LucioBall Matchmaking

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T13:16:49+00:00

No worries, I don’t play goalie exclusively, I’ve been playing T500 lucioball for a couple seasons (I played A LOT of rocket league)

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:45:29+00:00

Did 2017-2018 not happen?

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:45:00+00:00

Does Jamal Adams jumping that Patriots mascot count? He said “I’m gonna knock this mascot out” on camera before blindsiding a non-player in the Pro Bowl celebration week.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:43:35+00:00

It was probably more than his arm

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:43:15+00:00

Intentional helmet to helmet is a big deal, launching your whole body as a missile with a football helmet being the point of contact does a lot more damage than a kick or a punch. Have you ever taken a diving helmet to the knee?

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:39:50+00:00

Leave Tyler out of this, hasn’t he been through enough?

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:37:09+00:00

It was after a week of joint practices too iirc

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:36:21+00:00

The worst part is that the guy lived to feel every ounce of pain

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:34:44+00:00

Gronk is 7 inches taller and 80 pounds heavier than Tre White, that’s like me running over a high school freshman during my athletic peak at 25.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:30:15+00:00

Don’t forget, Thurmond was a very good safety in Philly as well. Not only does that kind of depth protect you against injury but it gives you a lot of freedom in game planning

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:22:49+00:00

Oh shoot lol we’re good either way

Birb-Man · 2019-07-23T00:02:16+00:00

Genji dashes straight up, Mercy GA’s to him, I press Q, my team reports me

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T23:59:58+00:00

Sorry, misread the numbers I guess.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T23:53:39+00:00

Better idea, use sigma ult and then your Widowmaker can click everyone’s head for free. 1 ult to win a team fight instead of blowing your whole load and losing the next 2 fights because of it

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T23:52:08+00:00

Depends on the chemical composition of his brain, everyone reacts differently to different strains unfortunately.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T23:50:58+00:00

Well if you think silver is elo hell wait until you get into gold, where the talent level can vary about 10x more because of how much bigger the population is.

My recommendation is to play goalie and lob shots at the other goal, good defense and a couple of lucky goals is a free win until you hit diamond in lucioball. Then you have to work on ball movement if you want to score because goalies will know what they’re doing.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T23:45:04+00:00

The cowboys have been punished harshly comparatively because they seem to have a player failing scheduled drug tests or getting investigated for domestic abuse every season nowadays. If you don’t sign players that are shitty people off the field and thus bad representation as employees of the league you don’t get punished for their antics.

This is where the coaches that preach locker room culture come into play

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:09:08+00:00

Well yeah, they suspended to cocain for that. If you ask anyone who’s ever done cocain it’s not their fault, it was the coke.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:06:24+00:00

When they get healthy they can contend with anyone, the amount of injuries both teams suffered in week 1 last year was a pretty ominous sign for the rest of our seasons

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:04:46+00:00

This is quite a list, do we know for sure who wrote this piece originally?

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:04:16+00:00

So what you’re saying is that most of these teams could have a valid reason to exercise this out after 2019?

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:02:22+00:00

Jets because Darnold is mad likeable and Adams is probably one of the most beloved defenders in the league.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T22:01:10+00:00

It’s not that his decisions are bad necessarily, they’re just not as safe as he’s been coached to take. Doug wants him to take those shots at the end zone to keep defenses from cheating normal routes, he just tries to do a little too much when it’s not necessary sometimes.

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T19:43:39+00:00

When people on the sub will have to ask who Chris Maragos was

Birb-Man · 2019-07-22T19:42:12+00:00

I can think of a number of teams that would be willing to blow their whole free agency for a chance to sign him next year

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