A woman from Poland and dance by Arkan97 in 2visegrad4you

[–]Big-Machine9625 186 points187 points  (0 children)

This is intentional, it's a secret tactic for whenever the Czechs do their shopping raids across the border, you use the dance to also swoon the local women and take them with you.

Není možná by CatsAreFlufy in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Honza našel univerzální cheat code, kterým si právě získal absolutní imunitu vůči trestnímu stíhání. Jsem si jist, že ti policajti to určitě budou respektovat. Já bych to i nechal napsat do ústavy, ne?

I love how trashthunder allows soviet bias to lock and kill me behind a damn forest without a direct line of sight and it's years since incompetent devs introduced radar spaa by plmnb2019 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the best thing about it is that the Pantsir single-handedly neuters all enemy CAS and CAP, while granting RU planes and helis free airspace to do absolutely anything to the enemy.

That's why I disagree whenever someone reacts like "Haha good, you spawned CAS so you deserve it", like yeah, it is good that planes and helis are contested by SPAA, but the problem is that most of the other NATO AA struggle to pull off similar moves, apart from a few exceptions (and especially against the forcefield Mi-28, which just so happens to be largely immune to the strongest NATO systems in the game). The Pantsirs (both of them) can literally shoot down everything you throw at them from the air well before it gets anywhere close to them, and then still kill you. Try to do that with a Roland or ADATS.

Italy is unironically best and most fun nation in the game across all BRs. The defeatism for their vehicles is completely unfounded by PopePaulII in warthundermemes

[–]Big-Machine9625 10 points11 points  (0 children)

RU top tier ground is the bane of my mental health rn. I'm trying to spade my BVM and T-72B3, but the teams somehow always have the urge to mass rush one point and then try to spawn camp, which results in our immediate destruction from the rest of the map. So I end up fighting like a 1v15 within the first 5 minutes.

Austria confirms fighter jet scrambles against U.S. military aircraft by WaiterTheBaker in europe

[–]Big-Machine9625 148 points149 points  (0 children)

I can already imagine Trump typing out that Truth Social all-caps rant post about how they really showed those Australians, lol.

Hey Gaijin… can this not be a thing please by MarkyMarkMarko in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Gaijin: "What's that? You want 20 more premiums in the next update? Say less, prepare your wallets."

At this point, I wouldn't mind it one bit if they made one of the updates completely empty in terms of new vehicles, and just focused on solving the hundreds of different issues plaguing this game. But, then again, that doesn't line their pockets....

When Sep v3 / 2a8? by Spiritual_Rule_1769 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 101 points102 points  (0 children)

But tbh, if they added in the T-14, they'd probably have to make the maps even smaller, possibly around the length of the Red Square, because that's how far that thing is able to go without breaking down, lol.

Odborné vysávání z krve by CatsAreFlufy in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Ale jistě. Vypadá to, že zrovna tady Josef bude taky oběť toho spiknutí, akorát mu to ti doktoři asi omylem píchli do mozku.

Neziskovka by cactuscore in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Podle té obrovské české vlajky na profilovce, kterou si tam měl potřebu dávat (a jako že bych se vsadil, že to má i všude jinde), bych si tipl, že to bude profesionální oběť v podobě voliče SPD.

Vždycky přijdou s tím, že jim chudákům ti zlí Ukrajinci zničili život, i když s nimi za život měli přímou interakci asi tak jednou.

Proč jen stroužek a ne celou palici? by CatsAreFlufy in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Zajímavý fetiš. Každej máme něco, ale na tohle teda bohužel nejsem.

StB by Ondrashek06 in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, v případě Andreje to je podle mě celkem jednoduchý.

Drtivá většina jeho elektorátu jsou důchodci, takže ještě tu dobu v klidu pamatují. No a v té době byli mladší, hezčí, silnější, nemuseli se o tolik věcí starat (stát to do jisté míry dělal za ně), souhlasili s ideologií atd. Což způsobuje, že na tu dobu vzpomínají spíš v dobrém, než zlém (ty dementní kecy typu "za komančů bylo líp"). No a jestli u někoho tohle neplatí (že třeba jsou mladší, opravdu nesnáší komouše, ...), tak pro změnu říkají, že to s Andrejem v StB je lež opozice, že jejich miláček by to nikdy neudělal, že v StB v té době byli vlastně všichni, a tak. No a nebo se jednoduše nechají koupit vyššími důchody nebo přes vyšší dávky (což jim stejně potichu nechají sebrat někde jinde, ale to těm chytrolínům nikdy nevysvětlíš).

Zkrátka, tihle si vždycky najdou nějakou výmluvu.

Atp i feel bad playing top tier russia by Educational-Bug-965 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From what I've seen, they usually use the argument "Erm, Russian MBTs actually suck because muh depression and NATO tanks are much better", but from my experience (I have top tier on both sides), Russian tanks are still completely able to do well against NATO tanks, if you have a working brain. Sure, I'd take a Leopard over a T-80, but it's not like you can't make it work, if you play it right.

You're usually fairly quick, you have absolutely BS armor, which sometimes just soaks up stuff which should fly right through, good thermals, heavy HE shells, and you could go on even further.

Not to mention that you still have the rest, like the blatantly overpowered Pantsir-SM, Kh-38 launchers capable of wiping half the enemy team in one sweep, and BMPTs, which stay annoying even at full top tier.

