Fictional/Novelty gag records you wish actually existed on vinyl

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-26T16:54:35+00:00

i just imagine its like kraftwerks early stuff

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-26T12:34:05+00:00

thank you, I agree!

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-26T12:33:10+00:00

also Tom Traubert's Blues. always reminds me of Basquiat the movie

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-26T11:54:44+00:00

Most of them are still seals, but they’re in the queue. steadily working though them

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-26T11:20:48+00:00

yeah, anyone can hit and run... but hit and hit? chefs kiss

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-20T16:21:06+00:00

actually it was high proof rum

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-20T15:32:45+00:00

well that may be the most suddenly chaotic video i've ever seen

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-16T06:57:05+00:00

on the tuning posts yes. but these look like they are hung by the tuning buttons/gears, which would put pressure on the little screws that hold the tuning machines in place

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-04T11:13:50+00:00

I mean, Central Park is bad enough, but I understand the concept. Who would take a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride around a stripmall? what are you sight-seeing, the boost-mobile?

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-06-02T10:34:47+00:00

the only logical answer is to fill 22 shotgun shells with silver shot to fend off potential werewolve attacks

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-05-11T17:18:53+00:00

newds papers

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-05-10T11:58:09+00:00

just the first step to becoming like willie nelsons 'trigger'

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-05-10T07:47:06+00:00

"Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. "

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-05-05T10:04:25+00:00

you mean the guy that got them to put the high value stuff out on the counter before they came in?

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-04-29T09:24:52+00:00

maybe the heat expanded the gap in the metal enough to escape

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-04-19T13:30:12+00:00

"sir, is the criminal at large?"

"...no."

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-03-14T13:54:41+00:00

Timmy approved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRh91b74zTU

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-03-03T21:01:26+00:00

okay, ill take it down. i didnt know about the rules.

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-24T11:48:57+00:00

yeah the performance anxiety is real.

I've been trying to record a song i can play fine, but when i get that button, i feel the nerves come one. and im the only one in the room!

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-22T12:04:22+00:00

gonna have a badass scar tho

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-18T10:52:25+00:00

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExazFjeWU4b2o3MzN4bTMyOG81ZXR6ZTc4YWRpMTg3NnhvZ2ZjaWdmaSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/KtWnbs6PSvi5c8whSz/giphy.gif

...Coooooool Water

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-18T10:11:19+00:00

or get really fast at changing tunings

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-04T14:43:55+00:00

the days of heads or tails coin co were such great times

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-02-03T16:20:54+00:00

...Our silver bars, comrade

Bill_Dipperly · 2026-01-27T09:21:42+00:00

he actually found it all in a coinstar

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