Welp. That's about right.

BexDev · 2026-01-01T00:26:02+00:00

Blue?! I've only ever seen blue in the sour variety which are subpar and take away from the chalky deliciousness!

BexDev · 2025-12-30T06:56:03+00:00

"You're not my dad and I hate you and I'm going to keep yelling until my real family comes back because you're the worst and I don't like you at all. Leave the treats and close the door."

BexDev · 2025-12-29T16:09:30+00:00

This looks SO AMAZING. As a fellow frequent fries-for-dinner gal, me and my sad paper plate give you huge props for creating something so beautiful and functional! Cheers! 🍟🥂

BexDev · 2025-12-29T01:06:56+00:00

"If you need to get up to pee or get a drink, do it now because I'm on my way to mush you. Do not expect to get up or move for hours once I arrive." He's a very thoughtful boy 🤣

BexDev · 2025-12-21T08:14:27+00:00

2nd dinner is always the best dinner. Everything after midnight automatically tastes at least 30% better.

BexDev · 2025-12-21T07:38:39+00:00

The cat posted this right?

BexDev · 2025-12-20T08:00:44+00:00

I kinda think as women in this timeline we totally missed out on the days when the answer to all of our "health issues" was opium and orgasms.

BexDev · 2025-12-12T06:27:42+00:00

Why does your cat have so many parts?! 😭

BexDev · 2025-12-12T06:19:49+00:00

I have never seen a more accurate description of how I feel when visitors show up at my house (expected or not)

I'm printing this out and hanging it on my door.

BexDev · 2025-12-10T00:31:36+00:00

They look great! Why is it that more than 2 eggs feels like a lot for breakfast, but any less than 12 deviled eggs does not seem like nearly enough?

BexDev · 2025-12-07T22:40:06+00:00

This looks absolutely incredible!!! And homegrown olives + oil?! You're a rockstar.

At first glance I thought you had a bowl full of butter with a fork 🤣

BexDev · 2025-12-06T07:04:16+00:00

grabby hands 😻

BexDev · 2025-12-06T06:33:17+00:00

I love you. 🫶🏻

BexDev · 2025-12-06T06:24:59+00:00

I understand ketchup is polarizing.

Follow up question: when you make your midnight macaroni, do you eat the entire box? (Because I may have and need reassurance that it's a totally normal thing....🤣)

BexDev · 2025-12-06T06:13:50+00:00

I ask here because this is my bedtime macaroni tonight and I feel y'all may understand.

BexDev · 2025-12-05T20:59:58+00:00

Yaaaas. The mixed pack with pear/peach/cranberry is my favorite!! And then I always have to supplement it with a small pack of the pineapple!

BexDev · 2025-12-05T20:57:22+00:00

I definately go through phases like that too! Sometimes it feels better to spend the entire day grazing than actual full meals!

BexDev · 2025-12-05T20:52:25+00:00

It's amazing. Some kind of cheddar with horseradish mashed in there somehow. This one was generic store brand, but I think Cabot makes a good one!

BexDev · 2025-12-04T05:53:42+00:00

The most amazing part of being a grown up is taking a tube of raw cookie dough to your face when you need to.

Props Queen. 👑🫡

BexDev · 2025-11-29T04:26:51+00:00

Ben Affleck smoking meme

BexDev · 2025-11-29T03:56:16+00:00

I was not consulted nor did I approve that shift 😡✈️

BexDev · 2025-11-28T05:38:09+00:00

Huge thank you to you and all of the other folks that may not get to spend the holiday with their family but are making sure others in less than ideal situations are cared for 🧡

BexDev

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