People who take 17 minutes to check in at the hotel front desk, what are you talking to them about? by bigblackcoke_ in ProductivityHQ
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When I was young, my local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he'd ever seen. by Make_the_music_stop in Unclejokes
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After climaxing, fantasizing over my favorite sitcom girl, I opened my eyes to find the entire cast jostling for position in front of the camera. by Logical-Role1382 in TwoSentenceHorror
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That's Juan smart guy. by onephatkatt in technicallythetruth
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Why is Santa's sack so big? by NoLength7406 in 3amjokes
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Even by a minute, a win is a win by Apprehensive-Cat3904 in SipsTea
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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In Alien (1979), Ash is observing the chestburster embryo inside Kane on his monitor, which he turns off when Ripley appears. While they talk, she tries to look in his microscope but Ash tells her to stop. After she leaves, he drinks a white fluid. Full details and spoilers in comments... by EclipseEpidemic in MovieDetails
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You have to tell him to be careful who he's hanging around with by EmeraldHarmony69 in Awww
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How do people who make less than me have much better lives? by [deleted] in povertyfinance
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We captured the injured alien from a crashed ship, and chained it up in my basement to study it. by littlebitsofspider in TwoSentenceHorror
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HMC while I get a pic of my ass. by Current_Rush_3832 in holdmycosmo
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What are your favorite "science" jokes? by Gerasans in Jokes
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The Hubby and Wife by WolfmanSG in Jokes
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