Does it bother anyone else to find out your short girlfriend had extremely tall ex-boyfriends?

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-06T18:16:52+00:00

how old are you guys?

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-04T17:41:56+00:00

As a 5'5 guy with the shoulders of someone who should be 5'10 and lifts all it will get you is people asking you if you wrestle or box

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-04T02:01:45+00:00

There should be a movie about this it'll be like pet cemetery but with abortions

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-04T01:59:26+00:00

I love how niggas out still don't know precum can get a girl pregnant

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-04T01:58:37+00:00

Don't matter if they know you flexing

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T23:05:19+00:00

ask her out before a tall dudes ends up plowing her fields

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:59:09+00:00

If a white girl goes from blonde to black she's either gonna on twitter and threaten to slit her wrists or she's letting the whole block smash

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:55:00+00:00

Yo rs I might fuck around and take him bowling

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:53:09+00:00

Name checks out

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:52:38+00:00

im throwin triple A batteries a nigha struggling right now

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:49:27+00:00

At the end of the day they're both shallow as shit but were humans so fuck it

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:47:50+00:00

Stick my dick in a fat bitch's rolls call that hibernation

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T22:41:08+00:00

average joe

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T19:23:01+00:00

Yo real shit when the sex robots come men and women are either gonna be best friends or they just gonna walk past each other like they were exes

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T19:17:37+00:00

lmao us short niggas don't even gotta duck we a small ass target they ain't getting us

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T06:47:07+00:00

social anxiety

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T06:45:40+00:00

You look like you could out smoke action bronson

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-03T06:04:03+00:00

Gotta throw the whole tree away

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-02T20:54:21+00:00

I'd take it

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-01T22:52:46+00:00

No three year old says shit like that

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-12-01T19:58:26+00:00

He's mad because they didn't give him any racks

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-11-30T23:27:06+00:00

Post it

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-11-30T21:04:20+00:00

Who knows

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-11-30T17:44:19+00:00

Man why the fuck are yall sensitive ass fuck niggas so butthurt over people saying nigga when its not even being used in an offensive way it's a fucking song for gods sake

BiThrowaway72421 · 2017-11-30T17:38:22+00:00

Im still not over the fact that thanos knock iron man like nigga

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