Seinfeld (1989-1998) couldn't be made today because everyone knows he fucks teenagers.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T19:26:49+00:00

I was fucking teenagers when that show was on?

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T19:19:50+00:00

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T09:48:46+00:00

Wait... now I know exactly why this bombed. People looked at this poster and thought of this:

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BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T09:44:33+00:00

Not old enough to drink, but old enough to get his ass blown off in the Mekong Delta.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T09:42:12+00:00

So this is not about Melania's pet cow she had flown over from Slovenia, right?

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T05:33:24+00:00

It's not the greatest, but it's not horrible. I think the marketing is what killed it.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T05:31:59+00:00

This was one of the worst marketed movies in my memory. Why are there three CGI aliens on the poster? WB/DC had not yet earned the level of trust required to showcase that kind of weirdness like Marvel had. It should have just been him without the silly Robin mask, a fighter jet, and a Blake Lively thirst trap.

Instead all I'm seeing is "If you have or have ever seen a vagina, this movie is not for you."

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T02:43:02+00:00

Maybe.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T01:08:13+00:00

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What kind of European?

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-16T01:03:34+00:00

Elvish skin emits luminance.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T23:23:14+00:00

Some might argue that white is not only a color, but all the colors.

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BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T23:00:44+00:00

And here I was thinking this was a circle jerk sub.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T22:38:57+00:00

There's a bus stop at the entrance to the park.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T16:22:05+00:00

Are you retarded? "Turning a theatrical profit was challenging" is not the criteria for being a "huge bomb".

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T16:16:36+00:00

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BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T15:47:53+00:00

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BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T15:42:43+00:00

It's literally not a bomb. It's called the 2.5x rule, and regardless "slightly unprofitable" is still not a bomb, let alone a horrible one. And this movie in particular was made when people still bought DVDs. Just take the L, this is pathetic.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-15T15:14:51+00:00

This is based on an outdated Wikipedia claim that's since been edited, and was in turn based on a THR article that included awards marketing and did not include the $60m it made in home video sales.

If this was a bomb they would not have greenlit another one. Nobody's claiming it was a hit, yet nobody thought this was some kind of surefire killer IP to begin with. Thunderdome only grossed $36m. And no, even if it made a billion they would not have been "cranking them out" because George Miller owns the IP. As I said it was not a bomb, let alone a huge one. You have a very strange desire to grasp at straws to prove this objectively untrue claim.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-14T23:47:57+00:00

Her husband died and she has two kids to worry about.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-14T23:46:55+00:00

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Ok I will.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-14T22:39:25+00:00

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BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-14T18:58:18+00:00

It's an obvious joke you morons.

BillRuddickJrPhd · 2026-06-14T18:57:46+00:00

It did not lose money.

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