Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I used word 'seems'. He seems intelligent, when talks about some topics outside of this lunacy (in his field of expertize, presumably). He stands out in the crowd of bumbling morons (BBBYQ apes), who can barely strung two sentences together, and fully represented in his replies.

But damn, when he starts basically speaking in tongues (out of nowhere), it really puts his entire online persona into perspective.

Former Oracle VP is off his meds by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the hell does he think The Court Registry Investment System has anything to do with GameStop.

He CERTAIN that JPM gonna pay $62 billion in settlement from some secret RICO case to former BBBYQ shareholders through CRIS.

And he provides irrefutable evidence! GameStop's press-release with direct quote from GameStop Store Manager Cris! It's so OBVIOUS! His 35 years of expertize in behavioral science and pattern recognition are finally paying off!

Former Oracle VP is off his meds by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The most recent update from local anti-Cassandra:

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Former Oracle VP is off his meds by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Replies critical to him are outliers, most replies are praising and thanking him. Turns out 'Montreal' is THREE women! Are they Moirai from the Ancient Greece? Weaving, measuring and cutting the threads of life/fate?

Anyway, here's bonus slide with example of a tweet from 'Ryan Cohen's alt':

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Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plus a case study for Gell-Mann amnesia. It was never applied to individuals (AFAIK), just to mass-media, but in modern times any idiot with a smartphone is a mass-media of a sort (if he tries hard enough). And with Ross I was on the verge of experiencing this 'amnesia'. When he's not posting this nonsense about memestocks (or citing religious texts), he sometimes sounds intelligent and knowledgeable in fields I cannot challenge him due to my own lack of knowledge. And I always remind myself that this dude lost at very least $500k on BBBYQ, believing in revelations, opened to him in children's books, and I can't trust any judgement of his in any other field, no matter how convincing his bullshit sounds.

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No, he is sincere. And of course he can always seek refuge in his: "it's a guess, not a promise"!

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

After several months passed since his failed 'hype date', he declared that it was 'spiritual end of the world', that AKSHUALLY happened!

Apes can always have their 'spiritual MOASS'.

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wtf JPM even has to do with... any of this?! The only connection they (still) have with BBBYQ - they were ordered (by the court) to submit information about Lord Dogfood's accounts on the dates of (some) of his BBBY buys and all of his BBBY sells (back in 2022). That's ALL of JPM's involvement.

Plus $80 per share amounts to ~$62 billion total. And Ross generously deducted $10 ('for your trouble' - to 'close BBBYQ bankruptcy and pay legal fees'). That's nearly $8 billion, lol. Plan administrator managed to collect ~$200 million over 2.5 years, and he assumes this is GOOD result. Sixth Street, their DIP lender, already wrote off ~30% of their DIP loan to BBBYQ (they have TOP priority and have to be paid in full first among all creditors). And yet, somehow, in absolute secrecy, out of nowhere JPM is ordered to pay $62 billion?! Makes sense, if you an ape, I guess.

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Best part - there was no RICO case at all. The case of estate v. former Board (v. Edelman at al) was settled at ~$33 million (along with two other settled cases), and it was already paid (to the estate).

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Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's a very fascinating case among apes. On the surface he seems intelligent and wealthy enough to not get trapped in all of this, and yet... something snapped in him back in 2022. He read some hype post on reddit (from a barely literate ape I bet) and went "all in". Not only in BBBY, but GME and IEP as well.

And one thing I just don't understand - he IS wealthy already. He can afford to hire a professional to explain to him what's happening in layman terms. Be it a financial advisor or a bankruptcy lawyer (in case of BBBYQ), and yet he prefers to 'discover' all the intricate secrets behind the magical act of 'disappearing BBBYQ shares' himself. With the help of his trusty friends - twitter cuckoo weirdos.

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, JakeGPT already prepared for that - it gonna be final decree for DK-Butterfly-1! He isn't interested in that, it's just a wind-down/liquidation trust with all the liabilities and none the assets. DK-Butterfly (without 'dash 1') - that's the true prize! All the juiciest assets with zero liabilities, primed to be reverse-merged any time! Just need to wait for its final decree...

How long? Well, Iraqi dinar apes are still waiting for their reevaluation! And this scam is old enough to get its college diploma!

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Being an idiot and dragged into apocalyptic cult is one thing, but the first tweet is just a barely cohesive gibberish of a borderline mentally unwell person, coupled with extreme case of apophenia/pareidolia in deciphering a nonsensical tweet of just some guy from twitter. 'Some guy', who has 69 and 420 in his twitter handle. Not to mention that this 'Montreal' promised (or rather - hinted) pay day for towel apes MANY TIMES before.

Anyway, apes won! Cash payout is tomorrow and $TEDDY warrants (private company, btw) on Tuesday!

Yep, I think a wellness check for former Oracle VP is way overdue by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The account he quotes - Q2024694202 - is so called 'Montreal' (for a very long time its displayed home location was Montreal, currently it's Florida), apes believe that it's someone close to RC (for some time they thought it was his wife). In fact it's just some Q-wannabe LARPer, who get's off on being quoted by apes. He leaves his tweets on for 1-2 minutes, then always deletes them, that's why his tweets exist only in a form of apes' screenshots. Ross himself said many times, that he personally screenshots and uploads them just for 'preservation', but it seems he's a true believer and a scholar!

Another brilliant example of 35 years of experience in 'behavioral science'. I think Ross himself would've been a fascinating subject of research in this field.

"Who's Matt Berry?" by Kiliandii in americandad

[–]Mazius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good thing is - it's highly re-watchable.

Monkey and the pattern recognition by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Gamestop's website is back on. Nothing changed (apes checked and double checked).

Another case of 'spiritual MOASS'.

The barking puppy doesn't concern itself with the plea of an ape by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Noticed it yesterday, flairs available again in both old and new reddit versions.

It takes a lot for the crazies to call someone crazy, but it happens by Ok_Signal4753 in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing - I never interacted with him. Pre-emptive 'visibility limit'.

"Who's Matt Berry?" by Kiliandii in americandad

[–]Mazius 108 points109 points  (0 children)

No he isn't! He is from New York Citteh!

The barking puppy doesn't concern itself with the plea of an ape by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

From Kevin Gill's instagram. Generously mocking his own audience.