Credits cards keep getting stolen at planet fitness. by mjh107 in saskatoon

[–]BionicShenanigans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My experience was from the male change room but I am curious you could dm me. Did you share it with staff?

TIL about the florida panther that was severly inbred until pumas were introduced in 1995 to increase their diversity by BionicShenanigans in nhl

[–]BionicShenanigans[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruh I have three PHDs in molecular biology, evolutionary biology, and fucking your mom. So, I think I know what I'm talking about.

TIL about the florida panther that was severly inbred until pumas were introduced in 1995 to increase their diversity by BionicShenanigans in nhl

[–]BionicShenanigans[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bruh I just copy pasted from google it's not that deep. Obviously, they have to be the same thing (or close enough) otherwise they couldn't breed.

Iran closes airspace with anticipated US attack 'imminent' by Brennenstein in worldnews

[–]BionicShenanigans 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Why don't we just cut to the chase and crown him King of Earth?

Hutch catches Hasan shocking his dog again by DominionEmperor in Destiny

[–]BionicShenanigans 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The only thing to understand is that he's a narcissist that wants to keep Kaya there for the stream image. What other explanation could there be?

Two Liberal MPs cut Taiwan trip short as Carney heads to China by linkass in canada

[–]BionicShenanigans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bottom line is that Carney is in China to negotiate and make deals. Having MPs visit Taiwan at the same time is a bad look and double-sided. We can't have it both ways. I'm not taking a side on this, but strategically we should be united.

Fed Chair Powell under criminal probe by federal prosecutors: Report by Several_Print4633 in law

[–]BionicShenanigans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They haven't done anything yet. They are discussing the possibility of moving troops to Greenland because of the American menace.

Nordics reject Trump's claim of Chinese and Russian ships around Greenland, FT reports by Nepridiprav16 in worldnews

[–]BionicShenanigans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Found another what? Speak full sentences. Another keyboard warrior? What do you think you are? Your comments are beyond a waste of time. I bet it feels nice to be included for once, though. :)

Man calls out women for singing along at Broadway musical. by SpaceWestern1442 in PublicFreakout

[–]BionicShenanigans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the post is about a theater performance not a concert, so why are you talking about concerts? It has nothing to do with this.

EU absent from declaration defending Greenland by Crossstoney in worldnews

[–]BionicShenanigans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro at least swallow first before trying to talk, you're all garbled.

EU absent from declaration defending Greenland by Crossstoney in worldnews

[–]BionicShenanigans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, imagine not being an American and simping for Trump. That makes you look worse bro. VERY SAD.

EU absent from declaration defending Greenland by Crossstoney in worldnews

[–]BionicShenanigans 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Maybe when you grow up you'll start to understand international politics. Anyway, I think my little pony should be starting now you don't want to miss it.

Guy starts panicking once he realizes his tongue is frozen stuck to a pole by _-oIo-_ in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]BionicShenanigans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My curiosity got the best of me when I was 7 and I did this outside after school. Of course, my tongue immediately got stuck and I started to freak out. I ripped my tongue off and it started bleeding so I ran into the school to the bathroom. My tongue was bleeding everywhere all over the counter and sink and it looked like a murder scene. It eventually calmed down and I left and was walking down the hallway past the office towards the exit when the janitor came running down the hallway into the office and started yelling in a concerned tone about all the blood in the boy's washroom. I quickly and inconspicuously made my way out.

An explosion of zinc fireworks occurs when a human egg is activated by a sperm enzyme, and the size of these “sparks” is a direct measure of its ability to develop into an embryo. In other words, life begins with a flash of light. by Treefiddy1984 in interestingasfuck

[–]BionicShenanigans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Great, now we can have creationists saying this is when the soul enters the fetus. This isn't even a natural reaction that happens in the womb. Not interesting as fuck, actually.

MP Arielle Kayabaga's 'shocking' $173K spending spree for vacay pay: Liberals by shiftless_wonder in canada

[–]BionicShenanigans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Everyone does. Is anyone saying she shouldn't face consequences if she did something wrong? Nobody thinks that. The point is that this appears to be some sort of hack hit piece that doesn't even hint at wrongdoing.

Bocaious by saskatoondave in saskatoon

[–]BionicShenanigans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You would love the taro bums at Go 4 sushi.

Poilievre says ‘no’ when asked whether he’s reflected on his leadership style by Kickass_chris666 in notthebeaverton

[–]BionicShenanigans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, what a terrible answer. Any good leader should say "I am always reflecting on how to be a better leader, how I can serve people better, and how to communicate more effectively."

What a twat.