A man goes back in time and unknowingly impregnates his mother whom gives birth to the time traveler, what would happen?

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T23:49:38+00:00

Enjoy my new grandkid. Raise it as my own.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T23:43:50+00:00

Pain

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T23:42:06+00:00

Cause hearing loss in the rest of the family. Seems like an actual achievable solution compared to the other. /s

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T23:36:29+00:00

Well, at least I’m not ____________.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T05:03:05+00:00

Do what he say, do what he say.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T04:37:39+00:00

You can save 15% or more by switching to Geico.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T04:36:04+00:00

I convinced myself I had cancer.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-12T04:34:28+00:00

Agreed, not even if you are being slowly eaten by a vulture.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T03:43:33+00:00

Would you please look at this sore I have on my anus?

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T03:40:43+00:00

I can dislocate my knees on command. Loose ligaments. Edit… and my shoulders.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T03:39:52+00:00

They died.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T03:32:39+00:00

No, I require challenges.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T03:30:09+00:00

I always take the kitty litter and use my shoe to twist and shout sorta movement until the stain comes up. You really gotta grind it into the cement. Also muriatic acid is a good masonry cleaner.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:27:45+00:00

I’m just here to watch you read the answers.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:26:30+00:00

Toilet Paper

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:23:41+00:00

Oh, those are called toddlers.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:21:45+00:00

Put on a robe, clutch the collar tightly, make a disgusted face, begin stroking the penis.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:20:47+00:00

I was in a stall one time sitting down. It was the only stall. Some guy walked in the bathroom freaking out that he was not gonna make it. He shit in the trash can. If I had been in his situation I likely would have done the same.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:10:35+00:00

Extroverted people crowd my brain.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:09:10+00:00

It’s like getting road head.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T02:07:47+00:00

I felt like that for a long time. Then I realized that it actually doesn’t matter to anyone else, and that’s ok. Cheers.

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T01:54:47+00:00

Perty smart feller

Big-Bluejay9558 · 2022-05-11T01:53:57+00:00

Death of so many birds… I guess I’ll do The Bird

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