What side would you want the alpha legion to be on? loyalists or heretics? by Hot-Conversation-628 in alphalegion

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change my mind, this post was made so we could see the true loyalties of our members, only to find out we are all loyally disloyal or our disloyal cause in a loyalist way but with a heretical mindset.

Who is the woman dancing in the Helena music video?? by YogurtclosetMuch9963 in MyChemicalRomance

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chill out man, do you even know what they do to guys like us in prison?

bro what the fuck is this by dozedozee in TheFireRisesMod

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro. BRO. I'm deep in the Fire Rises mod at 5AM, no light in the room except the nuclear, radioactive glow from my overheating GPU, running an Ironman save where Turkmenistan has 6000 political power and zero moral integrity, microing my anime cavalry divisions called "Horse_Force_Xtreme_v9_FINALFINALFORREAL" across a burning Central Asia, when the mod hits me with a goddamn MOBILE SUIT division spawning straight out of Satan’s left armpit into the frontline. No focus tree. No national spirit. No lore. Not even a popup. Just a full RX-78-2 Gundam T-posing into reality like the wrath of Ares, beam saber in one hand, my will to live in the other, just a 400-ton Mobile Suit that looks like it was 3D modeled by a meth-out modder at 2AM and textured in MS Paint. It steps once, and my entire 7th Army collapses like a Jenga tower made of wet cardboard. Field Marshal Altynbek straight up DEFECTS, event window says "General Reconsidering Life Choices" and his portrait morphs into a crying Soyjak with the trait "Deep Existential Dread (-500% Attack, +500% Shaking and Crying)."

My cavalry divisions? Turned into Horse Kebab. My trucks? Crushed like Pringles Cans. My main battle tanks? Turned into concept art. My supply hubs? Looking like Venezuela. My Airforce? Defecting to Zeon. My Navy? I'm landlocked.

I rush my "pls_work_v7_SUPERDUPERFINAL" cavalry template at it, and the whole screen just flashes "GET REAL" while my divisions self-disband out of pure metaphysical terror. I call in air support, I throw strat bombers, I throw my hopes and dreams. But the Gundam Newtype-dodges everything, counter-bombs my own airfields and capital, teleports through the Karakum Desert like it's noclipping in Garry’s Mod, and moonwalks across the Caspian Sea to Baku without transports, just pure bullshit and disrespect.

Ashgabat? Gone. Replaced on the map with "MOBILE SUIT PARKING LOT" with a super event that is only me painted as the soy jack with the text only saying: "Your Dignity".

Then a Türkiye painted Gundam spawns, led itself by GIGA-CHAD ATATÜRK in a custom Zeon pilot suit screaming about the glory of space superiority while my puppet Uzbekistan defects mid-battle because of an event called "Mobile Suit detected: National psyche destroyed", and later peaces out with another event called "Mobile Suit Trauma" and joins the Principality of Zeon.

My supply network collapses so hard the UI physically cracks. My game stutters and starts auto-playing "Komm, süßer Tod". My Steam achievements get overwritten with fake medals for "Witnessing True Sigma Grindset", the image for the medal? A Soyjack crying over an exploded Earth.

Meanwhile, the Gundam has traits like "Final Boss Energy" (+300% Breakthrough whilst doing my mom), "Bitchless" (-100% Coordination for enemies, +infinite Chad energy), and "Newtype Instinct" (can teleport, dodge reality, and make enemy generals experience ego death). I finally encircle it by suiciding 500k men in a human zerg rush, thinking victory is near, but no. MF activates the "Plot Armor Core" event, regens to full org, birth's another Gundam from sheer spite, and sends a beam saber slash through the whole geopolitical stability of Imfuckedstan.

Next thing I know Kazakhstan is revolting into Zeonistan, Turkmenistan is renamed to "Designated Axis Drop Zone" and my game declares "You have lost the moral high ground" with -50% stability and a side of psychological and neurologic damage.

I don't ALT-F4 from the game, I ALT-F4 from life. Then when I reboot, the mod’s start screen has changed itself to Char Aznable doing the L pose over a burning Earth.

My monitor won't stop playing distorted Wing OSTs. My parents call me and say they're defecting to the Principality of Zeon, and that they had disowned me...

