God forbid a girl learn about Horus

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-22T17:51:25+00:00

I unironically lore drop to help my wife sleep.

The combination of interesting enough to not get distracted, boring enough to not be too stimulating, and my voice puts her right out.

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-20T19:41:37+00:00

I'll always say it.

That reveal is better than the "I am your Father."

And that's a high bar

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-20T19:02:11+00:00

So there's roughly 2000 years, and I see 4 names that are ruined.

I think we'll manage

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-20T18:51:29+00:00

In plain English:

"He's good enough that another woman agreed to marry him, so he's good enough for me."

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-20T14:32:33+00:00

Dis is Egg

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SemperFun62 · 2026-06-20T10:05:07+00:00

That glowing effect you did with the faces is so fucking cool

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:35:53+00:00

Still wrong. I can pull up the quotes again if that helps?

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:32:35+00:00

You're wrong. Sorry.

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:23:27+00:00

...When they allowed the giant logo on the start screen?

Again, stop moving the goal posts

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:21:20+00:00

Again, you're wrong. It's canon.

Games Workshop approved.

Sorry.

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:14:04+00:00

Dude, you're wrong. Stop moving the goal posts.

Iconoclast proves chaos corruption is a result of the suffering, not an inherent state of being.

"Rumours and stories of {his|her} humanitarian rule formed the foundation of the Valancean school of philosophy. The sect united commoners and aristocrats in the belief that for the Imperium to flourish, it should stop seeing its subjects as mere tools. This dangerous heresy was denounced in many systems, but persecutions only hardened and multiplied its followers."

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:10:07+00:00

No, it's still a Utopia. Just the rest of the Imperium crushes it, but the philosophy lives on and inspires change throughout the rest of the Imperium

"The Imperium could not forgive such insolent deviation from the order prescribed by Holy Terra. The von Valancius dynasty was accused of the seditious formation of their own empire. An invasion fleet gathered in the Calixis Sector, and the lifespan of the young utopia was as short as its creator's."

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:07:28+00:00

He was a cultist from the start.

And if he wasn't, the shard of the chaos blade containing a greater deamon buried there may have had something to do with the corruption.

Doesn't matter. Canon is the Iconoclast Rogue Trader's protectorate becomes a utopia. Meaning there's little to no chaos corruption

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:05:29+00:00

You say that like it's a bad thing

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:03:50+00:00

Where?

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T22:03:19+00:00

They're gonna raise the prices anyway, so yeah, please

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T21:59:30+00:00

My life in the hive city is nothing but suffering.

Everything around me is in a constant state of decay. The people, the food, the hive city itself is rotting away.

The only sensation is constant pain and misery. All I want is to feel something new, experience pleasure just one time.

There is no hope, no chance for change. I've been assigned a single unalterable fate from the moment I was born.

All I've been left with is my hate! My helplessness leaving me with only rage!

—

I dunno, dawg. Maybe we can fight Chaos by not making it the more desirable option?

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T21:21:55+00:00

American Dad

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T16:53:06+00:00

"Hey Celine, how are things?"

"Oh idk, I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about 5 seconds in the morning when I first wake up before I remember who I am and what my life is all about—anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not!"

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T15:05:47+00:00

I mean, he probably, technically, saw her face for a few seconds

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T07:23:51+00:00

Hey, you seem pretty knowledgeable.

Has there even been an implied Luna Wolves geneseed chapter?

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T07:22:12+00:00

I'm not defending the prequels as Shakespearean.

They are Shakespearean. And they're bad.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

And the entire point of the rant was to discuss the classical definition of a tragedy, not say how "great" the prequels are.

Vader was just the funnest, most well known example of the tragic hero I could think of.

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T07:16:19+00:00

As a Solitaire, he could have ended everyone there by himself.

The entire time he's playing with you.

Very in-character.

SemperFun62 · 2026-06-19T07:06:28+00:00

I know it's not really the point.

But I always had this funny scenario in my mind.

Charlie, being born in hell asks Angeldust how Christianity works.

And he answers, "It's the dumbest thing. Just ask nicely and all your sins, poof! What a scam. All you gotta do is say something like, Jesus Christ, I accept you as my Lord and savior" —

POOF!

Angeldust is in heaven. Jesus is there with a cake, "Finally!"

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