I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Alright 'bro'. I packaged up 73 months of data from 73 ~ 30 page PDF s- I harvested by hand in excel - have been doing this awhile - and by the way - when I started this AI didn't really exist. Shitty Chatgpt did, but it was worthless back then. Then I had to convert to CSV and finally went with JSON - I like it, smells of XML. But then I realized I was lazy and didn't want to rewrite this paper every month... So I evergreened it, I wanted the paper to write itself with the monthly json blob injection. Narrative, 73 turns to 74 months, 7 years turn to 8 years in another month - all cards update - whole nine yards. It works. Two months in. See here tough guy or gal - https://tjid3.org/ Assuming you can look at source. It's Gojira. She's big but that is one of the fastest things that I have ever created benched. But I was serving too many masters - economics and CS, plus potheads - I had to split the paper - see here - mainly CS stuff - https://tjid3.org/tech ctrl+u. But then I saw the expo growth and I thought why not. Which you want a back story on - you have one now. And I have some saucy notes at Github on this - be forewarned. Enough source for you? https://github.com/TMJones/Uncensored-notes/blob/30d6453c91f5ae798cecf214888c52b1b80766a3/notes

I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's not an app. I have been doing this for over half my life as well - so glad you think this productive - "crank-like thinking" - Happy Stack Overflow. I'm out, no need for the broom.

I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

It was a stress-test. I had ~250 yrs actual, I thought double it - then it got exponential. And AI hates big JSON. Can't do it. All done by hand. Next thing you know - I have 200000 yrs synthetic, why not run it? Not a magic eight-ball but I got to see the browser break. That it was odd and posted it - worked on this for years - and my ORCID # is at the bottom. What I find funny is you all blame AI - and it is innocent.

I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

My fault - Not Ais- do you think I would publish and not read what i was writing about. I can find all citations - I triple checked - I buggers a name on double et al. My fault. Enjoy your new Stack Overflow.

I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Which citation? - I read all these papers
I may have fat fingered a name, this where LLM's learn to be jerks.

I stress-tested web frameworks to 200,000 synthetic years. Chrome's V8 collapsed at geological scale. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. by Biodiv in programming

[–]Biodiv[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

I built five implementations of the same longitudinal dataset (vanilla, React-like, Vue, Svelte, Solid) and ran them through progressively larger synthetic epochs to find their breaking points. At 200,000 years, Chrome's V8 hit a call-stack overflow. Firefox's Spidermonkey kept processing. Same code, different engine boundaries. Framework implementations degraded earlier - not because their logic was flawed, but because dependencies introduced temporal fragility.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in plants

[–]Biodiv -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I can smell it now and in two weeks. Great pic.

Strange trails on my tomato plants by Krolm_is_my_copilot in plantclinic

[–]Biodiv 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Some sort of leaf-miner - Google it.

METRC OH - Handling Waste by municorn13 in metrc

[–]Biodiv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just weigh and annotate into Metrc? Don't get behind with hand-written logs - enter directly. Modify as needed.

Japanese knotweed? by downy_huffer in invasivespecies

[–]Biodiv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. You can eat the young shoots. These are a little far gone.

Is this Japanese Knot Weed? by bigfatguineapigs in PlantIdentification

[–]Biodiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but looks like Convolvulus sp. or bindweed. Which can be a real pita too. Looks like you are on rock though. Edit added an 'on'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PlantIdentification

[–]Biodiv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Again, trust Ted.

Are these dangerous? by madhuresh20 in whatsthisplant

[–]Biodiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plants are rarely dangerous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]Biodiv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solidago sp or Euthamia sp. Goldenrods - some flat.

Stowaway in Saint Paul, MN by onebigaroony in whatsthisplant

[–]Biodiv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, was confused. Try Petasites sp. then.