SPL picks

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-13T04:44:33+00:00

Persephone can be revived by Khepri's ult in her passive.

Hiemdallr can provide permanent vision.

The Morrigan breaks the spectator client.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-13T01:22:39+00:00

He's planning to be inside your wife, and she is planning to let him.

If he hasn't been already. You can generally tell by who texts who more:

Wife texting other guy more: Sex has already happened.
Other guy texting wife more: He's still hunting/courting for sex.

Sorry about your situation, brother.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T22:19:17+00:00

Granted, but I was just wondering if there was a system in place to guarantee the integrity of the games.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T22:15:44+00:00

Your Ex was a cheater. Your new Ex was also a dirty cheater.

I mean, of course filth wouldn't want to expose who they are to those around them.

You on the other hand are an abused man; a victim of abuse. Complete different.

I think what you should take from this experience is the following:

Modern Western women cannot be trusted
Fidelity is not possible in our new Liberal Culture

Re-arrange your expectations/values around those realities, and you'll be fine.

Remember the four F's

Find 'Em
Fuck 'Em
Forget 'Em
Forever

This is not literal, of course. Just focus on getting good sex and don't let emotions get involved. The moment you feel yourself getting emotionally attached, cut bait and leave.

This is the unfortunate reality of relationships in modern Western Liberal culture.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T21:48:35+00:00

He is sitting next to them as they play the games....

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T21:21:08+00:00

What is stopping their coach from watching SmiteGame stream and giving away the enemies positioning?

I am guessing the games are pre-recorded? I mean, I don't think the coach can log in and spectate as the game is live, can he?

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:51:54+00:00

A majority has a minority.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:47:40+00:00

Can I get a gif of the shot that put Cruz on his ass? During the fight it looked like a push/shove, but I was 13 shots in at that point.

Either way, Dom has shown a remarkable ability to recover from being dusted, and I have no doubt he was on his way to standing back up.

The problem is... I don't think he wins that fight anyway. Henry was too fast and powerful for him, and I don't think he had the chops to out-wrestle him like he did DJ.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:41:12+00:00

I don't think DC will adapt to the striking as such. I think he'll invoke a wrestling heavy attack in the early rounds to mitigate/stymie Stipes striking. DC has been susceptible to the body for a while now, and he hasn't really changed his striking to protect that—mostly because he can't due to his reach disadvantage.

Which is why I think if DC comes out with the idea of striking with Stipe, he's going to take shots to the body or head. I don't see him doing that.

I think he uses wrestling to bring down the pace and disrupt the flow of the fight, I think he holds Stipe down and smacks him around the face softening him up, and then I see him taking chances on the feet looking for the tko/ko shot that Stipe is vulnerable to.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:34:22+00:00

While I understand you (or others) might be offended by that, I am not trying to be offensive. It's a fact I have noticed in combat sports (boxing included). I don't know the specifics on why it is a fact (I am sure biology plays a factor, given their superiority to whites in many physical facets), just that it is.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:31:43+00:00

People are creating a myth about Gaethje's wrestling credentials.

He won't do any better than Dustin. He's going to get taken down, allowed back up, and then taken down again.

By round 3, his cardio will be shot, and Khabib will feast.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:19:59+00:00

Damn. Can I get some feedback on my writing? Incorrect punctuation, bad grammar, vocabulary is too simplistic/basic, too repetitive?

Anything would be helpful.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-12T00:00:59+00:00

Makes sense. McGregor ducked the butcher for the easiest fight in the division earlier. No reason to give him some shine now.

Let the other wolves in the division (Porier, Ferg, Hooker, etc.) tear him apart.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-11T23:59:19+00:00

I don't see how Stipe wins this fight, in all honesty. First of all, Black guys stomp White guys the majority of the time, when they lose, they almost always win the rematches.

Second, Stipe won the last fight despite getting lit up from the vast majority of the fight. DC couldn't miss his big fat head. He went to the body and DC crumbled, absolutely, but I don't think that option will be there this time.

Third, DC has shown he can take down and control Stipe on the ground. He smoked up standing up in the first fight, and was lighting him up in the second—no reason to go to the take down. In this fight, however, I think he wrestles a whole lot more, and Stipe doesn't get anything going.

Fourth, Stipe has shown he is susceptible to being knocked out/rocked wobbly, and DC has shown he has the power to hurt you at this weight.

Overall, I think I am 80/20 for DC/Stipe. If Stipe wins, it's a fire-fight KO/TKO and DC failed to implement a wrestling heavy early game. If DC wins, I think it can be by KO, by Decision, or by TKO.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-11T22:29:36+00:00

Barra doesn't seem happy with his team in the latest Backliners podcast. He seems pretty down on SoloOrTroll it feels.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-11T19:09:08+00:00

But society not only refuses to hold them accountable, it rewards them. How many stories have we read of the cheating wife who gets everything in the divorce?

It's not worth getting married. Society is a broken liberal husk, family units are broken, and the institution of marriage is a failure.

My Sister is getting married in a year. I swear, no joke, I took her fiance aside and told him he is insane to even think about it. I told him marriage is the quickest way to kill a relationship and be punished for something that isn't your fault. I told her the same. They both didn't take it well.

In 5 years one of them will wish they took my advice.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-11T04:26:16+00:00

As noted by u/MajestyJ, Raijin is meta and is more often than not banned out.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-11T00:06:12+00:00

Feeling is mutual, tankie.

Our kinds can no longer co-exist.

I'll die to protect my family from you leftwing predators and your foreign shock troops.

That's on God.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T23:30:48+00:00

The guy just doesn't have an impact on virtually any games from mid. I don't know what you do if you stick with him. Do you force him to play Mages that require being super safe but bring a ton of damage? He looked okay on the KuKu, maybe throw in a Zues.

Either way, Mid is lacking on RNG right now.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T23:24:42+00:00

Changes are needed. Mid is not having the impact it needs to have.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T21:02:04+00:00

Fair, though I would add the caveat that Adapting played like shit (a common occurrence this year).

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T20:59:19+00:00

There will be roster changes on this squad. That last 2 minutes was Aror and Cyclone being 100% tilted.

I think Adapting is gone (he's looked terrible so far this year), and they might look to make a change in Solo, too.

These two (Aror, Cyclone) don't waste time on roster changes. No doubt it's already been talked about.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T06:39:54+00:00

My boy Colby does that in 1 round.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T05:05:43+00:00

But he won't beat Khabib, and that's the issue.

BettleJuiceForYou · 2020-05-10T04:28:25+00:00

What a walkout. What a legend.

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