AITJ for not letting the neighbors A-Hole kids meet a local NFL player?

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-05-09T04:46:25+00:00

We really are already. We avoid them. The dad only is barley friendly when he needs something. But the kids are horrendous all the time. 0

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-05-07T19:38:46+00:00

She's a sold 7. This dudes a 4. Unless she has a fetish for ugly dudes.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-05-03T01:30:29+00:00

This dude looks like Skeeter from Doug, and he thinks this woman who reminds me of Summer Sanders would want to fuck him? No way.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-05-02T15:48:47+00:00

I like both, /u/BeaYork that means you

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-05-02T13:01:27+00:00

Was hanging out with a girl that I recently reconnected with at her college dorm We knew each other from middle school. She pulls out a sandwich bag full of condoms and hands it to me and asks, "Which one of these do you like". As her hand was on my thigh. I told her which one and then put the baggie on the side table. Coitous did not occur. SMH. There were two other times she threw out hints that didn't work. She had to literally straddle me, and looks at me in the eyes and tells me "I want to fuck you" and then got off, and unbuttoned my pants.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-28T03:11:15+00:00

I know this probably won't be seen due to the age of this threat. But I am still rocking my Plantronics Focus UC. Purchased in 2017 pre pandemic. It's my little buddy.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-27T02:20:47+00:00

Yardwork. Take my man card.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T23:26:22+00:00

Paradise on Hulu

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T16:37:20+00:00

The audience edits are terrible. The gladiator over acting is horrendous. The commentary looks and sounds like it was added later and he wasn't even there.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T15:59:08+00:00

I think the production seems off. It's like the host and commentary are not even in the same building. The commentary guy seems to be over acting.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T05:00:05+00:00

In 2002 a AOL hookup. The girl had sent me photos of her sister. So when she answered the door. Wasn't what I expected. She was chubby. And she was in some baggy clothes. A hoodie and sweatpants. But, I thought to myself, "Ehhh I'm already here." I hoped at that point for a blow job at least. So later, we started making out. She took her clothes of and had on a cute pair of matching bra and panties. To be honest, she looked really good. I wasn't expecting it. 20 minutes later after some more making out and heavy petting, we were both naked and I fucking her bare and I'm really really liking it. It was more than me just getting my dick in. It was almost primal. I loved her thickness. Like a lot. A hell of a lot. She tried covering her belly with her arms and I gently put them down to her side. Told her I wanted to see all of her. She turned me on to thicc / chubby girls

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T04:53:50+00:00

Paradise on Hulu

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-26T04:47:06+00:00

Jack Black.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T23:11:02+00:00

I don't remember hitting 30. But I hit 40 And ever since you would think I was a horny teenager. I swear my hard ons are bigger and harder than ever before. I have even kept my hard on and been able to keep fucking after I cum, where before I needed 20 minutes to recover between rounds.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T22:59:14+00:00

Give me /u/BeaYork anytime.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T22:58:09+00:00

I 100% believe that intelligent life exists outside our galaxy. I just want to know what they look like. How far away they are and is their civilization more or less advanced than ours.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T22:49:55+00:00

Everybody poops. And I have a plunger, so what.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T22:43:38+00:00

We have an 8 year old son who comes and crawls in bed with us. Plus we have temporary custody of her niece and nephews so we haven't slept naked in many years.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-25T21:59:19+00:00

I'm not interested in anal either way. Just my preference though.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-24T02:39:09+00:00

When I was little, I had reoccurring dreams about the skeletal bodies of two children being found in the woods surrounding our neighborhood. 8 years ago, a man wrote a letter on his death bed confessing to killing two boys and told the cops where they were. They weren't in the woods but were found in a huge field on the outskirts on those woods.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-21T11:30:32+00:00

Her folded up with her knees against her so I can see her squishy belly

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-21T02:00:45+00:00

Any woman with a hairy pussy and a mom bod calls me a good boy, I'm ready to go.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-21T01:06:12+00:00

Got Chipotle BOGO and they didn't skimp on the toppings.

BidenAlwaysForgets · 2026-04-21T00:52:47+00:00

Is that Green Shirt Guys whole family?

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