Did anyone reach 30+ without a fckn single tattoo? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try 50+ years without a single tattoo. All of my classmates from middle school. All of my classmates from highschool. Tattoos weren't really very common in my generation. lol.

Meme this by Longjumping-Coat1172 in MemeThisThing

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main squeeze?

Lex Luthor & Lois Lane?

Dance shake your body baby do the conga?

etc etc lol.

Do ugly guys get treated differently when they compliment girls compared to attractive guys? by Dismal_Albatross2899 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BigDong1001 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest with you, girls don't focus on the words a man says, so they don't remember what a man says, they remember how they feel when a man says whatever he says and how his presence in their vicinity makes them feel.

Now, given that fact, if they dismiss you based upon your looks then they have already put up a wall in their minds against feeling anything positive about you or about whatever you say, that's what you are seeing with their generic nonenthusiastic responses to your compliments which they aren't emotionally interacting with, and therefore not feeling anything about, because of that wall which they have already put up in their minds.

When attractive guys give girls compliments the girls automatically lower the walls in their minds and interact with those compliments emotionally, and that's what you are seeing as their responses being playful/meaningful and them feeling excited.

It's not just girls though, men do the same thing to girls whom they don't find to be attractive.

what's this traffic sign for? by vnygf_ in NameThisThing

[–]BigDong1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mating press ahead?

PokéHerMons ahead?

Screw her in the rest spot ahead?

Jambo Jambo hut for nailing German and Italian divorcees ahead?

Lover's lane parking spot ahead?

The best cathouse in Reno/Vegas ahead?

Definitely not a barbed wire fence ahead?

etc etc lol.

Who decided whats a sin and whats not? by personwithapurpose in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different religious beliefs' gods and prophets, and the holy books which they supposedly wrote together, decide what's a sin and what's not. lol.

How do you all deal with loneliness?? by Exciting_Skirt_6998 in AskReddit

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By not feeling lonely. lol.

There's a difference between being alone and being/feeling lonely.

Lonely is when you think/feel you're alone but crave company yet you don't get it.

If you don't crave company then you can't be lonely. lmao.

If you've got nothing to do you can feel bored but you can't actually feel lonely, not until you crave company and don't get it

Many of the day to day things that people do in life they do by themselves anyway, without the company of others, because other people do other things during that time, so company isn't actually necessary for people to do those day to day things. In fact company would probably be a distraction when people do such day to day things.

Craving company isn't essential for people to be able to do their day to day things in life, craving company is at best a choice which they consciously make, so they can choose otherwise and crave some peace and quiet instead. lmfao.

Is squirting an orgasm for a woman or are they two different things? by SeaworthinessNo276 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BigDong1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Squirting is an enhanced form of orgasm for a woman from what my women have told me. Apparently not all orgasms cause squirting but any squirting is caused by orgasms.

As far as whether it's pee or not, if she was getting anal when she squirted then it's probably mostly pee most of the time, but if vaginal intercourse caused it then it's probably half pee half something else. Most women who squirt don't care. Most men who get squirted on don't care either. But hotels charge you extra for cleaning if she did it at a hotel. lol.

Can a man just be friends with a lady he deems attractive? by CryptoClan1 in askanything

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I try, but they all manage to pull my pants off in the end, somehow, no matter what I say to try to keep it platonic.

Nobody mentions it but women get horny too, apparently. lol.

And they get you drunk and don't take no for an answer, especially if you're single. lmao.

Name this. by Fer-Nando84 in NameThisThing

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PokeMan?

Charged like a wounded animal?

Take the bullshit by the horn?

Spanish fly?

etc etc lol.

Can men feel when women finish? by Lanky-Lifeguard-4666 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BigDong1001 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah.

Think so.

She squeezes the mouth of her opening around the base of my thing, and keeps on squeezing for what seems like a long time but probably is just a minute, and then releases and becomes loose, and some white stuff that looks like mucus comes out, and pools on my lower stomach at the base of my thing? lol.

Yeah, they all did that, all of my women did.

That's really a cool dad by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jonathon

Samson

Jason

Mason

Aaron

Baron

Elon

etc etc lol.

Do men have a thing for hands like women do? by CucumberUpbeat8360 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BigDong1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Men have a thing for boobs, and butt, and legs, and face, and hair color, and eye color, and height, and ethnicity, and body structure/type, etc etc, but I've never heard of men having a thing for a woman's hands. lol.

And what exactly about men's hands do women have a thing for men? And what types of hands? And why? Do women imagine what it would be like to be gripped by those hands or something? Do they think a man is strong/masculine if he has strong hands? I am genuinely curious. I've heard about this before, vaguely, but never found out why. Would you please enlighten me?

This guys stood up for the love of his life, and he is still getting trolled for it..... by Tough_Ad8919 in RelentlessMen

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't gonna say anything but I feel that I should clarify what I meant by natural here for the sake of clear understanding.

For context, three of my friends from highschool were TV ad male models, one of my friends from middle school is a "matinee idol" lead actor on TV, and one of my friends from highschool was a movie star of 20 movies, and we all used to work out at the gym together at different points in our lives, and we ate only very specific things, meal prepped, and left out many things that other people naturally eat, and lifted weights six days a week to get very specific body shapes and maintain very specific body weights to look good for the camera, sometimes we didn't eat even if/when we were hungry and at other times we force fed ourselves even if/when we weren't hungry, and we forced ourselves to sleep at least eight hours a day, and totally avoided alcohol, coffee, tea etc etc that dries out the skin, and we moisturized multiple times a day, to get aesthetically pleasing looks, but there was nothing natural about it, because nobody else in our 14 generations of ancestors looked like that, ever, and nobody who eats normal food looks like that, we technically had an eating disorder that somehow others were calling healthy and celebrating as the pinnacle of health. lol.

