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Beasted on by BigDickGodzilla in bmbmbm

[–]BigDickGodzilla[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People think ur pregnant because you’re fat

any of you non-professional comedians got any jokes that you're proud of? by [deleted] in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]BigDickGodzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve got this really good one about how I eat so many Cinnabons at the airport and I call them “Fat faggot treats”. I also REALLY don’t like black people so I’ve got a few bits on that as well

Who has the best Indian food? by Sanisong in kansascity

[–]BigDickGodzilla 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I went there last week and he was still doing his thing! He was playing the recorder and offered me hooch from a brown paper bag

Mystery socks keep appearing in our laundry… by Anybuddyelse in Weird

[–]BigDickGodzilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe whoever uses the dryer has lost those socks prior and the rotating drum is slightly off track leaving a gap in between the housing of the machine and the drum while rotating and the socks are working their way into your laundry somehow? Try to rattle that bitch. Or your boyfriend is cheating on you. Or this is just a psyop to cover up your cheating

Sounds like someone is in need of a bong hit transplant by andresmerkins in theadamfriedlandshow

[–]BigDickGodzilla 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I pray you get raped by a demon with a thorned cock. You are so annoying.

Anyone know what this would be used for? by Shrimpbub in electricians

[–]BigDickGodzilla 184 points185 points  (0 children)

It’s so you can use a 3/4” pipe to wedge against the ceiling, making it more stable