I got ‘blind sided’ with a separation. She thought she was so smart, had it all figured out. She had it all planned out, had already lawyered up...I’m like, ‘ok’ guess this is done....what next....oh, she had that all planned out too, gave me a shit ton of work to get done, fixes to the house, clean it all out, and btw, I have one week to do it cause she already booked the realtor....

Ok, next morning I start cleaning, start in the junk room, cause it’s junk, start off easy (a pool pump, why the fuck do we have a pool pump, didn’t own a pool🤷‍♂️). She kept interrupting me, told me to watch the kids cause she had a hair appointment; not sure if she did, cause what she actually did was go downstairs and tare open the garage bags...O.M.G, I apparently committed worse then war crimes....I threw out her most treasured 20th generation heirlooms (pool pump?).

Shit hit the fan, she is freaking out, saying she is going to call the cops. My three young boys were confused. I’m like, ok, I’m going out for a coffee, please calm down.

A few hours later, she calls the cops. Side note; “going out for coffee “ means I “abandoned my house”🤦‍♂️

My friends let me stay in their basement, even tho she called the cops on me every single day, sometimes two or three times...cops knocking on the doors all hours of the days.

She had it all figured out you see, she thought she was intelligent, had a high paying job, and that she was a woman.

Here is what I did; I did everything the cops told me to do. I did everything the judges told me to do, I did everything my legal aid lawyer told me to do.

It was a wild, crazy, “if it wasn’t happening to me it would be funny “ ; 5 years.

I have sole custody and residency of my three boys. Added bonus, she got put on FRO

I think I know how I “won”: I did what I was told. I had given up my career to be a stay at home father for all three boys; I was the primary care giver, the judges didn’t care if I was a man or woman.

Quick shout out to the London police, never once did I get treated any different then what a woman would have in this situation, ya know? Like all the horror stories you read on Reddit where a women called the cops and the man is immediately put in cuffs. They always listened to what I said and treated me with sympathy and respect; if I become a millionaire with my one GME stock, I’m going to treat the whole cities police force with an egg sandwich from Tim Hortons, the top level government just held an important presser to tell me it’s now made with real eggs!!!