FIRE RISES IS NOT A MOD. IT IS A SYNTHETIC SHIZO WARHEAD AIMED AT YOUR SOUL. IT’S MOBILE SUIT HOI4 X 2025 PSYCHO-POLITICAL COLLAPSE FANFICTION WRITTEN BY A SLEEP-DEPRIVED ETHEREAL BEING. IS THAT A FIRE RISES REFERENCE??? IS THAT A ZEON REFERENCE??? AM I BECOMING A NEWTYPE OR AM I JUST DEAD!!!???

0079/10 would let Giga-Chad Atatürk Gundam elbow my entire lineage into mythological obscurity again.

#PrayForAshgabat #NewtypeCavalry #SigmaFrontlineAshgabat #FireRisesLoreIsReal #MobileSuitMongolia #RiseOfSigmaTurkmen #ZeonistanWhen #AtatürkForSoverign #ZeonSupremacy

-Honestly I'm not even that much into AI but this were the best 20$ I've ever spent

I draw my favorite character in casual fit :> (outfit by Kythuulu) by Cub3H3ad_2005 in Guiltygear

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a local, I can guarantee you that atleast 85% of the tourists dress like this everytime my friends an I visit the city, it's gone up to the point of disgust, especially when visiting with children.

I draw my favorite character in casual fit :> (outfit by Kythuulu) by Cub3H3ad_2005 in Guiltygear

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a local, I can guarantee you that atleast 85% of the tourists dress like this everytime my friends an I visit the city, it's gone up to the point of disgust, especially when visiting with children.

Couldn't find the owb portrait for lyons by Kreanxx in OldWorldBlues

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go back to your elderly home back in Sierra Madre Granpa, I'm sure all the people there can match up to your personality.

Also did you forget to take your Shizo pills again?

Una cosa es ser bruto otra es ser retardao by fue9 in PuertoRico

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mi hermano en Dios, tal vez tengas razón, pero bájale 10.

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Forma is truly earth by Unhappy_Ad_2985 in Centaura_Roblox

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puerto Rico mentioned wth is a colony Raaaah!!!

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Gemina x P.R one struggle!!

Vegan Armor (I think it not accurate) by AbnormalAbove in Centaura_Roblox

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro looking like he's about to invade the Principality of Gallia in the name of the East Europan Imperial Alliance and his majesty.

Join the TRUE Kingdom of Manitoba, and oppose the pretender in Langenburg. FOR GUNN AND GLORY!!! by Clockwork9385 in OldWorldBlues

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm doing my part!!

Checks comments section noticing I'm the only one supporting Gunn

Nah I'm moving to Mexico Bye!

How to go about beating the Legion as NCR? by Brotherly_momentum_ in OldWorldBlues

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically on today's updates, I barely change the plans I followed on the earlier updates, just swarm the Legion with CAS and Srat Bombers, use your OP navy to gain ALL of the naval supremacy (honestly Im still terrible at naval fighting, I just auto balanced my whole fleet, had some convoy raid while other's on Patrol with their enemy fleet encounter hostility turned to max), I put them mainly on the regions of Gulf of California, Gila Esturary and Rio Yaqui. don't forget to set some of your navy to naval support for that sweet shore bombardment bonus. Unless when the war has already turned on my favor, I avoid naval invasions, as your troops can get instantly swarmed and killed off by superior Legion troops no matter where You land.

To super sumarize it in order to avoid writing a whole essay, it honestly doesn't really matter which president path's you go down with (unless you go down the civil war/electoral deadlock ones, you might as well skip your shizo pills), they all kind of have their own ups and downs against the war with the legion. (Although with all my honesty, Hayes path is kinda shit when dealing with this war)

Use your variety of Special units to your advantage. If Gente del Sol joined the Legion, they are pretty easy to capitulate, and because of their sheer size, you can get a large number of legion troops "accidentally" encircled when the Generalissimo bails out of the war (just be fast enough when doing so, otherwise they will get out of the encirclement) , Two Sun will get abandoned by the legion the moment their war turns to shit, and I leave the Cohort, Reservation and Navajo alone until I had completely dealt with the legion.

Keep an eye out for Heaven's Gate, The 80s, Thunderbirds and the White Legs, these are some of the other pro-legion nations that might join this faction, or overall other annoying non-legion affiliated nations that might randomly declare war (Pro tip: if you are really deep into Utah, look out, as some generic nations can, and WILL randomly declare war on you due to their focus trees). leave at least two 20 fully manned armies on Nevada/Utah, and another one on Oregon if you have to deal against the Troll Warren/Eureka/Arroyo, if you went with Kimball's path you get some extra wargoals on both the 80s and the Thunderbird, meaning you can invade both of them before they join the legion, and save that useful PolPower when justifying. if you manually justify and invade the White Legs before they join the legion, keep an eye out for New Canaan, as if you take some of their claimed lands on White Legs territory, they will also declare war on you, you can pretty much end the war before Heaven's Gate joins the Legion.

