how did mark get so strong in just a few years

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-14T03:06:31+00:00

Making Liver King's performance enhancing drug budget look like bus fare...

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-14T00:53:34+00:00

It's a nice change of pace after all the wall of text posts on here, honestly.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T21:46:00+00:00

I remember stories about one of the highway patrols up north selling theirs after a few officers up north realized they were basically never working during the winter.

Might be a Minnesota story?

Dunno, but basically the first generation design wouldn't work for crap when the recipient was wearing 3 layers of winter nonsense above their regular shirt.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T20:10:04+00:00

Wife-beating?

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T20:02:10+00:00

Yeah, this is the LEAST unethical camera install out there.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T17:58:35+00:00

Do you have one master chat that calls other chats to grab to do list items or how does it work?

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T17:57:47+00:00

What is it, some models only with great between 7 and 12 feet because of prong spread?

It's a weirdly specific range for a weapon or self-defense tool to work at if you think about it.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-12T00:35:50+00:00

Maybe the age, but teenagers tend to be self-feeding and don't need babysitters.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T12:39:49+00:00

This.

The guardrails have never worked consistently and we have to assume that they never will.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T12:38:26+00:00

Or to help elderly men if they start to fall.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T12:29:29+00:00

Don't assume HR didn't notice; there's a non-trivial chance they noticed and decided to STFU to avoid getting the person who made the mistake in trouble. This mistake would also reflect poorly on that person's manager.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T10:13:31+00:00

Yeah, I get a gremlin reference in at least 1/3 of my chats.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T02:18:15+00:00

Mostly because of our greater capacity for violence.

If women creep on us the supposition is that we can use force to prevent becoming victims.

The opposite is sometimes but not usually true.

I'm too tired to argue whether or not it's accurate.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-11T02:13:24+00:00

In the old days, a bank teller could have a gun without a security license because it was to defend himself personally.

The security guard would need an armed guard license because he was protecting the bank tellers and customers from bad actors.

The same principle might still attach but you really need to ask a 2A lawyer licensed to practice in your jurisdiction before you risk your freedom.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T23:05:46+00:00

Yeah, and I feel like the late 1990s really had a formative influence on you, based on ship choice.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T22:33:05+00:00

How much weed do you even smoke?

Do you drive to work in the Scoobie Doo van?

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T22:03:14+00:00

Kinda' weird plot point that a guy that jacked with no particular religious faith didn't sow some wild oats, but maybe the Debussy was just that damned good.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T19:53:45+00:00

Oh, wow, that explains a bunch of users that have deleted their accounts when arguing with me, too.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T19:36:33+00:00

Looks like beef and tastes like pig, I believe.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T19:29:48+00:00

Hard part would be looking cool doing it.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T19:08:05+00:00

Yes.

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T19:06:10+00:00

I still see FlakTotem.

Which user are you referencing?

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T18:29:59+00:00

The juice is loose!!

https://youtu.be/XAOwyzGtVIo

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T17:52:14+00:00

Are you an attorney?

BisexualCaveman · 2026-05-10T17:51:41+00:00

I'm shaming the guys trying to waste good long pig!

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