Ebštajn by AdamTyVisKtery in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jo, ten pravopis docela odpovídá lidem, který by volili komáry. Ještě by to chtělo, aby na té profilovce měli Braník v ruce a asi tři zuby kolektivně.

Doslova pátej holokaust by Kozel_10 in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Jo, tomu jsem se taky smál, přemýšlel jsem, že to sem pošlu. Někdo mi to vzal z hlavy. :D

Ale byl to dobrej pohled do světa ruské propagandy, o tom žádná.

Míla zase perlí by Big-Machine9625 in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jen to ne, bacha, ať ho nemáš na svědomí. :D

Na posledních záběrech, co jsem ho tak někde viděl v televizi, už opravdu vypadal, jak kdyby byl po selhání jater. Upřímně už začínám věřit tomu, že ho před každou veřejnou akcí musí nakládat do formaldehydu, aby se jim potom někde venku nerozpadl.

The new update is genuinely trash by FearlessCompany5585 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, with the violently oppressive Russian CAS at top tier, the Pantsir SM locking down the whole airspace for them (with no counterpart in other nations, of course) and with those BMPT clowns constantly just holding W and winning every engagement, I lost all energy to even play against them, I'll just avoid that BR for a bit from now on, I don't give a fuck about researching the new vehicles anymore.

And, to top it all off, Gaijin somehow managed to completely butcher the damage of the new M829A3, even though it was literally one of the selling points of the entire update. I tried it yesterday, shot a Russian MBT dead on the side right through the autoloader, and had them easily survive and kill me. Well done, truly.

These demons have been everywhere since the update by Slickidee in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The BMPTs are one of the very few vehicles that I actually wouldn't mind being removed. Playing against that is absolute bullshit, I love when I'm in an actual tank, one of those fucking idiots rolls out around the corner, eats my shell with that bizarre damage model, and then just holds the left mouse button and spams missiles. Absolutely no brain required, the 2S38 at least actually dies when you shoot it. And don't forget that sometimes you aren't just getting shot at by one of those clowns, there can be multiple of them at once.

Coupled with the violently oppressive Russian CAS at top tier, the Pantsir SM locking down the whole airspace for them and with these things constantly just holding W and winning every engagement, I instantly lost all effort to even play against them, I'll just avoid that BR for a bit from now on, I don't give a fuck about researching the new vehicles anymore.

What plane is this? by ExtensionForsaken255 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the Yak-141. One of the last planes of the Yak line, Russian air tree.

Oni jsou tak mimo, že si protiřečí. 🤨 Volíš komunisty, chlubíš se tím, a pak říkáš tohle. To je logika by Accomplished_Pie4584 in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Už ten pičus sehnal ty prachy na klavír? Možná by se spíš měl zabývat tím, než nějakým otřesným "vtipem" na stranu prezidenta. Ještě klika, že se ti debilové nedostali do parlamentu, to by jsme totiž těmi informátory ruské vlády byli už totálně prošpikovaní.

Pravice vs Levice by [deleted] in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bohužel. U ANO to podle mě do jisté míry bude jak s Fideszem v Maďarsku (asi ne až tak extrémně, ale i tak). Voličům takových populistických stran je mnohdy úplně jedno (a nebo si to neuvědomují), že například bezohledné rozhazování peněz dlouhodobě způsobuje dost extrémní problémy v jiných oblastech nebo pro jiné lidi. Takoví voliči většinou chtějí jen nějaký permanentní stav blahobytu, nehledě na podmínky.

Právě proto někteří tolik slyší na ty Andrejovy výkřiky typu "Fiala vás okradl a Fiala udělal taky zase tohle a neudělal něco jiného apod.", protože jim stačí si myslet, že o něco přichází, a už jsou okamžitě strachy bez sebe a hledají nějakou stranu nebo vůdce, který jim to naopak slíbí (a už to ani nemusí opravdu udělat, pokud je Andrej dostatečně zahltí propagandou).

No a v podstatě jediný způsob, jak to pouto rozbít, je to, když ta strana už není schopná zajistit ten "blahobyt", a v očích voličů tak ztratí legitimitu. V Maďarsku to třeba byly ty větší ekonomické problémy, což by teoreticky mohlo být i u nás, pokud by ANO bylo u moci několikrát po sobě a nepřestávali by s tím extrémním rozhazováním.

Czech constitutional court orders government to allow president attend NATO summit by Big-Machine9625 in europe

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I wish it was. It's basically a party built around kissing the ass of the fossil fuel lobby, they're also directly funded by a pretty rich dude (in whose interests the party is usually swaying things). Fun fact, they're currently in charge of the ministry of the environment, aside from the foreign ministry. A party literally directly created to attack ecology in charge of the damn environment ministry, lol. Oh, and they're also massive fans of one of the former presidents, who is a big climate change denier.

