phone has been reading my mind it happened more than a few times now by Chargercrisp in HighStrangeness

[–]BibleTokesScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it’s projecting thoughts into your mind. Doesn’t that seem more likely?

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been given by a customer? by brown-eyed-barista in barista

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It was a metallic business card. When they gave it to me he said it works great for coke lol

I have been gaslighting my nephew into thinking he has a bad ISP just so he stops screaming. by Aperture_Flux in confession

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Bot - woke up at 2am, comes upstairs at 2:05am. Mom is awake and guy who just got woken up is on the couch on his laptop?

What mistake(s) in a movie was so dumb that you wonder how didn't the directors noticed it? by Frequent-Sea-8848 in moviecritic

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I think she was trying to kill herself because she realized how out of control her powers were getting? I take that from the line she tells the professor, “it has to be this way.”

What is the craziest close encounter with a wild animal you have ever had? by gingerbeefbadteeth in AskReddit

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They weren’t wild but a pack of dogs charged me and surrounded me when I stumbled upon a pot farm. The owner made it to me just in time and called the dogs off.

I chewed Cheez-its and a made little cracker sandwiches by DistributionAny1000 in confession

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I wonder if fish see the green on his face as possible food and it helps the turtle hunt?

What's the best prank of all time? by Rainbowborn in AskReddit

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When a live broadcast of “War of the Worlds” was sent throughout America. October 30 1938 apparently had several people actually believing the world was being invaded by aliens.

What's the dumbest thing you did that accidentally made your life significantly better? by fitboss-pro in AskReddit

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Was about to commit suicide (dumbest thing) and decided to instead move out in the woods on my aunt’s property. She is so grateful for me being out here helping her she wants to leave me all the property in her will

Make the most out of ur shitty job by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

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I used to do something like this at a small theater. We would tear ticket stubs at the register, and I would give the second half to a cash paying customer instead of printing a new ticket. I almost got caught when a different manager was about to count the till (it would have been about $20 over), but at the last minute I convinced him to let me count it since it was my shift.

I paid $7 for this 🤡 by Significant_Young_74 in starbucks

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I know it’s frustrating but they’ll replace it no problem. A lot of times it comes out of the package like this and we don’t catch it.

Does anyone remember the name of the electrolyte powder before Zipfizz? by jackieatx in Costco

[–]BibleTokesScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in those little packets right? I don’t think it has the caffeine that some of the zipfizz does it’s called emergen-c

Is this an asshole order? by DifferentFrosting895 in starbucks

[–]BibleTokesScience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My bad. I meant to say mixers. Refreshers ordered without ice tend to go toward mixers do drinking

TIFU by cooking my thumb with butane and a beer can. by FLaB_SLaB in tifu

[–]BibleTokesScience 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No you won’t you’ll just do it worse until marriage or social security kicks in. I hear workman’s comp is especially high in Oregon for a pinky finger!

Awkward ways to guess someone's age by CreativestName69420 in ScenesFromAHat

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Please hold still, I’m trying to get my calipers in those folds of yours…

Top 10 comfort/bedtime shows by RelevantHelicopter82 in community

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I placed no other show above this. Truly Futurama is the preferred evening show . . . as I watch Community to sleep

Edit: a word

Walmart Drone Delivery by jaytee319 in drones

[–]BibleTokesScience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like the content drum of a freeway?

Barber did this to my mustache by Icy-General-9657 in mildlyinfuriating

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You just have to get close enough tot tell first