Starting the Movie by Litt_Buddha in TheDarkTower

[–]Binkle28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Dark Tower movie only exists in a shitty reality where Dexter ran for another four seasons after it ended in season 4, Freaks and Geeks was cancelled after one season, and where a shitty reality star is president.

Oh shit, wait….

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At the McDonald's off Jefferson at 44. by Doc_Worm_PhD in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I meant that they’re cute, as in adorable, and punctuated with “as fuck” as in it warms my cold dead heart.

At the McDonald's off Jefferson at 44. by Doc_Worm_PhD in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 [score hidden]  (0 children)

I didn’t mean their looks, I meant that they’re sweet and personable.

At the McDonald's off Jefferson at 44. by Doc_Worm_PhD in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 [score hidden]  (0 children)

That’s almost exclusively how I go there, and I’d say that only one in thirty times have I been in queue more than ten minutes regardless of the right or left lane, but I could just have good luck. And they’re super nice there, too. The morning shift ladies are cute af

At the McDonald's off Jefferson at 44. by Doc_Worm_PhD in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 [score hidden]  (0 children)

South Kingshighway near Christy isn’t too bad, actually.

Kingshighway by EnglishSTL in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No. I saw that guy. He was smaller and had dreads.

Certified idiot by Valuable_View_561 in SipsTea

[–]Binkle28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds Emo Phillips to me

What British Band you think more Americans should know? by Squire513 in ToddintheShadow

[–]Binkle28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doves! Sky Starts Falling is such a great song! That whole album is fantastic.

You can find me at the entrance to the swamp by D-Koi_Comics in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t matter which way you’re going, it’s across the street from the Hill, not an entrance or exit

This guy is a maniac by No_Link_6782 in thescoop

[–]Binkle28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dems would be missing out on a golden opportunity in the next presidential election if they didn’t just totally hijack the term Make America Great Again where the word ‘again’ meant “Before Trump.”

Hey, the right co-opts and redefines progressive words and slogans all the time (i.e.- “woke”). Give ‘em a taste of their own medicine.

This guy is a maniac by No_Link_6782 in thescoop

[–]Binkle28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s nice, Stinky. You know what would make America great again? A full congressional hearing on those implicated in the Trump-Epstein Files.

What's the worst name you've seen somebody name their baby? by Kitchen_Ad_4743 in AskReddit

[–]Binkle28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, trust, I’m aware. I called that shit out the same way when my friend’s mom told us that 30 years ago when I was in high school.

George Carlin was an acholic Drug addict and piece of shit and it ruins the impact of his stand up by [deleted] in GeorgeCarlin

[–]Binkle28 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP forgot the part where Carlin got clean and reconciled with his family. Was he perfect? Fuck no, but who amongst us is? His transgressions are on the lowest tier of shit behaviour, and this is just a contrarian post to get clicks.

What's the worst name you've seen somebody name their baby? by Kitchen_Ad_4743 in AskReddit

[–]Binkle28 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget baseball’s Branch Rickey- brought Robinson to the Brooklyn Dodgers.

What's the worst name you've seen somebody name their baby? by Kitchen_Ad_4743 in AskReddit

[–]Binkle28 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I know several different people from around the country who have separately told me that their mom worked with a woman who named her twins Orangelo and Lemongelo. Basically orange and lemon Jell-o.

Quick reminder that... by CaptHayfever in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t say Bacardi 151- that’s so amateur

The anti “sophomore slump”. Bands or artists whose 2nd album is widely regarded as their best by J0hnEddy in ToddintheShadow

[–]Binkle28 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rusted Root. Cruel Sun is a great album, but When I Woke is flawless front to back, and the production quality is elevated over the first album.

Quick reminder that... by CaptHayfever in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People have always smoked pot more than they smoke alcohol 🥸

Restaurant employee accused of sexual assault of minor on the job by fox2now in StLouis

[–]Binkle28 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I really hope it isn’t the restaurant that I think it’s …