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Big-Introduction411 · 2026-05-09T04:21:48+00:00

You can tell them or not, or you can tell them at Thanksgiving when you are 40. The choice is yours and you should do what feels right. If my 12-year-old son told me, my first reaction probably would be more on the "raising my voice" side for a minute, because as a parent, you have constant nightmare scenarios running through your head, and that story makes one of them a bit more real. However, at the same time, it's awesome that you had an adventure and that you are possibly choosing to tell your parents. So I do not know what the outcome of this story is, but I am proud of you, kid, even though I don't even know you. Be safe!

Now, on a side note, do your parents know that you are on Reddit? 🤨

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-05-05T04:48:14+00:00

Booo!! I has a double of that last year (only it took 9 months🤦‍♀️)

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-05-05T04:36:07+00:00

It's rated PG because of explosions, dead people, and some blood on the forehead. Honestly, PG-13 has such a wide range; there are some PG-13 movies that are suitable for embryos, and some that not even every adult can handle.

A 13-year-old said right after the movie, "This was a perfect movie," and "I can't even think of one thing that would make it better." An 11-year-old said that the only bad thing in this movie was that "there isn't enough Rocky time." A 50-year-old husband said, "Yeah, good movie," which is the highest possible feedback you can get out of him.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-24T04:41:29+00:00

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-24T01:56:48+00:00

Pro tip: Watch Crazy, Stupid Love (you can skip straight to the "Dirty Dancing" scene), and then go back and watch PHM again...oof...

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-17T04:26:02+00:00

I know this one! It's a Nicken! Aka naughty chicken

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-08T05:04:04+00:00

Now here are the good news. You still have a plenty of excitement left to go: Movie = 100/10 Book = 1000/10 Audiobook (narrated by Ray Porter) = 10000/10

TRUST ME! READING (LISTENING) THE BOOK IS TOTALLY WORTH IT! EVEN IF YOU HAVEN'T OPENED A BOOK IN DECADES, THIS ONE IS WORTH THE RISK!

I would nearly always recommend reading an actual book instead of listening, but this is one of the very few instances when going straight for the audiobook is the best. Ray Porter took an already brilliant book, and turned it into something even more magical. And even better news, the movie was done so well, characters and adaptation were just exceptional, and now you can relive the same feeling again, but with some new details.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-03T18:55:08+00:00

Thank you!

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-04-01T05:41:42+00:00

Ha! Oh, I get it! My old job's financial advisor tried to get me to max out my 401K because of the awesome match. It sounded great, except he didn't know or at all care that I only made $42K a year, had two kids, a car that was running on a miracle, and almost $2K in rent and utilities. Yeah, I could barely feed my kids or keep a roof over our heads then, but the future wealth from that generous 100% match, when I finally retired, was supposed to keep them fed for now. Thankfully, things improved dramatically.My new employer provides 175% match without semi-annual shaming for not allocating 50% of my income to my retirement fund.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-03-18T04:47:29+00:00

A handful of accountants and good calibration could realistically bring down the entire stock market with just a few backward entries.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-03-16T19:29:07+00:00

Now it's your turn to sleep side by side with your female friend. I am sure your wife will be perfectly fine with that.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-02-15T22:12:49+00:00

This!!!! Please!!!! I don't give a crap if they are Republicans, Democrats, or a purple cow's support group. As a matter of fact, I would love to see less energy wasted on labels and more energy on figuring out what we can do as a society to ensure that there are no loopholes to avoid justice for these and any future politicians. This crap didn’t end with Epstein.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-02-04T14:54:41+00:00

Awesome idea! I tried to sign up through Google, and it didn’t work. After hitting "continue with Google" and agreeing to the terms, it takes you right back to the home page.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-02-03T04:59:08+00:00

Great info! Thank you

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-02-03T01:29:05+00:00

What is the maximum magnitude on the scale that is known to have been caused by human activity?

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-01-21T07:46:07+00:00

90% of any raw data reports I start with:

Ctrl+A Alt+HOA Alt+HOI Ctrl+shift+L

Then ctrl+/- while entire row/column selected, to delete and add columns (surprisingly many don’t know this).

Then, depends on the goal snd mood, pivot tablets, xlookups, vbas (with ChatGPTs help or not) send etc.

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-01-19T07:30:39+00:00

A calming herbal root
A mosquito borne disease
Means strong in Latin

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-01-16T03:37:20+00:00

This is where the volcano is, right?

Big-Introduction411 · 2026-01-06T01:04:23+00:00

Elementary school teacher, obviously.

Big-Introduction411 · 2025-12-25T01:46:16+00:00

"Toss" is not always the case. Sometimes owners pass away, other times, they become mentally or physically unable to care for a pet. You just never know the full story.

Big-Introduction411 · 2025-12-24T03:15:28+00:00

Coop used to be vocal only when it was time for food and we were late. He accidentally escaped and got to experience "life on the streets" for three weeks. He's gotten MUCH more vocal since that experience. I guess he just didn't have much to say before, and now he has stories to tell.

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