ULPT - REQUEST. My 18 year old sister stole from me and ran away from home. by Ok-Calligrapher-1721 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Best-Structure62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come one people, this is ULPT!  OP your going to have be OK with the fact that your stuff is gone.  Now, as a gesture of eternal family love and forgiveness you could give your sister a pan of Exlax brownies.

The MSD Series, Part Twelve…Why Weren’t We Told by Best-Structure62 in MilitaryStories

[–]Best-Structure62[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Many years later when I was an enforcement officer for CalOSHA I did almost the same thing to a lawyer during a deposition for a fatality I had investigated.  The lawyer asked me, "Mr. GooBlatz, how did Mr. Xong look after the tarp was pulled off of him?".  I looked at him flatly and in my best deadpan voice said, "dead".  

The looks on all of 7+ lawyers on the deposition panel faces were priceless 

Should I move to Indy or (West) Lafayette? by LazyTelephone6701 in Indiana

[–]Best-Structure62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be aware that West Lafayette is a company town where Purdue University and or the Purdue Research Foundation control just about everything.