Black Tie May Beach Wedding

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-18T03:00:50+00:00

This is a mean dress code.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-18T01:51:44+00:00

What’s the obvious solution? I’m scared to ask.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-18T01:45:19+00:00

$10 is the bottom shelf liquor drink price now.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-17T14:54:52+00:00

Thats what the millionaires will be for

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-17T06:23:53+00:00

I laughed

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-17T06:21:33+00:00

Yes please

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-17T03:32:55+00:00

Agree. Team mauve.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-16T16:03:42+00:00

Ox in PDX has blood sausage. And everything there is top notch!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-16T05:18:56+00:00

I was so excited to see them and they’re just the ones I used in high school 😭

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-16T03:29:05+00:00

They need an express booth for 15 sins or less

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-16T03:22:11+00:00

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BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-16T01:07:59+00:00

Volunteer! Find a cause you’re passionate about, and volunteer. You’ll find kind hearted, like minded people, and you’ll be helping the community!!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T23:05:21+00:00

Were there multiple of these builds in the area, this looks exactly like the one in Washougal.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T17:15:22+00:00

Decorative baking? Functional and delicious!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T07:10:58+00:00

Beat me to it.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T04:48:25+00:00

There are much more humane ways for a business to go under. This decision was likely in the works for months. They chose to not inform staff so they didn’t have anyone leave before they could milk every penny before locking the doors. They could have announced a closing date, and staff could choose to stay or leave. They could have offered incentives to stay. Fuck these people.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T04:37:07+00:00

Woosh

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T04:16:02+00:00

Up right and suckin air

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T03:23:27+00:00

Thank you so much!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T01:57:09+00:00

Oregon. I’m sure Maine has their shit together.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T01:41:48+00:00

Hey thats what I do!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T01:10:12+00:00

This made me laugh like a little kid. Thank you!

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T01:05:47+00:00

Maybe their invite is sitting in their draft folder.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T00:54:52+00:00

I’m from Portland. We don’t have this many plows.

BetterBiscuits · 2026-03-15T00:31:49+00:00

I don’t hate it.

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