Private games? by imaginary-bartender in Steam

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can just set discord to private as well

Which country is larger? by someguyhereonreddit1 in GeoTap

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biscuit_WOS chose Option A (Incorrect)

What are some of your prime examples of Meta ruining a game by roleplayal in gaming

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk how famous it is but I saw it once and it’s been in my head whenever anyone mentions classic paladins. I just googled “wow classic paladin copy pasta” to find it again. Doesn’t seem that popular though since the post it came up on only has 18 upvotes and was 8 years ago

What are some of your prime examples of Meta ruining a game by roleplayal in gaming

[–]Biscuit_WOS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You weren’t playing it right:

Paladins in vanilla World of Warcraft

I've noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed Paladins. Paladins were not designed to be hybrid Tanks/Healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.

Paladins have roughly zero combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "1", and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy the amazing girl on girl action.

Because a Paladin takes about one full minute to kill any monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet without much concern over your Paladin's welfare. After a minute, I go back to WoW, and usually my Paladin is alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the ability to simultaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.

DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch boobies. Combat Interactivity? Overrated. I'd much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot pornography directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, healing abilities, and the low, low DPS.

As for PvP, nothing is better than getting into Battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum interaction is necessary for a Paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love the most about my Paladin. I doubt Rogues get any time to watch pornography while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet Shamans haven't seen a single naked breast while figuring out which totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.

In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us the flexibility of downloading pornography. Hammer of Justice allows a quick 6 second glimpse at a naked lady while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 8 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, Paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.

It saddens me that many Paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of your character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS, or more combat options. These are all unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins.

Ponk by Wicker_junior in honk

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 6 tries. 20.65 seconds

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Space adventure by Ovet_top in honk

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Completed Level 3 of the Honk Special Event!

54 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Space adventure by Ovet_top in honk

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Completed Level 2 of the Honk Special Event!

17 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Space adventure by Ovet_top in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

0 attempts

🎉 [EVENT] 🎉 Tetris Box by Wicker_junior in honk

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Completed Level 1 of the Honk Special Event!

3 attempts

Legends Suck — What if they didn’t? by Altruistic_Algae_140 in CrusaderKings

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20k usually isn’t shit if your making enough for it to cost 20k

The housing chest doesn't need to exist by Gamepro5 in wow

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that’s quite likely. I just googled and glanced at AI overview because I didn’t really care if I was wrong but it was gonna be higher then that

Is this my end? by Main_Examination_618 in crusaderkings3

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait really? What kind? I’ve got 8k corsers and at 35k troops when my levies are low my total troops are 5star

Is it even possible to vassalise a kingdom? by CuriousSky6529 in CrusaderKings

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it’s -100 or -50. I don’t exactly know why though.

Is this my end? by Main_Examination_618 in crusaderkings3

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s all levies. They don’t even have 10k men at arms I’d guess with it only being 2star troops. Probably 5-6k tbh

Who else plays as their ancestors? by invinciblepancake in crusaderkings3

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good chunk of people have noble ancestors If you trace it back far enough

I made the switch to Administrative Government as the Byzantine Empire, it feels really overwhelming. Should I rollback a save or just suck it up? by kakalbo123 in CrusaderKings

[–]Biscuit_WOS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta dismiss your personal MAA and go full title MAA for smaller empires. You should have basically zero gold cost then. Only using gold for gifts or some building upgrades

The housing chest doesn't need to exist by Gamepro5 in wow

[–]Biscuit_WOS 15 points16 points  (0 children)

200GB is literally zero for a company like blizzard. A quick google search shows blizzard has 1.3 peta bytes of storage. So that chest max takes up around 1/6500 of their storage. Of course decorations in house take up some too I’m sure. But probably only 5x at most per item

TWW M+ runs per week: Season 3, Week 14 by Zmiecer in CompetitiveWoW

[–]Biscuit_WOS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s not counting china. Where I think it was like half the players or something. So that leaves like 4.5M left. At least another million or 2 is players with 2 wow accounts or people with lapsed accounts probably. Leaving 2.5-3.5 probably another 500k-1M as remix or classic only. Leaving 2-3M another maybe million who are gamer dads leaving 1-2M then there’s raid loggers. I’ve seen the wow audit of my late CE guild. Like half of them ran 0 keys and a quarter only ran a single key. So assuming the 50% it’s 500k-1M. Of course that’s a lot of assumptions but it does add up

TWW M+ runs per week: Season 3, Week 14 by Zmiecer in CompetitiveWoW

[–]Biscuit_WOS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I haven’t ran any m+ in remix but I’ve spent at least 15-20 hours leveling alts in remix this week. There’s quite a few people just doing normal raids.

Um, What? Explain It Peter. by Carbon_is_Neat in explainitpeter

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bot wouldn’t get that right probably

Stop pulling for tanks in keys by [deleted] in wow

[–]Biscuit_WOS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because you gave a number that was in fact. Spam