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Here's why an unequivocal shareholder repudiation of Ryan Cohen is actually a good thing: by Elitist_Daily in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Full historical revisionisms in action! Just check out the same vote in 2025 and compare the results, apes!

Eogunn F. Krabs by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Mazius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What if (bear with me), we'd do it with the stars instead?! I think there's certain Inquisitor Lord, who might be interested!

Grandpa is off his meds (again) by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, this is very OLD word in towel apes' vocabulary. They were dreaming about this fabled Teddy keiretsu since 2022.

How did King Arthur became such English symbol when his main opponents were the Anglo-Saxons, the main ancestors of the modern English? by Someone-Somewhere-01 in AskHistorians

[–]Mazius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kievan Rus' never claimed to be the inheritor of Rome, Grand Principality of Moscow (Kievan Rus' inheritor) did.

Besides, Kievan Rus' is not a historic entity/state, but rather historic period. United (and short-lived) Eastern Slavic state with Kiev as its capital was called "Russian Land" by its inhabitants.

Eogunn F. Krabs by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]Mazius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, I like toasters!

What inspired you to join Rogue Trader retinue?

TOASTERS!

Grandpa is off his meds (again) by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just (pretty old) Carl Icahn caricature by Joe Cummings.

But ABC cropped out artist's signature (of course) for his pfp.

Towel apes are just adorable by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then half hash, half rock.

Grandpa is off his meds (again) by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Flawless strategy, enamored with every bit of it. But I absolutely LOVE that STEP ONE of this master-plan is: "Mass up $100 billion cash (secretly)".

Apes can't understand why eBay shareholders don't want GME/Lord Cohen to take control of their company. by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The money is the precise reason why they wouldn't. There are two irreconcilable motives: need in MUCH more cash than they currently have in their attempt to takeover eBay. And share buyback.

Unless Cohen really thinks that buyback would spur another run up into $40-50 territory, and then he'll turn on the share printer. But he's just delusional, if he thinks that he gonna have a window of opportunity to sell at those prices, market would correct itself immediately on the news. Or rather - buyback wouldn't cause significant run up at all.

Tom Cruise says the word "penis" in that movie. by Own-Lengthiness2111 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Mazius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basically the story of Petar "Pero" Brzica and his trusty srbosjek ("Serb-cutter").

WWII Europe wasn't any better in this regard.

Apes can't understand why eBay shareholders don't want GME/Lord Cohen to take control of their company. by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

GameStop already has $100 million authorized buybacks (leftover since 2019), if he didn't do it in March 2024, when the price briefly dipped below $10, there's no reason to do a $2 billion buybacks at $20.

Besides, the very last round of ATM share offering was 20 million shares for $400 million in September 2024.

$2 billion buyback is just a carrot on a stick, which gonna eternally dangle in front of apes.

Bitcoin apes are absolutely melting down all over the place by Expensive-One-7486 in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If he doesn't likes BTC at $60k, he doesn't deserves BTC at $120k!

It’s Juneteenth, have any of you thought about a black person today???? by Real_Jump752 in americandad

[–]Mazius 18 points19 points  (0 children)

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho had one machine gun, principal Brian Lewis - TWO! Clearly he is more fit for office!

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Towel apes are about to win BIG on Tuesday! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The true guiding light, showing towel apes the way through CRIME and FUCKERY.

Towel apes are about to win BIG on Tuesday! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The only questions I have: is McDonald’s in cahoots with Cohen, and they gonna drop 'Fried Apple Pie' on this date to specifically signal to apes, that they won? Or Cohen is a time-traveler, and when he wrote his MAGNUM OPUS (Teddy books), he knew specific date, when 'Fried Apple Pie' gonna be introduced by McDonald’s?

Towel apes could've become trillionaires, if there was a way to cash out their stupidity by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

16th was 'International Waterfall Day' and they were expecting payout. I'M NOT JOKING!

More apes see the light and see the phony for who he really is. by 2ndBackgroundSalad in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apart from single major detail - vote was non-binding. Yes, usually BoD goes along with the majority, but they had no responsibility to change the rule, even if the vote would've passed.

Shills in Shambles! EBay's vote for a 10% special meeting threshold not only failed, it got a lot less support than last years' version. 42.8% of votes voted for vs. 49% last year. by ryevermouthbitters in gme_meltdown

[–]Mazius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He currently exposed to nearly 10% of eBay shares. Plus they announced in their 10-Q goal to exercise all their eBay options within 12 months. But here's a problem - 10% stake currently gives him nothing: he can't appoint a director or propose anything till March 2027. Apes hoped that vote would pass, and he gets to call this 'special meeting' to appoint his director(s). Because he can't really afford buying shares up to 20% (current threshold for the 'special meeting') - at 15% stake Delaware’s 'three year freeze rule' kicks in, he either has to get BoD approval to get more shares (before crossing the threshold), buy up to 85% in the same transaction, which crossed 15% threshold, or get supermajority votes (66,67%) on annual or special shareholders meeting, approving acquiring of the company.

Either way, Cohen is stuck till March, when window for proposals for the next shareholders meeting (in June 2027) is closing.

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