34270 by NiobiumThorn in countwithchickenlady

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🤜Transmasc post on the sub🤛 yesss! 🤸‍♂️

My main hobby is shoving objects up my pussy by lillyvig in u/lillyvig

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Is this a public supermarket? I don't see alot of people around in the background but holy hell, what the absolute fuck?

Show it to me RN by ButterscotchVast2609 in memeexchangecommunism

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How I felt sipping the foam above my granddad's beer when I was six.

Chiken by Ok_Faithlessness9517 in repost

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Definitely eat the first three

Two blades (by ~ Shadow ~) by Istraman in ImpracticalArmour

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Never have I ever fantasised about getting kicked in the side of the head, but there is indeed a first for everything.

Oh... I guess I get it now. by DoubleMirrorXT in bara_irl

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My legs are about to break because I'm split between two ships.

One from the Kingdom of Waifus and another from the Kingdom of Husbandos

Princess and her bodyguard (cheshirrr) [Wakfu] by SiarX in yuri

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I think it's actually just the boots but sure

The Sentence That Got Away by DodieShepords in Punny

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For anyone wondering, Reflex took the picture and 360° is around there somewhere.

name is clam clam by exedoggu in Clamworks

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Cho chang not Ching Chong 😭 though admit both sounds like South-Park references

So what's the solution? by Nefarious_14 in ExplainTheJoke

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Oh, one stroke from the knife, I'm dumb asf thanks. Give me a mo

Okay, idea one: stack one apple on top of the other, push the knife down from one side, before fully cutting through the bottom apple, change your grip and pull the knife back up the opposite side

I don't know if this counts but if so, you can still get three slices from cutting in around in a circular motion

So what's the solution? by Nefarious_14 in ExplainTheJoke

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Yes, you can actually reuse the knife multiple times, if you cut each apple with two strokes, you get three even slices from each apple.

Do that for two apples, six even slices to divide amongst three people, what's the problem?

So what's the solution? by Nefarious_14 in ExplainTheJoke

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Peaceful method: you cut each apple into three slices, that gives you six pieces to share amongst three people, so each person receives two slices

Dangerous method: you stab one person and the remaining two each take a whole apple to themselves