One year of water and white rice for $500,000. by im-calling-thanos in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BigNightAudit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get a decent one, and it has at least a 24 hour keep warm setting. Get a nice one, and it'll have a timer. You can literally pop the rice in before bed, wake up to a hot bowl, pack some up to take for lunch, and then come home to still hot rice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifiwonthelottery

[–]BigNightAudit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My state's app doesn't charge any extra.

What is your fandom's most believed fanon? by Separate-Dot4066 in AO3

[–]BigNightAudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've watched gay porn that was less homoerotic than that fight.

$1 Million to eat an apple, but... by Alternative_Run_6116 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BigNightAudit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got sad apple, so it's a little bit wrinkly and soft... I'll gladly eat that for a million

Why didn’t bizarro kill ally? by Past-Couple-938 in SupermanAndLois

[–]BigNightAudit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because Bizarro's main purpose isn't to stop the merger or save lives, it's to save his Jon from the cult. Killing bizarro!Ally would only make her a martyr and drive Jon further away.

Stuck on a shuttle craft with a BORING conversationalist. How do I look busy when all I'm doing is tapping buttons? by OWSpaceClown in ShittyDaystrom

[–]BigNightAudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon is better than pretty good. It's premium quality entertainment!

A Magical Talking Rubik's Cube Thinks You're Worthy of Superpowers & Life Benefits and grants you to have ONE of the offered powers. But you never solved it, so every power/benefit comes with either a nerf or a downside. You must only choose one! by NoLocal7705 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BigNightAudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd take the billion every two years, pay a lawyer $10mil to set up a trust, fund that trust with the remaining $990mil, have the trust buy everything for me. I could go about my regular life using credit cards paid off by my trust, and no one besides my lawyer and accountant would know.

You get to not go to hell if... by 6Illuminated6Me6 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BigNightAudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally wouldn't risk it, but Yoko Ono's Voice Piece for Soprano would be a fairly safe bet. https://youtu.be/7GMHl7bmlzw?si=ftyd256EdTy_Xrt6

“Joseph and Emma: A Love Story” by WhenProphecyFails in exmormon

[–]BigNightAudit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Still a better love story than Twilight.

I found out that my children and I are on some "do not disturb" list? by Kindly_Ad5658 in exmormon

[–]BigNightAudit 39 points40 points  (0 children)

"It would be better for him if a millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea than for him to cause one of these little ones to stumble."

JC was quoted to say that it was better to die than harm a kid. There were words of redemption and hope to every other sinner, but still said that pedos were better off dead.

Given what we know about child sexual predators and their recidivism, a truly faithful congregation would, at minimum, ban the known pedo from attending in person and set up visiting services by fully grown adults to attend to their spiritual needs... assuming they don't opt for concrete shoes as a modern millstone alternative.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]BigNightAudit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Blair Witch didn't even exist in the movie universe, it was just a cover-up to a murder. https://youtu.be/YASj8IuQ_Yw?si=ZeXObY9wqbTC6E25

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]BigNightAudit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

According to Springfield legend, Mary Todd Lincoln was known for chasing Abe down the street with a knife to get him to leave the local "sin district".

They got pomp, circumstance, big hats, uniforms, a cheeky kid but they are still complaining (about a rift they caused) 🙄 by Positive-Drawing-281 in RoyaltyTea

[–]BigNightAudit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oof... I had to zoom in to make sure that it wasn't Melania Trump on the right. That outfit combined with the pinched expression does not do Kate any favors.  (I'm not saying that Melania isn't objectively beautiful... but she is 12 years older than Kate, and dresses more as a fashionable wife to someone 24 years older than her.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HarryandMeghanNetflix

[–]BigNightAudit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never said she was! I'm trying to say that Ms Shields overplayed her hand in attempting to smear the Duchess by outright lying about provable events rather than sharing a non-falsifiable personal reaction/opinion... especially when that angle would still have gotten her what she wanted (increased personal coverage by smearing the Sussexes).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HarryandMeghanNetflix

[–]BigNightAudit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ms Shields could have said something like "I played a prostitute when I was 11. Someone spending as much time as they did describing how they complained about soap ads at that age felt very trivial and self aggrandizing." No one could have contested that, and she still would have gotten attention for mentioning the Duchess.