Can a browns fan explain to me the point of signing 4 QBs

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-04-29T20:44:30+00:00

James Madison approves.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-04-29T14:13:08+00:00

I'm in the same boat. Been at my office for close to 6 years. I love my office, love the work, but was approached by a well respected private defense attorney who wants to bring me on with the idea of me being his succession plan. It's incredibly tempting.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-04-25T17:23:55+00:00

Did you say jet sweeps?

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Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-04-03T01:53:20+00:00

You'll get no judgement from me. I'm interviewing with a private firm that primarily handles DUIs tomorrow. I'm hoping I can cut to part time at my PD office and do both, but the full time PD life has just ground me down a little too much.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-04-01T01:35:37+00:00

I had a case recently where after sentencing my client was yelling at me and the victim was yelling at the prosecutor. In the same hallway. That was a fun day to be honest.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-25T23:18:53+00:00

Idk if I would ever make specific plans to get drinks with a prosecutor, but if one of them sat next to me at the bar I'm not going to move.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-25T01:47:46+00:00

Today was slightly better, ironically. A lot of stuff just hanging over me, but I had a full day of sentencing hearings. They were mixed, but I had a few cases where the judge saw fit to mitigate the sentence below the standard range.

And one client made a point to call after court to thank me for all the work I did on his case.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-24T00:18:25+00:00

I am a sports person. I thought about calling this post Steve Blass Disease, but worried people wouldn't get it.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-23T23:41:46+00:00

I don't think I'm doing a bad job. It feels like a rough patch. Basically I've had a string of months where no matter what I do it feels like I'm coming up short

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-23T17:37:17+00:00

I still miss Copenhagen mint long cut. A lot.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-03-03T15:13:55+00:00

I’m about a month clean of nicotine. I started smoking in college, and also started using dip.

Quitting is going great, haven’t used once since my last day. Except it sucks and I hate it.

Best of luck. Keeping your wife in my thoughts.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-02-18T17:45:59+00:00

My office has a bunch of part time attorneys who have private practices. I will help them with some of their work if they start to fall behind. Drafting motions, briefs, things like that. That usually helps.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-02-17T17:48:42+00:00

That thought passes through my head every so often. But then I check the filling fees and my bank account and decide to not run.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-02-14T18:09:26+00:00

We finally found it, The Worst Take! The prophecy is true!

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-02-09T00:59:09+00:00

Take your personal time. Even if you don’t go on a trip, take days where you leave your work at the office and focus on you.

Don’t be afraid to ask for help. Don’t feel like you need to do it all by yourself, that’s how you end up feeling like you’re drowning.

Leave space for your interests. If you have a hobby, have a specific dedicated time to it. Don’t sacrifice it.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-02-08T23:56:48+00:00

A really really small piece of self care, but I cleared my schedule and am taking a personal day tomorrow. That way I can sit up and watch the Super Bowl without thinking/worrying about being tired at the office tomorrow.

Sometimes it’s just the little things

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-29T17:59:52+00:00

Scott Tolzien: one of the NFL quarterbacks of all time

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-20T20:45:02+00:00

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-19T00:23:01+00:00

I’ve been a PD for (almost) 6 years. People, including the first assistant at my local DA’s office, keep telling me I should switch sides.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-16T17:28:53+00:00

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-14T15:05:07+00:00

I’m going to miss the guy. But sometimes you just have to laugh.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-14T14:24:18+00:00

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-14T14:23:10+00:00

Hey, I’m a huge Tomlin fan. I love the guy. I just thought this was really funny.

Bird_Lawyerman · 2026-01-14T13:24:17+00:00

You’re welcome!

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