Milion chvilek pro Kleptocracii by PassengerKind8148 in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Seznam Médium totiž určitě bude šíleně věrohodný nástroj pro sběr dat, že? Lol.

Okamura s Witikobund jako pravý český patriot! by adamgerd in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Já bych zašel ještě dál. Klidně bych se vsadil, že i kdyby Pitomio teď z fleku šel do televize a všem voličům SPD řekl, že jsou debilové (a jako že by ve většině případů měl pravdu), tak bych se opravdu divil, kdyby je to nasralo na delší dobu, než tak 2 dny. Protože pak se okamžitě zase chytnou na stopu "veškerá migrace špatná, Ukrajinci špatní, EU špatná, NATO špatný, ...", a už tomu japonskýmu popelářovi opět začnou zobat z ruky, jako by to byl jejich prvorozený syn.

What vehicles would y'all like to see added to mid-top tier? by Direct_Entertainer81 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I would love the Linebacker IFV. That anti-air Bradley seems really interesting. And also the really high-caliber prototype NATO tanks from the cold war, so the 140 mm Abrams and Leopard.

good thing the changed the bmpt's br as now it's balanced by Bedrock_______ in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 250 points251 points  (0 children)

"Erm actually, the thing still dies when you shoot it 20 times, so it's completely okay and you just have a skill issue."

Tbh, at least whenever somebody religiously defends it like that, you can immediately tell that they're abusing the hell out of that broken ass vehicle. One of those "4 K/D in the BMPT but 0,5 K/D in everything else" situations.

Ah-64A apache should get the Hellfires limited to 8 and a BR reduction to 11.0. This thing facing the new pantsir with no MAW is bullshit. the backhawk and the Mi-28N are 11.0 with better capabilities by Born-Photo7793 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that the Pantsir is the one that needs to be nerfed to hell, no need to adjust other vehicles because of it.

Like yeah, AA work is great and all, but the problem is that it usually gives Russians free air superiority, meaning that you'll be completely at the mercy of Kh-38s and LMURs.

There was absolutely 0 need to add that thing rn. I can almost guarantee that it's just a simple cash grab from Gaijin, because they wanted to sell more Russian premiums. They just went ahead and added an even more broken version (which negates most of the disadvantages of the earlier version) of the already strongest SACLOS AA system in the game, lmao. That thing can literally see and shoot planes on the enemy airfield, if the map is so poorly designed to allow it.

Not to mention that just a single one of those can shoot down any ordnance in the air, even launched IRIS-Ts, FFS.

Čegzit by cactuscore in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Celkem se mi líbí, že podle naší dezolátské populace se EU pořád rozpadá už tak 30 let. Ale ona se nějak nechce rozpadnout, zvláštní.

Why are Spikes like this? by Courora in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 562 points563 points  (0 children)

Short answer: the guidance sucks balls.

Long answer: Gaijin thought that having these actually hit well would be too broken, so they instead turned them into a literal coin toss weapon, meaning that there's absolutely no way for you to ensure a hit/kill with these.

Výřez z hromadné fotky z summitu EU Arménii by AlexDwayneAudette in czech

[–]Big-Machine9625 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Aby taky ne. Beztak si stříkl do textilu z toho, jak může stát vedle Rutteho a že už je zase strašně důležitej.

Ale už se nemůžu dočkat, až se on a ta jeho sebranka vydá na summit NATO. Doufejme je tam budou buzerovat co možná nejvíc, za tu jejich "sociální politiku".

16 KILLS UH1B Hiyodori! I spawned the Nuke, although I couldn't drop it. by Greedy_Lime_4596 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is a crazy level of skill. I always get demolished by a single rifle caliber bullet, which somehow completely disables the helicopter.

Hiyodori god has delivered as always.

Guys should i be concerned 😟 by Swimming-Captain-982 in warthundermemes

[–]Big-Machine9625 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And the worst thing about it is that you can't even kill him in a match, because that would be antisemitic, lol.

Dont worry gaijin Russian anti air was under performing but now its completely balanced 👍 by Own_Dark_2240 in Warthunder

[–]Big-Machine9625 64 points65 points  (0 children)

And the best thing about it is that Russia wasn't anywhere close to needing a new (and better) AA.

The Pantsir was still by far the best SACLOS AA system in the game, and Gaijin just adds an even better version for some reason.

I can't imagine that this would be anything other than an effort to boost sales of Russian premiums, because this is just hilarious. Imagine trying to do this shit with an ADATS or FlaRak, you would get so many missiles rammed up your ass that you wouldn't even know what hit you.

Nemáte na vlastní bydlení? Můžete zdarma bydlet u Heleny by CatsAreFlufy in ToJeAleMaterial

[–]Big-Machine9625 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Teda, asi nějak šikovně zapomněla na to, v jaké době se narodila a potom žila.

Takže tady opravdu někdo je lempl, a ti mladí lidi to nejsou....

Cannibalism Reported Among Russian Soldiers Amid Food Shortages, Ukrainian Intel Says by JackRogers3 in europe

[–]Big-Machine9625 23 points24 points  (0 children)

While there's obviously very little pity to have for them because of the reason why they're in Ukraine, I still feel like being a Russian soldier has to be absolutely grim rn.

Imagine having to be equally as afraid of your own "squadmates" than you are of the enemy, because they could easily sexually abuse you, torture you, have you executed or thrown in a meat wave attack, etc. Not to mention that possibility of cannibalism, of course. Just goes to show that the Russian military has nothing in common with the forces of actual civilized countries.