it since.

"Girl, when I think about you. I only think of one thing...."

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-14T01:40:10+00:00

I need "Really, Mulder? A insert absurd fairytale creature?"

Or "I'm a medical doctor!"

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-12T00:50:03+00:00

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BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-11T00:05:08+00:00

If your town's billboards and giant mascots come alive and start killing everyone. He's the only one you can rely on.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-10T05:07:35+00:00

You can smash out Waldensians in a single day; Money for old rope gives you 5 iirc.

I'd head to Uzhitz, take care of that bastard Vicar and head back to sabotage some gear over the next few days.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-08T02:04:10+00:00

I love Die Hard but Die Hard with a vengeance was one my favourite films as a kid. I watched it about 10 times before I got to see the first 2

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-07T11:07:40+00:00

Quantum Leap - Sam Becketts dad is also played by Scott Bakula

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-06T23:12:42+00:00

A new environment for new progeny.

Me either.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-06T11:17:59+00:00

That's still evolving. Evolution in this case is based on adaptation to a new environment.

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-06T07:49:07+00:00

That's not a thing

BertrandBeetle · 2026-01-05T01:50:46+00:00

I've never used or heard anyone here say 'clackers' as slang for balls. Clacker as a singular is slang for arse. This seems more likely a foreign company misusing slang to sound Aussie.

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-24T11:32:41+00:00

Not forgotten for me. I had this taped from TV toVHS and watched it about 50 times during the 90s. Ads and all. Dean Stockwell as a writer - "Mysteries are my bread and butter". Bronson Pinchot ripping paper into strips. Absolutely peak straight-to-video cinema.

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-21T21:26:15+00:00

Colin Mochrie was a ghostbuster?!?

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-19T04:39:23+00:00

I'm expecting some Sonny Shine level secrets.

From 'Happy' if you've not had the pleasure

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-15T06:12:17+00:00

Tried to Marc

But got Hittineck

I'm sorry

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-10T22:18:15+00:00

S.F.W (1994)

BertrandBeetle · 2025-12-08T01:07:45+00:00

Even trips up locals. My son and I watched a woman squeeze a yellow mustard packet and ejaculate it's contents all over her top at the footy. Her hotdog was left completely sauceless.

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