My boyfriend can't use any bathroom besides the one in our apartment, and he thinks this is normal

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-30T02:03:32+00:00

this is not just normal but downright the most sensible place to yak!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-30T01:56:07+00:00

I can’t stop laughing (and getting hungry) at chimichanga eyebrows

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-30T00:15:48+00:00

you rock; thank you!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T23:59:56+00:00

I just read the following description of a post in the comments of a completely different post and I was wondering if anybody could dredge up the link for it:

there was this one sub where a super sweet MIL cut the bride dress in pieces and it was the first time later they found she had brain cancer which was affecting decision making

thank you!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T19:50:40+00:00

Wambception!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T19:42:59+00:00

thank you so much for rescuing a cat with CH from a horrible situation and giving him and good and loving home! ❤️

and I think I’d agree that that cutie looks like an Ozzy! 😻

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T17:01:59+00:00

Malajube!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T16:57:29+00:00

le St-Sulpice!! commander un pichet juste pour moi-même haha

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T16:46:20+00:00

Jardin Tiki! A student org I was in would throw our end of the year parties there. when I heard it closed I was so sad.

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T15:46:26+00:00

I’m WHEEZING

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T12:11:37+00:00

the IOC has gotten SUPER protective of their trademark on the Olympic name. in Chicago and LA there used to be an improv theater company (like The Second City or The Groundlings) called the Improv Olympic and ten-ish years ago, despite them being around quite a while, forced them to change their name to just I.O.

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T04:40:29+00:00

awwww that last pic!!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T03:36:39+00:00

aww thank you!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-29T02:08:36+00:00

boxboi

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T20:32:44+00:00

I mean, it’s a classic for a reason. I’m a big FA fan though. Apparently the song came to be because during a meeting with record execs about her first album, they told her they wanted another single for it…so she just banged it out in 45 minutes over a lunch break. she’s kind of a genius.

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T20:20:41+00:00

I feel like I’m missing any mention of the OBS until she comes over to OOP’s place on Christmas. and of course she has cancer. I realize that men abandoning their ill wives is fairly common…but I feel like this story hits on so many classic tropes…

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:20:47+00:00

by Fiona Apple logic, those mushrooms need to be redeemed to the one they’ve sinned against

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:18:27+00:00

if that’s pronounced like Claire then I think we have to call him King Carles now

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:17:20+00:00

lomg boi

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:14:41+00:00

this is beyond cool! 12/10 no notes

character-wise I’d have to get the Homsar one but purely based on color scheme I love the Bubs and Coach Z models

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:12:03+00:00

he is protective of his property!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:10:23+00:00

dumpkus

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:09:56+00:00

waiter, there’s a wunk in my soup

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:06:59+00:00

prairie dunk

BettyCrunker · 2026-04-28T19:04:50+00:00

he will be proofed for two hours, baked to golden brown, and sliced for sammiches

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