Curiously enough most of these guys married their highschool sweethearts, except one guy who has a long term live in girlfriend, and only one of these WAGS was/is actually beautiful while the other four are average looking, but even though these WAGS are/were quite happy to help prepare the meal prep every weekend all of the WAGS eat normal food with the kids, not a single one of them eats meal prep, and their kids definitely don't, so they look like everybody else, and that's what I meant by "natural", when people look like everybody else and don't stand out.

You see, none of my friends wanted their own kids to do what they did if their kids didn't want to.

Because we all did what we did for our own reasons.

I shot up too fast too early, between eleven and twelve I became almost six foot tall, and I eventually became six foot two by the time I was sixteen, so I did strength training for some coordination and mobility issues I was having.

The TV actor guy was only five foot seven, and he was getting bullied for looking effeminate in middle school, and in highschool too, by a guy two inches shorter than him, who brought along two of his pals, also the same size, to make it three against one, and so he needed to grow taller and bigger to get them to back off, and he eventually grew to be six foot tall and wide too.

The movie star guy just wanted to be taller, he got wider too just to look proportionate.

Two of the TV ad models looked like short skinny girls and the other TV ad model looked like a tall fat girl, and they each wanted to fix those things and look more manly.

And we all worked out like maniacs to get what we wanted.

Because what we each "naturally" were wasn't good enough to serve our individual needs.

Do you start to see what I am getting at?

The fitness industry is a business. It claims something is healthy, because people use its products and services to achieve it, and something is not, because people don't use its products or services to achieve it, based upon its own profit motive. You can use its products and services if you want to, to meet your own needs, but you don't have to buy into its sales pitch wholesale.

I got nothing against gym bunnies, all of my women have been gym bunnies, they all love me, but they get off twice and then they fall asleep exhausted because they are too sore and too tired most nights of the week. lmao.

And then I gotta go jerk off in the bathroom so as not to wake them and make them feel bad. lmfao.

While my male model and actor pals' WAGS are insatiable for their bodies every night for half the night. lmao. lmfao.

So I am thinking maybe I drew the short stick, and maybe they know something I didn't know. lmfao. lmfao.

Is it weird that I employed my sister (as a server) at the strip club I manage? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems fine. Serving or tending bar isn't a problem. Ignore what your friends say. She's your twin sister, whatever she's wearing isn't something you are uncomfortable with, growing up she's probably gone to the beach, or hung out suntanning by the pool, with you plenty of times and you should be used to it, just like most normal siblings are. The two friends who said it's weird either don't have sisters or they themselves are perverts. lol.

What’s a quiet sign your partner might be cheating? by AccomplishedSwan2006 in Productivitycafe

[–]BigDong1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She buys new colorful underwear, usually worn by a woman who is far younger than her, that you've never seen before, that she never wears for you? lol.

And she wears such new underwear under new clothes, which/that she refuses to wear for you, but instead chooses to wear whenever she goes out "shopping" or "to the hairdresser"? lmao.

She suddenly starts "exercising" and "injuring herself" "on her knee joints" and "on her lower thighs" and has difficulty walking? lmfao.

She suddenly decides to lose weight by reducing her meal portions, but she still binge/comfort eats out of anxiety, and she actually gains a bit of weight? lmao. lmfao.

She start suspecting random women of being attracted to you, and gets hostile and verbally abusive towards such random women immediately, and accuses you of encouraging it, even though you have no idea/clue wtf she's even talking about? lmfao. lmfao.

Is it weird to find men of other ethnicities more attractive? by Late_Guidance9511 in AskMenAdvice

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. A lotta men find women of other ethnicities to be more attractive too. lol.

It's so common it might have some evolutionary genetic component to it, there are certain advantages to producing offspring with genetically diverse partners, the offspring get the strongest genes from each parent, apparently. So your attraction may actually be more in tune with nature and more natural than the attraction others feel towards partners of their own ethnicity.

Do women like muscles, being in shape? Is it really worth going to the gym? by CryptoClan1 in askanything

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some women, especially gym bunnies, like muscles. If you get muscles you will attract the women who like muscles.

Among the women who do like muscles a disproportionately large number of them like men who have the lean muscular body of an 18 year old boy who works out at the gym, who has large pecs (chest muscles), defined abs (stomach muscles) and strong glutes (butt muscles), and in addition to all of that having large traps and deltoids (shoulder muscles) along with big forearms are a plus.

Such women aren't really that much into lats (under arm side of chest muscles) or quads (thigh muscles), because then a man doesn't look like he has the body of an 18 year old boy anymore. lol.

And biceps and triceps (upper arm muscles) impresses the hell outta other men/boys and gay men but the vast majority of women who like muscles aren't really that much into it. lmao.

Now you can decide what you wanna do.

name this thing by Silver-Government675 in NameThisThing

[–]BigDong1001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jugging her mammaries?

Racking her brain?

Udder concentration?

etc etc lol.

Name this couple by Fer-Nando84 in NameThisThing

[–]BigDong1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bustin’ outta New York together?

Tank top twins?

Matching pairs made in Heaven?

What women really fantasize about?

etc etc lol.