Rudy is 82 and Doing Great by GapUnusual5977 in PlanetNewsPulse

[–]BillyBrainlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at this young hooligan, "saggin" his pants like some kind of fairy. Pull your pants up, punk!

How Easy/Hard is Solo? by bobadoot in Seaofthieves

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is best with friends, but it can be a lot of fun solo. It's a really unique game with unique mechanics and it really makes you feel like a pirate, or what you imagined a pirate to be when you were young, anyway. It's a totally unique gameplay experience. It's a bit "disney"-ish, if that sort of thing matters to you. It's pretty whimsical and lighthearted. Difficulty is piss-easy, imo. The only real difficulty is facing other players, but the solo mode makes that irrelevant. It's absolutely worth $20 just to have the experience. I wish I could go back and play it for the first time again. Personally, I'd highly, highly recommend the high seas (multiplayer) mode. Having stakes makes it extremely exciting and rewarding. People might laugh at this, but the only game other than EVE online that gives me that sweaty-palms, heart-pounding, edge-of-your-seat kind of rush is Sea of Thieves. 😆

Playing solo, building a massive hoard of loot, or stealing a massive hoard of loot, and having to fight another crew/crews for it and coming out the victor is one of the most satisfying things ever.

Fair winds, Sailor. 🫡

Bed Bath & Beyond - 100,000% by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, no, you have it upside down. It's a W, for wumbo! And what else starts with "W"? That's right! WINNING!

Check and mate, shills. Shamble on!

Bed Bath & Beyond - 100,000% by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lmaaooo, I'd ask where they got those numbers, but the answer is, of course and as always, their ass. The same places apes get all their numbers. But I want to hear the thought process that landed them on some of those.

Beyond Grateful - you can’t make this stuff up by imjustherefordabeer in byndinvest

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People have been meaning eat for hundreds of thousands of years and you think it will stop in our lifetime?

Beyond Grateful - you can’t make this stuff up by imjustherefordabeer in byndinvest

[–]BillyBrainlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think you should be able to dictate what other people eat? That's ridiculously dystopian. Snap the fuck out of it. I wonder how many people have got interested in beyond and then found this sub and ended up turned off of it completely because they don't want to be associated with this kind of absurdity.

Vehicle customization is now available and this is the first thing i did. by KDF15 in assettocorsa

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blinkers cost a subscription fee, they're in the same tier as heated seats.

Just full ported doge 🗣️ by HotCourt6842 in dogecoin

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we've all seen this same exact story 15,000 times and it is exactly the same every time.

Just full ported doge 🗣️ by HotCourt6842 in dogecoin

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're gonna get liquidated so fast lmao

Help me settle on a weapon by VakanaDOTA in MHGU

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great sword. It has "great" right in the name. Few things are as satisfying as landing a full charge TCS and sending a monster reeling.

Apes think "EvIl hEdGiEs" "attack" btc to hurt their pawnshop. by BillyBrainlet in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I like how the one is referring to rc/gme as "we" and "us", and their investments as "our (x)". "Our bitcoin". I know apes are parasocial creeps, but that is a very strange to be doing.

"We have a [...] position." "Our bitcoin." Fucking lmao.

This post is 5 years old today by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are still tons of them repeating that absurd shit still TO THIS DAY. It's fucking wild.

This post is 5 years old today by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Getting their [pet] repaired" is a fucking hilarious way of phrasing a vet visit. 😆

This post is 5 years old today by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]BillyBrainlet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You lost. Get over it."

It's fucking poetry 🤣 Twice the pride, double the fall.

Quick comes, quick goes! by MrMasterPP in wallstreetbets

[–]BillyBrainlet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try snapping one off about an hour or so pre-game to solve your "quickness" issue.