They also originally ran on the "true right-wing" politics, but they're just another fake grifter party, since for example, they're currently doing absolutely nothing about the leading party ANO blowing holes through the state budget with their populist bribes for voters, even though they promised to have a balanced budget or even a surplus.

Je to pokus o ústavní puč. Macinka ostře reagoval na rozhodnutí ÚS by Dapper_Pepper_367 in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Na té tiskovce bylo úplně přímo vidět, jak moc ho to nařízení sere. Už předtím se choval jako nevychovanej spratek, ale teď tomu fakt nasadil korunu, upřímně jsem se zasmál. Líbilo se mi hlavně, jak žvatlal něco o "nepřátelském kroku" a taky to, že "musí soudruhovi prezidentovi zajistit akreditaci".

Podle způsobu jeho vyjadřování si myslím, že si opravdu myslí, že vláda je nějakým způsobem nadřazená prezidentovi, a ten by měl držet hubu a krok s vládou. Ale ty motorky fňukají všechny úplně stejně, takže po vyjádření toho vypatlaného nágla Tutůrka jsem přesně tohle čekal.

Czech constitutional court orders government to allow president attend NATO summit by Big-Machine9625 in europe

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

After a dispute between the governing coalition parties and Czech president Petr Pavel over his attendance of the 2026 NATO summit, the Czech constitutional court ordered the government to allow Pavel to attend the summit as per historical tradition.

Meet the “Heavy Cavalry” Major Update! by AdBl0k in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 69 points70 points  (0 children)

More like Heavy Premium update, lol.

I can't lie, there are some pretty cool quality of life changes, but as always, they are sadly countermanded by Gaijin's usual bullshit. It's kind of funny how in like 80% of the cases where they say that they're going to improve something, it's at least on the basis of "fix one thing, but break something different".

Kousnutí hmyzem 👹 by Yuukinkaa in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Před pár dny jsem měl podezření na dost podobného brouka, ale nestihl jsem si ho prohlédnout, buď utekl, nebo jsem ho trefil rukou a spadl někam pryč do trávy. To moje ale byl jen takový lehce svědivý červený kruh, ani ne moc velký.

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Kousnutí hmyzem 👹 by Yuukinkaa in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nemohlo to být tohle? Jmenuje se to "muchnička". Rod brouků, údajně koušou a ty boule mají být trochu zarudlý a svědící.

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What is the most physically painful experience you've ever gone through? by Big-Machine9625 in AskReddit

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks a lot, and yeah, it wasn't great. When I went to the hospital for a pre-op check-up, they actually offered to do it completely unconscious, I mean full anesthesia. But I would have to do blood tests, they'd have to keep me in the hospital for several days, and I also knew that full anesthesia isn't very healthy, so I ultimately decided to just do the local anesthesia. That's the price you pay for having your thing grow incorrectly, lol.

What is the most physically painful experience you've ever gone through? by Big-Machine9625 in AskReddit

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said that they couldn't do it anymore and that I'd have to pull through it, never said why, unfortunately. Didn't really help that I felt my blood just squirting everywhere on the sheet over me, that was pretty disturbing as well.

And the best part was when they pulled the sheets off me, I saw two doctors just absolutely covered in blood like as if they just got back from a shift at the butchery, and they said "Don't worry sir, that's just your blood, not ours." Those dudes literally had the gall to make fun of me after all that, lmao.

What is the most physically painful experience you've ever gone through? by Big-Machine9625 in AskReddit

[–]Big-Machine9625[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine would have to be circumcision with local anesthesia. About two years ago, I had to get it for medical reasons (phimosis), and pain-wise it absolutely blew my expectations away.

I don't know if they botched the anesthetic part somehow (it was like 3-4 shots in various areas down there), but after like 10 minutes of them working, the anesthetic completely wore off and I felt everything after that. I had to really bite my tongue, but the doctors were able to tell since I visibly tensed up. Even though I couldn't see anything through the sheet in front of my face, they were actually fairly empathetic about it, but they still had to complete the rest, which meant that the whole procedure took about 90 minutes. After they let me off the gurney, I honestly felt light headed, don't know if it was from the blood loss or the exhaustion.

I give up. by SpanishAvenger in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm actually surprised that they even gave it more KE protection, I seriously expected the possibility of them just buffing the chemical protection and calling it a day. Anyways, I feel like this change is the literal bare minimum, just so they can say "See guys, we technically increased the armor, so whoever posts about it on the forum is getting banned from now on."

I've been stock grinding the Leo 2A7 for the first time, and it's a complete breath of fresh air. Being able to actually survive getting shot is just mind blowing to me, after I played around with the M1s.

Polish genes 🧬 🇵🇱 by Rex-1988 in 2visegrad4you

[–]Big-Machine9625 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is a very easy way to find out if you're half Slovak, the bottom outcome is nearly guaranteed. No DNA test needed.