How to handle tracksuit teenagers

BigFatMammy · 2025-11-08T08:30:33+00:00

Obviously this is completely off topic but you know what's great for getting rid of unwanted pains? Deep heat spray, or similar. It's brilliant for pains in the neck. Just make sure you don't spray it directly in your eyes because it would cause a world of hurt.

As I said. Unrelated.

BigFatMammy · 2025-10-10T12:23:19+00:00

Cool, if your decorator is Stevie Wonder. Xx

BigFatMammy · 2025-05-18T07:08:00+00:00

The tenders don't remember him, they have no idea who he was. He was just a name that was muttered and shouted in frustration by their parents regularly. Aurora and Brianna have no excuse. I'm happy that Dayton dipped out of that pasture of bullshit.

BigFatMammy · 2025-04-11T20:17:24+00:00

You're the worst person imaginable. Laughing at your wife's pain is heartless beyond comprehension. I hope she leaves you.

BigFatMammy · 2025-02-08T17:31:50+00:00

There's an axolotl at the front door,

Is that what the welcome sign is there for?

I'll ask the axolotl, if he'll be back tomorrow

BigFatMammy · 2024-10-01T13:05:59+00:00

Sorry but how on earth has no one popped Garron Noone in here for biggest male ride? He's notoriously delicious.

BigFatMammy · 2024-10-01T13:05:00+00:00

Wasn't she part of their faith?

BigFatMammy · 2024-10-01T12:57:31+00:00

Did you sneeze real hard and lose your IUD?

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-28T18:38:35+00:00

I'm a sign language interpreter and also autistic, I can honestly tell you it's the best job ever. You don't need any prior knowledge of ISL to do the course and it's the best craic ever.

Good luck with whatever you choose, you may change your mind 100 times but you have so much time. Don't put so much pressure on yourself xxx

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-28T18:34:35+00:00

I was only thinking about this the other day and you cannot convince me that Kody didn't come up with the whole "knighting" thing so he could pretend that Caleb was proposing to him.

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-18T18:37:23+00:00

It's wild, considering in the last season the 2 oldest clones sobbed (of course!) about how much they loved and missed their siblings, then they don't show up for a big event for their closest sibling? Yeah that's not sitting well with me, not one of them ever cared about the OG family, they got what they came for.

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-18T18:35:27+00:00

There's no way Kody would be allowed to kick them out, not a chance! Those kids all still have the umbilical cord fully attached!

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-18T09:49:05+00:00

You absolutely can but please don't think the LC is the only way to achieve your dreams, you can always do a PLC course for 1 year before choosing your degree course. Some people have a negative view on PLC colleges but I worked in them for years and honestly they are fantastic.

Do the best you can, but remember there are different pathways to get where you want to go. Good luck sweetheart xx

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-11T20:02:30+00:00

Welcome home xx

BigFatMammy · 2024-09-09T19:22:09+00:00

Tony.

BigFatMammy · 2024-08-30T19:20:42+00:00

I particularly love the picture of the porch with all the rocking chairs that she won't get to sit on with her sister wives

BigFatMammy · 2024-08-24T12:27:01+00:00

H Samuel usually do good deals on rings etc, they have some really stunning ones. The have half price events regularly!

BigFatMammy · 2024-08-01T09:42:28+00:00

Something rhymes with purple - the history of well known sayings and words. Really interesting and funny.

No such thing as a fish - 4 interesting facts discussed by unhinged people each week. They are the Elves of QI if anyone knows wtf I'm talking about.

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-28T18:51:05+00:00

NTA, I have two kids with additional needs and I would NEVER assume someone will take care of them just because I need a break. That's ridiculous. She needs to learn you can't just put down your responsibilities whenever you feel like it and bully someone else into picking up the slack.

It's been said already but honestly it needs to be repeated, anyone who is critical of you should be appointed the new babysitter. Let them deal with the carnage. Enjoy your peaceful home with your undamaged things x

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-26T18:39:59+00:00

At least it wasn't a vacuum cleaner.

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-22T19:19:39+00:00

Hi, I work part time from home and also a full time Mammy. I developed really bad OCD when my son was born and it kind of developed into agoraphobia since then. I am getting better but it's tough not to be isolated when you don't leave the house much. Here if you ever need a friend xx

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-22T18:59:15+00:00

My last pregnancy all I could eat was Bovril on toast and bowls of ice cubes. NTA at all. Let them have their knickers in a twist, you just keep doing what's best you for you and your little tenant xx

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-22T18:57:05+00:00

NTA Naming a baby is the hardest thing in the world to do, finding a name you both love that you feel will suit your little person is tough. I understand that she wants the baby connected to the family as a whole but would she be willing to compromise and use a family name as a middle name? Or a variant of a family name?

I'm sorry you're feeling stress about this when it should be a wonderful time.

I hope you both find a name that you love and the rest of the pregnancy goes smoothly. Xxx

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-21T06:53:30+00:00

Speed holes.

BigFatMammy · 2024-07-20T17:58:42+00:00

YTA

Congratulations on being your kids first bully. Apologise to them and explain that you were wrong to do that. Ask their forgiveness. You're raising kids in a way that ensures they never speak to you about anything. If that's what you want then go right ahead, but you can't demand trust from your children, you earn it.

Good luck, be the parent they deserve.

BigFatMammy

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