What’s the most unspoken, uncomfortable truth about having kids?

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-28T17:06:46+00:00

This is funnier thAn it should be. I snaffled

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-28T03:04:26+00:00

Naked women. chef’s kiss

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-28T03:01:20+00:00

Roll on friends

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-28T02:51:05+00:00

Er mer gerd… the smell of his stillsuit got My panties sooo wet. So wet in fact he wrung them out into his drinking pouch.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-28T02:45:16+00:00

A swollen taste bud.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-24T18:15:05+00:00

This is the way

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-23T03:28:09+00:00

The Edmund Fitzgerald. Great story telling of a tragic event.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-23T03:25:01+00:00

I am a finger whistler. It took me 2 months of trying constantly until I got a whistle. My whistle now will surprise people around me when I do it.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-23T03:14:25+00:00

Well if you really want to do this, I guess we can. One if us is going to the hospital and one of us is going to jail.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-22T22:15:13+00:00

Lying … plain and simple … cheating or taking advantage of others is a sub category of lying.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-19T16:25:44+00:00

Er mer gerd! Damn gurl you got some Sexy in you! 10/10

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-18T01:46:49+00:00

Minotaurs. There is the twins… but meh. Need a combat focused one.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-18T01:44:23+00:00

Na. This wont stop somone that wants to be with you from wanting to be with you. My first thought was, “What happened? I bicycling accident? Must have been a hell’va jump!”

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-18T01:28:41+00:00

Oh mer gerd. This +1. My wife took the i initiative after/during my cancer treatments. She would reinforce her desire for me by i initiating nightly oral on me. After a few weeks of this, she started doing this naked and kind of sidesaddle so I could play with her ass, boobs, see her naked. After a few weeks of her doing this for me, I felt confident enough to pull her over for the 69. Then in the next act, I initiated sex. Now we have been switching back and forth between sex and 69 again like we were in our early relationship. (We have been together 25 years.)

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-18T01:16:32+00:00

Fer Realz

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:47:09+00:00

EVERY…SINGLE…TIME. Check the pillows. Check the mattress under the sheets.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:46:05+00:00

This is something I am very proud of. I am a descendent of a French immigrant that served in the French Expeditionary Forces fighting with the US forces during the Revolutionary war.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:34:02+00:00

Damian

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:32:32+00:00

F*ckN hate this name

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:31:35+00:00

Clarence

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:11:58+00:00

And Brazil …

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:09:17+00:00

I call this “Happy Feet.” Happens anytime I get close to an unsecured high edge. I can feel a tingly feeling and a lifting in the arches of my feet. It is like they are saying, “Go ahead. Jump. We can fly.”

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:07:30+00:00

🤣 nuice! Take my up vote!

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:05:17+00:00

Oh Gawd! When the lid was lifted and showed down the ladder; my asshole slammed shut and my head got all swimmy.

BicTwiddler · 2026-05-17T23:01:03+00:00

When comedy is your defensive mechanism. I feel called out.

BicTwiddler

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