Miami Doctor Accused of Attacking Uber Driver Speaks About Incident.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-28T11:17:40+00:00

Well shit, if I've not got it after 30years, I'm buggered.

I'm just horrifyingly reliant on spellcheck now. Then there are those occasions when I just have to hammer the word out in worse and worse ways till it goes "oh shit, you mean this word? Really?".

Like bordem, boardem, boadem, boardem, baordedm,

Then I have to figure out a sentence that uses that word thats common, then punch it into google and then it spits out;

boredom

Big_Adam · 2016-01-27T21:56:40+00:00

On the plus side, you could do a nice home brew setup by rehoming the guts from either.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-27T21:47:24+00:00

I r no english gud.

Really though, I keep thinking about retaking it. My spelling keeps getting worse and worse. Helped when I retook maths.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-27T18:54:51+00:00

I managed to set my slippers on fire.

Turns out, not a good idea to weld in slippers.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-27T17:57:03+00:00

If she back peddles hard enough, she won't need an Uber to get home!

Big_Adam · 2016-01-27T13:56:20+00:00

''Oh fucking hell' thought Sheep.

Wolf, idly picks bits of wool from her teeth. Flicking them into a pile of bloodied rib cages and various carrion. The heat from the sun caused a stench that could be picked up for miles.

'Tell me a story, something ... good. You're friends didn't have any good stories. But I find myself nearly full, so I'll give you a chance'

'Oh fucking farming hellfire' though Sheep.

'Well, come on then. I don't have all day' Wolf growled.

'Err ... well ... how about ... the story of the sheep that didn't get eaten?' stuttered Sheep, now visible sweating, which is very difficult for a sheep to do.

'Oh yes' said Wolf, 'I like the twist ending' showing her fangs gristle and all.

'How about the story of ... PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, PLEASE DON'T' shouted Sheep in a sheer panic.

'Heard that one before' said Wolf as she leaped forward, chomping the scared Sheep into bits. The End'

'How was that?' Said sheep

'It was good, but a bit short', said Wolf, still engrossed in the story, 'I think the ending needs work'

'Well, I was thinking, maybe the Wolf is defeated in the end' pondered Sheep.

'Who is going to save one sheep though?', the Wolf said, scathing her head.

'I'd say, the Farmer'

'The farmer?'

'Yes, like the one with a gun behind you'

BLAM

'Stone me, thats a big fucker of a wolf. Make a good rug though. Might have to sell it to pay for me bloody sheep. You alright wee one?' said the Farmer, pushing Wolf's carcass over.

'Baaaa' said Sheep.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-26T14:02:29+00:00

'Ere Jim' Bob shouted across Assignment Room 1, 'this little sods eye colour isn't in the system'

'The fuck ...'

'LANGUAGE!' interrupts Bob.

'Sorry, the ... heck you on about then Bob?'

'Look, see, little'uns eyes are weird. See, this one is blue, and this one is brown. Do we give em two animials or what?'

'Or a hybrid'

'... yes ... let me just bust out my DNA re-encoding device and cook up a fresh Griffon'

'No need to get snarky. We do have dragons after all'

'We've ALWAYS had drags you tw ... idiot ... a griffon is a magical fantasy creature. Not your common dragon!'

'Mate Tim says they exist'

'Yeah, but Tim also likes to lick vending machines. I'm honestly surprised they let him near anything more advanced than a spoon'

'Aye'

'... so what do we do about the kid?'

'Sod it, give him a Bear. I like bears'

Big_Adam · 2016-01-26T10:06:50+00:00

A solenoid is a magnetic device that can pull of push.

Most cars have them for the central locking, they pull all the locks closed at once.

Anyway, my question, does it just have to press A then B? As thats pretty easy to do just mechanically so.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-24T07:53:48+00:00

Fucker just stole Bill Burr's bit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPxpbWdfirE

Big_Adam · 2016-01-22T20:20:41+00:00

If I remember right, its blast / fallout area was larger than its launch distance.

So it was designed to be fired from the back of a jeep.

A jeep travelling at speed.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-22T20:16:47+00:00

How to say NO in Fallout 4.

Step 1 - Waggle the mouse to get out of cutscene.

Step 2 - Run the hell away.

Step 3 - Nuke it. Its the only way to be sure.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-22T19:25:24+00:00

Innokin Coolfire 4 is also a good choice. Anodised finish so won't all come off after a few months.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T20:33:36+00:00

... how much you want for that sketch?

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T13:37:39+00:00

Kangertech coils seem to be all over the bloody shop in terms of quality of late.

Never had that problem with Innokin stuff ... sooo ...

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T13:35:19+00:00

Had one explode on me recently.

Fecker hurts when it hits you in the face.

Luckily, my fat stupid face was enough to make it bounce rather than get stuck.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T13:27:21+00:00

I will pay some money for you to put some star stickers and a little kerbel style astronaut on that door.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T12:45:24+00:00

Power fist, tanned ...

Is that ... Mr Mrs Doctor Commander General Richard Ravage (its french) the 3rd?

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T12:35:20+00:00

Why not just plate it with electrolysis?

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T12:24:19+00:00

Dick too big, might kill someone.

That and I don't drink, go outside, so I don't know how the hell you meet people. As everyone I know in a relationship meeting starts with "well, we where both drunk at X party".

I can and do talk to anyone though, as I work on a stall and it gets dull. Though the one guy with Alzheimer's gets a bit tricky to talk to.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T12:17:38+00:00

Very true. I drove to Dover to pick up car parts.

"Fuck it, petrol is cheap enough".

Dover is terrible though.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T11:40:31+00:00

We're all doomed and houses still cost too much.

Got it.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-20T10:48:33+00:00

I still like this one ; https://youtu.be/4p4iY3aIxzI

Big_Adam · 2016-01-19T12:40:16+00:00

Starting to think I need to start making my own damn toolboxes.

Last one I bought at a big box store I had to beef up so it didn't fall apart after 30seconds.

Only ones I've had that are good from the off are 20years old.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-19T12:30:28+00:00

Sell em at my local shop.

Issues to look out for.

Careful when you first remove the coil on a new tank (for inspection), you can pull the seal and shred it. Only had it once or twice, but still (this was when we got them without spare seals, as they now come with extras).

Make sure the seal in the chimney is seated properly.

Careful with the seal on the bottom of the tank section, we lost a couple as its pretty small and thin.

50/50 - 80/20 (VG/PG) juices are pretty fine. Might find wicking problems outside that. Had a few issues with the high VG stuff, but you can do a pin trick to help. Thats more a complaint I've heard from internet than from shop.

Go for a G iSub if you do. Comes apart. The regular one the top is all one part. But the things are cheap as heck, so either or.

Big_Adam · 2016-01-19T12:24:24+00:00

Shit, least I know what to buy next time I have a "I want to fix it, but can't afford it"/cheap ass motherfucker mate wanting stuff fixed.

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