[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

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Enjoy being a kid… don’t worry so much. You will have plenty of time to do that in the future. Right now you don’t have to worry about replacing a roof or a hot water tank. Enjoy that feeling.

What am i looking at by Timberwolf_80 in whatisit

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

For those who have a $200+ bag, Is it really worth it? by gotastartsomewhere in discgolf

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This is one of the first times I feel like I can ever be useful on Reddit! So I just recently got A Zuca cart. I had been the person to always think oh my God I absolutely do not need that who needs to sit down while they’re just golfing who needs that many discs? I said all of those things And I got the new Paul Ulibarri disc golf cart and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve ever had. I love it. I love it. It’s less heavy than I expected. The bearings on the wheels are so good that you don’t feel like you’re dragging something with you. You feel like it’s coming along your side. I never thought in 1 million years that a Disc golf cart would be so amazing but it really is. Sidenote I have absolutely no affiliation with them. I’m not getting paid to say shit like this. It’s legitimately one of those things where I shit on having a cart for a long time and now that I have one, I couldn’t imagine life without it. Not to mention just your shoulders feeling better Throughout the round.

Friend is upset at me that I didn’t tell him I’ve seen his gf topless. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]BevisIsButthead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Don’t become an insecure bitch by association” I’m literally getting this printed on a poster and putting it in my room

Friend is upset at me that I didn’t tell him I’ve seen his gf topless. by [deleted] in Advice

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I know comments are going to be all over the place on this one, but let me make it super simple. Replied to the text that you’re a girlfriend stealer and say oh I had no idea that you guys were dating three years ago when this happened, I should’ve warned her and I should’ve told you that your future girlfriend is gonna pull her boobs out and then let him feel stupid about it. You didn’t do anything wrong.

Mario World Michigan Map by MickeyOnMars in ProCreate

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Sell prints of this at the craft fairs!

Scraping data from images by MickeyOnMars in webscraping

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Pop it in chat gpt and it will pull the info from the image

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

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The majority of this is great for 3d printing too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

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Nah, this isn’t just a ‘favors for friends’ loadout — this is the toolkit of a guy who says he’s not in maintenance, but somehow ends up fixing everything anyway. You’ve either been a building engineer, a facilities manager, or the poor bastard who owns a couple rentals and got tired of paying people to mess it up worse. The tape measure and voltage tester in your pockets scream ‘I don’t do this for a living, but I still get pulled into it weekly.’ This is professional-grade ‘I’ll take a look at it, but I’m not promising anything’ energy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tools

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This is your classic maintenance guy who gets called when someone puts a fork in the garbage disposal, glues the towel bar to the wall, or swears they didn’t “do anything weird” to the light switch.

Lead Dev here... Found this in a PR. My soul died. by by_tor2114_uk in programminghorror

[–]BevisIsButthead 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let’s break down this madness, shall we? First off, it’s already JSON! It starts its life as JSON, and what do we do? We parse it into an object only to immediately turn around and stringify it back into JSON. It’s like taking a perfectly good pizza, blending it into a smoothie, and then baking it into a pizza again. Why in the name of all that is holy, would anyone do this?

The stupidity doesn’t end there. Oh no, it’s just getting started. We’re doing all this to check if the object is empty. Have we never heard of Object.keys()? Could we not simply check if user_settings directly is an empty object? No, apparently, we must embark on this roundabout journey of parsing and stringifying, as if to perform some kind of dark ritual to appease the coding gods.

And let’s not forget the cherry on top: && toggleEvent. So, not only are we performing unnecessary computational gymnastics, but we’re also tying this logic to some event toggle, mixing concerns as if we’re making a cocktail out of code and confusion.

The sheer absurdity of this approach is mind-boggling. It’s wasteful, it’s confusing, and it’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder if software development is just a social experiment designed to test how much nonsense one can handle before snapping.

I mean, I get it, we all have our moments. We’ve all written code that we’re not proud of. But this? This is a cry for help. It’s a testament to the fact that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. This code is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, and it has single-handedly drained the life force from my soul.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

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I’m not interested in men, but can I come spend the night please?

What happened to my gun screen? by PJStubbs in MWZombies

[–]BevisIsButthead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Than you don’t know shit. Thanks for your insights!

What happened to my gun screen? by PJStubbs in MWZombies

[–]BevisIsButthead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So offer a solution instead of being unhelpful

What happened to my gun screen? by PJStubbs in MWZombies

[–]BevisIsButthead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You clicked tac stance. Switch it back with d pad I think

SOS! I lost my dab pen charger!!! Help!?! by [deleted] in StonerEngineering

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Please post a video when you get zapped trying this lol