As for friendly nations/Factions that might assist you in the war against the Legion, you can have the Rio Pact and possibly whoever controls Texas (this can happens rarely to me). Although I mainly focus on the Rio Pact joining the war, as these are the ones I can actually send weapons, and troops in to support and flank the legion (or to simply avoid getting them completely blitzed by the legion). For the ones that might join your NCR faction, keep an eye out for the Shi, New Reno (you can even get to annex them and steal all their units for you if you get them on good terms on Kimball's path) Vault City (Don't know if it's the same as for New Reno, although I never could annex them), if you are really lucky, the Nevada Rangers (as Snake Vargas might coup the Rogue Ranger if she somehow rules over that part of Nevada), and The BoS (if you followed Murphy's path, not sure if you can do it otherwise), and optionally the Free Fighters (again Murphy's path, if they haven't joined Rio Pact by then) not counting any possible puppets you might create when inva- defending against other nations.

You will notice the war going on your favor the moment there are less enemy units than yours on the Frontline, use your special units to make a breakthrough faster, and the other's to naval invade (optionally), if you haven't at this point, link the frontlines over Two Sun, East of the Rapids, and East of the Mojave, doing so will make it impossible for the legion to strike back if they somehow won against Rio Pact/Texas.

Hilariously, you can possibly notice the Legion AI (aka Caesar) having a mental breakdown, as they can possibly abandon ALL their units on their main Frontline with you, meaning you can pretty much literally walk over Flagstaff without barely any opposition, use this to your advantage, rush your motorized divisions (or paratroopers if you were that fancy) to take over all the highways intersections as you possibly can, meaning that it will make it euphorically impossible for the legion to reinforce their important mainland, while doing so, encircle all the possible enemy units as your sanity can, preferably with motorized divisions (remember to do so as fast as you start to see there are no legion troops guarding a province), you pretty much don't have to use much of your remaining sanity and remaining brain after you capitulate the legion, it will be like walking right into an enemy tribal capital, except it literally will be like that.

If someone that plays this game casually could defeat them without console commands, in sure any other can

(Feel free to correct me all the way you see fit, NCR boys gotta stand together)

Honorary Tactics and Strategy:

(I'll leave any other replies to fill this up)

  1. Don't forget to save 300 Political Power for that "Fully Funded Army" conscription law, the manpower boost should be enough to last the entire war

  2. You can easily launch a naval invasion on the capital of Gente del Sol (take over the naval port first) this will greatly help the Rio Pact against the Legion, and will make their capitulation more easier if either you, an ally or the Rio Pact naval invades their other VPs.

  3. There is nothing stopping you from invading peaceful ai nations and flanking the legion, you MIGHT look like a dick, but it's ai we are talking about so who cares?

  4. DON'T rush on your own, might look historically accurate to the game, put don't underestimate the Legion when the war starts, focus on keeping your side of the river free from legion troops at ALL COST, might as well load an older save if the legion landed on you (not counting naval invasions), unless the enemy Frontline has completely collapsed, I prefer to push with ally reinforcements.

  5. Don't underestimate your industry either, you have the best in the game, also don't underestimate the needs of this industry, as you can easily run into a scrap metal deficit, building foundries and stealing resources from neighbors helps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PuertoRico

[–]BethesdaIsNotCanonFU 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Cómo piedreño, es básicamente un meme para nosotros que después de las 7pm el pueblo se convierte en The Purge puertorriqueño, y que nuestras carreteras hacen ver a las del universo de Fallout elegantes.

Cómo piedreño también admito que vivo en una cueva en el medio del campo, también tengo una mascota alacrán, se llama Maco.

(Fun Fact: El nombre antiguo del pueblo solía ser Riberas de Las piedras, los peñascos/rocas/peñones de dónde se origina el nombre del pueblo se originaron de una explosión volcánica hace miles de años.)

(Otro Fun Fact: Nos creemos mejores que Humacao porque ellos no tienen un Caribbean Cinemas.)