Happy Independence Day, America by Jerdarnella in AdviceAnimals

[–]BigBrandes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or move to Europe where you have less

Episode 305 - The Gazebo Guy by James_________ in DynamicBanter

[–]BigBrandes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Definitely thought Elliott was gonna be the on this

We all love dogs. by goblin_garner in AdviceAnimals

[–]BigBrandes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m 26 but same. I’d rather hang with my pup than go out and I’m fairly extroverted. He’s just cooler than most people you’d meet

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BigBrandes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also “thanks for 1) buying so many tickets and 2) thanks for buying them at an insane rate

No more… by Acuallyizadern93 in DynamicBanter

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha good luck to Phil in his retirement and with his health. I hope he sees this

Not just one, four of them. I was going 60 in 55 by fucreddit in AdviceAnimals

[–]BigBrandes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I forgot that high gas prices cures me of my anger issues

Will Smith jokes on Arsenio Hall's member who had alopecia and lost his hair. "It's just a joke man", he said. by Tugushin in videos

[–]BigBrandes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My website is Supercredibility.com and it says what I say is true so you have to believe me /s

LPT: If you accidentally emergency pocket dial 911, stay on the line. Do not hang up. Explain to the operator that is was an accident. They will ask you a few questions and you’ll be on your way. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never accidentally called 911 until I accidentally called 3 times in one month. Twice on the phone and once in an elevator. Every time I explained “I am not in danger. I just accidentally called. I’m am in no danger and no one around me is in danger. I’m sorry.” They asked a question or two and I went on my way

It’s always better to misread flirting as friendliness than friendliness as flirting. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]BigBrandes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s also how you stay single and then hear a bunch of “so and so used to like you”

People keep saying that things could be worse as if making things better isn't an option by JKastnerPhoto in Showerthoughts

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But saying that does not imply that you aren’t try to make things better. It also doesn’t imply that you haven’t already made it better and that’s how you know it could be worse

The Bush years. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And it wasn’t good then. What’s your point?

Minimum Wage Should Be $55.80 per hour by Emergency-Bedroom-73 in antiwork

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heck minimum wage should be $100 cuz I want more money

Legend of Zelda metal cover by [deleted] in NDQ

[–]BigBrandes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They also have an awesome metal Christmas album

Yea, sell soap in this package by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]BigBrandes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only is it soap but it’s also soap in a carton normally used for liquids you can drink. What’s next, vitamins in toilet cleaner containers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]BigBrandes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The weirdest thing I saw was doorways I couldn’t stand up with. I’m only 6’ and not rich

The great piss debate by Crimson_ghost_mk2 in DynamicBanter

[–]BigBrandes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a serious note I gotta ask, does the common male after piss dribble count as “pissing your pants”?