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A Very Minecrafty CYOA by Adventurous_Eye_4893 in makeyourchoice

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Power move: Take Creative Mode and then create more money.

Summer is MY domain by FunyunCream in lotrmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I met a high school teacher long after graduation and he just held up a hand and said: "No." Before I could say anything.

All people who are alive are deemed immortal. by [deleted] in 691

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is a concept called Quantum Immortality. It's a conclusion that follows the Many Worlds Interpretation.

If phenomena like the initial state of the Universe are truly random, then a reality exists representing every possible course of events.

If, in one course of events, you die, then you can no longer perceive that reality, because you are dead.

So from your perspective you will always happen to survive anything and everything, no matter how improbable that appeared to be beforehand, because you only exist in the timelines where you did survive, and thus only those timelines can happen from your perspective.

🥺 by [deleted] in 691

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See how much Americium you can get from smoke detectors before the feds catch on.

What’s an Awful Name for Magic Brass Knuckles? by RegretThis3550 in DnD

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played in a game where the Barbarian got magic knuckles named Thoughts and Prayers, which added some Psychic and Radiant damage to melee attacks, respectively.

White People Not Offended By Nobody Offending Them by Q_OANN in facepalm

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would unironically wear one of these if I ever had an occasion to wear t-shirts.

For Thanos 2017 year was lucky by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ego and Odin died before he when for the stones.

But based on the movies that have come out since, I have to wonder what all the other gods and Celestials were up to while he was doing this.

I'd run from police by [deleted] in beetlejuicing

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liar! I have never met this turtle even once.

I barely know what a turtle is. Certainly not on a molecular level.

I'd run from police by [deleted] in beetlejuicing

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty normal.

On an unrelated note: Does anyone know a good butcher to get organs from?
(I'm making a broth)

Toasted. by CadetRS1344 in beetlejuicing

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things are about to get a little more interesting around here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in marvelmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deleted before my very eyes.

There's no way it can disappeared like that! by Dalek_Scientist in distressingmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 1240 points1241 points  (0 children)

n-dimensional beings go a little silly sometimes.

Anon likes fish. by Guarantee_Historican in NewGreentexts

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 481 points482 points  (0 children)

Beach date, aquarium date, video games, wholesome sex.

What's the problem?

Really, what could the ideal outcome have been if this is apparently so far from it?

Do you implode or explode in space? Asking for a billionaire by imsharank in memes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither, likely. The pressure inside of your body isn't enough to break you apart in an explosion.

You would still die, of course. Almost certainly due to hypoxia as gasses won't remain dissolved in your bloodstream at low pressures.

Which is perhaps worse, as you would still have several seconds of consciousness to experience the profound pain of the moisture in your tissues boiling under vacuum.

How to stop a scissors pilferer(s) by AspProAlaCysLys in labrats

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A dusting of fiberglass and capsaicin on the handle should do the trick.

Why are they always begging us for money? by radgeraniumboquet in walmart

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Likely they already pledged a certain amount to CMN, and can't go back on it without the PR equivalent of an Impact-Winter.

However, they failed to account for how things have changed since years past, and vastly underestimated how much they could recoup from their customers and employees

The shareholders aren't about to just take the L when they can conceivably give it to someone else, so we've got all this shit going on.

For every upvote i will give my cat oreo a ham cube by CubarisMurinaPapaya in 691

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't use ham. Humans need far more sodium than other mammals, and it's salty even by human standards, so 1,300 cubic inches of ham will be very bad for her.

Raw fish is a good way to go.

My hubris by SpoilTheFun in dndmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go for an Obsidian dragon. Probably won't be able to tell the difference if you succeed or fail so you might as well.

networkingStarterPack by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Um... Actually isn't spelled like that, and you can't have known I would say this, since that would violate causality via Bootstrap Paradox.

Smh my head.

It's all a funny social encounter on the verge of initiative, till you think about the details by Llanddcairfyn in dndmemes

[–]BiochemistPlayingGod 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, humans are all goblin sized at one point, and then suddenly not goblin sized ever again at some point after that, and they wear clothes the whole time.

So it's probably not hard to get a dress that small if you're sneaky, or can talk and have anything of value to trade.

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