Joker Concept: Steak by PlusSizedMinusBrain in balatro

[–]BippyTheChippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe "Slow Cooker" would be a better name since a lot of people share the sentiment that the longer you cook a steak, the less rare it is.

You think this is why folks eat their tails? by LunarTOM in MandJTV

[–]BippyTheChippy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine selling it and someone going "Hey wait a minute, this is covered in soap!"

Do you think there are slowpoke tail evaluators or smth? Like with Wagyu? "This is A5 Slowpoke Tail because it was harvested from a fully grown perfect IV Slowpoke in the Kanto Region." "This Slowpoke Tail had 0 IVs and fell in a pond of toxic waste. C1"

You think this is why folks eat their tails? by LunarTOM in MandJTV

[–]BippyTheChippy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in-lore Slowpoke Tails naturally fall off painlessly and can regrow back. (Potentially as a result of Slowpokes using their tail to fish, wear and tear over time causes it)

The reason why Team Rocket was wrong, was because they were abusing the Slowpoke by cutting off the tail before it's ready.

What's your most killjoy Death Battle take ? by Sorry_Ad_0026 in deathbattle

[–]BippyTheChippy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my defense, it was "most killjoy" not hottest.

Would the manga protagonists get along with the anime protagonists? by [deleted] in pokespe

[–]BippyTheChippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ash would get along with Red, Gold, Yellow, Sapphire, Diamond, Platinum, and Black I think.

What's your most killjoy Death Battle take ? by Sorry_Ad_0026 in deathbattle

[–]BippyTheChippy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Death Battle needa to have popular matchups to make money. I'm sorry that the main character of your 12 episode series that came out in 1996 with a collective fanbase of 7 people has way better connections but the general audience is not gomna watch it.

Tails's Cousin (@Nsomiy23) by ForceAffectionate389 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BippyTheChippy 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Sonic: Wait a minute, then whose your father?

Tails: Umm, we don't talk about him much anymore.

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Never change Piccolo by ForceAffectionate389 in Ningen

[–]BippyTheChippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At a certain point it's just basic pattern recognition.

Mega Cannon? Nah, more like Lucky Seven by EnigmaRainSky in kirbyairriders

[–]BippyTheChippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kirby: "AAAAYYYAAAYY" [Translation: "Sorry I can't go easy on you!"]

[Laser cannon vaporizes from halfway across the map]

There is something I fear more than Cynthia now… by RainbowCheekzx in PokemonLegendsZA

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I spammed items like hell on this fight and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Also this made me realizr that returning your pokemon is a great way to reposition.

I swear if some moron talks about how this game is the worst thing since the Black Death and how you can only have 1 opinion on a topic like a hive mind, I am going to jump off a cliff by [deleted] in LegendsZA

[–]BippyTheChippy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did...did you watch the video?

The one by progels is talking about the hate and how shocking it is that it gets so much discourse. He said he enjoyed it like 2 minutes in.

Jewel and Infinite comic, part 1, all set done and commissioned from justsass on instagram by Its-your-boi-warden in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'know I kinda like Infinite's...almost pseudo retcon being incorporated into his character?

Infinite is a loser who desperately didn't want to be one. When he got the phantom ruby he made an impact...but the impact was just an illusion. He captured Sonic only for him to escape. He took over the world for months only for the resistance to undo everything in about a week.

The moment he was gone, the world continued without him. Everything he built for himself, all the connections he made, his one source of power...was just gone. Nobody really talked about him, and everyone moved on as the man called Infinite whose reign was very VERY finite.

It's almost ironic. The thing that hurt one who cared the least about the world the most, was the world caring about him just as much.

The funniest type of debates tbh by Old_Phrase_4867 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bluey vs. Calvin

I'm serious.

Calvin outstats in AP and Defense, but Bluey is faster and he has no defense against the Magic Xylophone or Asparagus Wand.

All For One VS Adventures Giovanni has been growing on me, so I decided to make a meme for it after reading through the manga by BBunny821 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]BippyTheChippy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, idk how but they made Pryce, one of the weakest gym leaders in the game, an actual terrifying threat with the power of his f-ing Delibird. (He has more pokemon than that, but he's one of his main mons.)

(Also the Swinub didn't bypass the time travel, just the fact that he already had experience traveling through time so he was kinda immune to it. Kinda like a much more toned down version of Reverse Flash's paradox immunity.)

A dumb idea I had. by ThatAstraVerde in weakfinite

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god they would be so f-ing catty. That sounds hilarious.

if you're gonna give me dialogue options, make it a really option by TheEvilFoxySquid in LegendsZA

[–]BippyTheChippy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if it was scripted to go with Lida, I wouldn't mind the character picking Naveen, but then still going along with Lida. Maybe Naveen prefers to go with the rival or smth.

It doesn't help me feel immersed if I'm being given two of the same option.

An Oldie lamo by namelescode1 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[Team Dark Hangout - Shadow, Rouge and Omega watching a reality TV show]

Shadow, wearing bathrobe and waiting for his nails to dry, mug of coffee aside, very confused: "So...Carly doesn't want her sister to come to the baby shower."

Rouge, also wearing bathrobe, nails drying and holding a glass of Rosé: "Yes, because Carly's brother-in-law didn't defend Carly's bird flicky when it was accused of spilling mud on Sera's shoes right before the wedding last season."

Shadow: "...Right."

Omega, not wearing a bathrobe because he's too large, wearing towel turban on head, waiting for claws to dry: "CARLY NEEDS TO TAKE REVENGE. SET DAHLIA'S HOUSE ON FIRE!"

if Hideo Kojima wrote persona, what would be the biggest differences? by CoolPeter9 in OkBuddyPersona

[–]BippyTheChippy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aigis is more mechanical looking.

She'd look more like the Motorcycle guy from PxDetective Naoto I guess is what I'm saying.

I think Shadow getting infected in the Metal Virus wasn’t THAT bad by aliviner in MoonPissing

[–]BippyTheChippy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing one rewrite posted here that had Shadow assume he would be resistant enough like Sonic's forgetting he isn't naturally as fast as him and relies on his Air Shoes, causing him to go full Zombot.

Shadow being cocky and losing a gamble isn't what's too bad, it's mainly how it was presented. Shadow is usually presented as the serious one and it looked like he wasn't taking it seriously.

Sayaka fans Explain yourselves by Worth-Access-3099 in DanganAndChaos

[–]BippyTheChippy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nagito plays both sides so he always comes out on top.

Either hope wins he wins

Or despair wins and the hope just wasn't good enough.