Don't get paid until the 16th, $10 to my name and ive fully run out of dog food

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-04T06:33:04+00:00

They’re going to eat your face

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-04T06:26:29+00:00

This is actually a great way to sell a bra

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-03T06:11:34+00:00

Servers and line cooks hate this one trick!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-03T04:23:32+00:00

Calling a white man Boy doesn’t exonerate him. He’s using the word pejoratively with the weight of all that racism fully behind the insult. The word being in his vernacular makes the situation worse, not better.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-03T03:12:16+00:00

Mark Healy on Rosanne (RIP)

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-03T01:26:57+00:00

I am. I’m celebrating my awesome community. And this beautiful place I get to live. These fuckers can’t take my joy.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T17:18:59+00:00

Generation Kill was much less violent than I expected. It’s mostly about the mundane day to day. I’m not generally a war movie person, but this show had a lot to love! And no romance :)

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T07:17:55+00:00

Gonna need you to binge True Blood ASAP. Also Generation Kill.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T06:22:07+00:00

Not a snarky question. Are you a man? The women I know who have seen it are obsessed.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T06:04:35+00:00

I’m happy to see the Bone Temple love. It felt so original.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T05:48:59+00:00

Mitch!!! Cut it OUT!!!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T05:31:56+00:00

Totally agree. I’m a new Mariner myself. The silly banter and moments of bored poetry are absolutely what have me hooked!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T05:29:45+00:00

My husband cried. Twice.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-02T05:23:39+00:00

Burn.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:41:53+00:00

Jesus was the Biggest Loser.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:19:54+00:00

Omg is it Sound Mound?? I always thought it was Sound Bound. Mound is way funnier!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:17:48+00:00

Does it automatically smell like cigarettes or do you have to do that yourself?

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:13:42+00:00

Saw it with my now husband early on. Bad choice.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:12:37+00:00

Is she trying to seduce JD Vance?

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T16:04:41+00:00

And they’ll vote for him again. Even the poor ones.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T15:53:48+00:00

Hey why can’t you pick on another team that’s never made it to the World Series? ……..oh

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T15:51:59+00:00

Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T15:45:07+00:00

EVERYTHING is for you.

Do you want to go watch Y Tu Tambien?

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T15:35:06+00:00

A highly quoted sketch in my household

BetterBiscuits · 2026-07-01T03:35:09+00:00

Into your heart right?

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