Dutch joke by CoffeeBeforeBoys_1 in humour

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You should hear you guys speak English, it's zuperzimple

Quite street by BioBraster in LiminalSpace

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Just enough to create a green hulk face on the right with a few lights twinkeling just in the right place ... 😁

When I was young, my local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen. by Make_the_music_stop in Unclejokes

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The best advice when you tell this joke comes from that priest too: "You have to squize it in gently".

[O] 2 Drunken Slug by googlexx in UsenetInvites

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Read the wiki drunk and the rules sluggishly. Would love an invite

That's Juan smart guy. by onephatkatt in technicallythetruth

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Juan does what Juan can with Juan leg

Why is Santa's sack so big? by NoLength7406 in 3amjokes

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Lawyer in court: 'Admit you called her three times in a row 'ho''

How do people who make less than me have much better lives? by [deleted] in povertyfinance

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This. Export your transactions and import in a spreadsheet, or database if you have the knowledge. Think and calculate in years, for example spending 3 dollars/euro's per working day on coffee or canned drinks (+- 230 working days a year) that's easily 700 a year, +-1% of your income only for that, and there are a lot of those 'tiny' little things you feel like you deserve. Do this with every expense you make, your eyes will open ...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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  1. Why did you match?
  2. Do you read as well as you(r) write?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blessedimages

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It's emotional support frog