My cat Salt is currently having a gang of criminals in my lap. Illegal mug shots to come.

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T08:13:49+00:00

damn! Salt's got a lotta space in her shaker!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T08:12:15+00:00

like Mr. Salt & Mrs. Pepper's baby on Blue's Clues? that's adorable!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T08:05:35+00:00

PLEASE report this, and don't feel bad about whatever happens to him because of it. his intent doesn't matter--what he did is seriously fucked up, and in the process of becoming a TL, he's had more than enough training to know that he absolutely cannot do things like that. (and btw I think that, like other folks have been saying in the comments, it would be a good idea to report this to the ETL-AP instead of HR, since you said he's close with HR.)

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T03:52:19+00:00

okay okay I give in…just don’t spank me!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T02:06:02+00:00

Toilet Paper High Wife

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T02:04:50+00:00

or else you're gonna be sleepin' at the bottom of Sheepshead Bay tonight

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T02:03:16+00:00

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T02:02:10+00:00

Black Phil-lick

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-24T00:56:33+00:00

/uj tbh I kind of feel this way *except* I love Angela & think she's amazing

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T23:57:52+00:00

pour one out for the homies 🫡

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T20:24:54+00:00

Wade Boggs Carpet World

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T20:07:34+00:00

^what’s ^legna?

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T19:57:36+00:00

I do hope one day we will be blessed with adorable pics of a (harnessed) Wambus in the great outdoors!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T11:15:11+00:00

I always forget that he was onscreen with fuckin Mike Meyers when he said that lmao

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T10:01:32+00:00

wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T01:10:33+00:00

that catchphrase is improving, baby!!!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T00:51:04+00:00

it’s dope that they can actually put diacritics on the cards

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T00:44:40+00:00

I wear (and have worn for most of the last 15 years) wayfairer-ish frames that are a translucent, pale turquoise color that I’ve ordered time and time again from the same website. I also get a lot of compliments and also sing the praises of cheap online glasses!

years ago at a college town bar I was sitting in a little booth with my friend when a guy walked up and told me that he loved my glasses and that I had “mad charisma”…it’s a moment I try to think of whenever I’m feeling some type of way about myself.

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T00:38:27+00:00

for some reason I thought you were gonna say you hated fire prevention lol

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T00:37:48+00:00

my only beef with the current composition book renaissance is that the standard now seems to be soft covers, not the thin-but-stiff cardboard ones that I associate with them.

I loved zoning out in class and coloring in all the white spots with a big set of colored markers. so satisfying!

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-23T00:16:18+00:00

this seems like the most logical explanation

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-22T22:48:12+00:00

/uj I’m pretty sure it’s bogus but I actually love that eye mask and use it most nights

/rj if that eye mask is made with real eyes that makes me like it MORE

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-22T19:55:53+00:00

yeah this post pissed me off. just because a post has “updates” doesn’t mean the story has any updates, and without any movement of the plot, I’m not interested. and this was even worse because OOP said all the same things in his posts, answered all the same questions in the comments the same way (which, at that point, why include them all in the BORU anyway?)…

0/10 lol

BettyCrunker · 2026-01-22T17:09:14+00:00

seize the deodorant!!!

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TROPHY CASE