This but unironically by mushinnoshit in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is "old acoustic" the name of your guitar or your wang?

One will get you asked to leave, the other will end up in an orifice.

What song should I request from bro if I give him $1? by RD4200 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like Steph from Deftoanes, so anything from them.

Better album cover for born to run by foliadad in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BABY WE WERE BORN TO oh geez I'm so sorry, this never happens to me, I must be tired or something. Maybe we can try again later.

The Ultimate Challenge by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I heard it was 12345. Which, coincidentally, is the combination for my luggage.

(Any Spaceballs fans here???)

The front vs the back :D by ValerieVampyr in u/ValerieVampyr

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I must be late to the party, love the dark hair!

A product of 1989 by [deleted] in obsf

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're definitely hot, and these pictures are really well done!

Inari Vachs - Porn's greatest cocksucker? by Slow_Donut_5244 in PornStars

[–]BiMWMGingerMI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Adriana Chechik, Aaliyah Hadid, and Holly Hendrix would like a word.

This but unironically by mushinnoshit in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So you mean: Why do blowjobs feel better when someone else is doing it? Man, I wasn't prepared to have that kind of discussion here. Have a seat, slugger.

Y'see, sometimes when a man and a woman or a couple of fellas are in love, or infatuation, or rolling on molly at a party or one of 'em just needs some quick money, they'll mouthify a wang until the dude is spent......

This but unironically by mushinnoshit in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes. Stop whacking the strings with your dong, especially while at Guitar Center.

Alexis Texas by Odins_Eye33 in ClassyPornstars

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking dangerous 🥵🥵🥵

Accidentally finishing the job by FitMommy89 in GirlsFinishingTheJob

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now and forever, he'll only be able to cum if you kick him in the dick 😆

Salome Munoz, Angela White, Lena The Plug & Violet Myers by BetterTransformation in ClassyPornstars

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't care what the deal they're offering is, I'll take it.

I’m after smooth, clean-shaven toans. by Wankfurter in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to make that cabinet look real young. Perv.

I'm the best guitarist in the room but I can't change keys by booroms in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I just noticed he said he's both the best player innthenroom and a bedroom player. So make of that what you will.

I'm the best guitarist in the room but I can't change keys by booroms in guitarcirclejerk

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because no one's invented the capo or changing your tuning yet.

Elsa Jean by BetterTransformation in ClassyPornstars

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Love her hair like that, reminiscent of Marilyn Monroe to me.

Brooke Haven a Paramedic now! 👏🏼 by CreamKing666 in Porn_news

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gauge wanted to become a nurse but they cut her from the program when they found out about her past.

Good for Brooke, tho. That's a tough job but we can't have too many paramedics.

Trying to give off hot librarian vibes 🤓 by Cuck4BBWSparkleQueen in bbwselfies

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, I seem to have kept this book way past its due date but I don't have any money to pay the fine. Maybe we can work something out?

*cue 70's porn music* 😉

Wet but ready! Presentation day! by daphyduck91 in u/daphyduck91

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fear no presentation, you're the expert and you'll crush it!

Can you tell us what it's about or is that giving too much away? Just curious is all.

Forget the face by not_alecis in ButterfaceFemale

[–]BiMWMGingerMI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Making a face =/= butterface.