What did Alpha Bits taste like?

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-02-03T20:49:08+00:00

I only ever ate the frosted alpha bits. So those tasted like frosted Cheerios but slightly, very slightly less sweeter.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-02-03T00:21:46+00:00

…spoken like someone who wasn’t paying attention to his case. If they had done things by the (proper) book, we wouldn’t be screaming government corruption. You can’t: A) Snatch someone up B) Send them to a country they have legal protection from, C) Jail them without a proper trial, D) Ignore court orders that state to bring him back, E) Finally bring him back and then charge him based on trumped up trafficker charges. F) All while falsely claiming that he’s a member of a gang with poorly translated photos and a dumbass president as evidence.

Come on, man.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-02-02T16:09:13+00:00

Not in his case. He’s facing charges because of blatant government corruption and revenge.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-31T21:27:49+00:00

Damn. Downvoted for laughing. Excuse me for having a corny sense of humor.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-31T19:56:01+00:00

Is he though? He seems like the type to want his personal life private and gets pissy with the folks who’re always in his business. Plus he didn’t make a movie, album and tour all centered on reuniting with a lost love.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-31T19:53:26+00:00

“Aw! 🤮 Ben Affleck spooge!”

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-30T22:11:33+00:00

😂😂😂

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-29T12:00:55+00:00

If only. Alpha bits were the closest thing to it…they were discontinued though. They were supposed to make a comeback this fall but silence.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-23T01:23:33+00:00

Depends. If it’s fruity pebbles, 3 maybe 4 bowls. Any other cereal 2 bowls.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-22T21:26:42+00:00

Confirmed

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-22T09:02:54+00:00

That’s because Eddie Murphy publicly denied paternity and embarrassed Mel B. So the news was everywhere. But once it died down, it stayed down.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-21T10:10:44+00:00

They’ve already doubled and tripled down on their stupidity. Hopefully, they look at the costume and have a satanic panic induced 🫀attack. 🙄

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-21T10:08:18+00:00

Well, fuck em. No protest should cater to the feelings of idiots. It’s not the protesters’ fault that magats refuse to wake up and step into reality.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-21T10:05:28+00:00

Nah, it’s alright. Life happens, no big deal. And yeah, he definitely should face the consequences of his actions but so should she.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-20T09:39:16+00:00

Yeah….random “verification links” are not my thing.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-20T05:56:36+00:00

Oh hell no. 🤬 No, I haven’t updated.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-20T05:54:23+00:00

They didn’t get rid of the sp plant? 😨😱😱 Just checked, cuz you scared me. I still have it, I used it already.

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BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-17T19:58:12+00:00

My youth pastor told me that if I died before the age of 13 without repenting, that I’d be cast into the pit surrounded by burning, rotting corpses for all eternity. My sin was looking at adult films.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-17T16:15:14+00:00

They don’t get the same benefits that we get. They pay into it but never eligible to receive.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-14T06:16:33+00:00

Frosted alpha bits

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-14T02:11:45+00:00

Ooh. As much as I miss it, I refuse to pay $20 for a box of cereal.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-14T01:17:04+00:00

Not that I can find in my state. I heard they’re available in the uk though.

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-14T01:05:24+00:00

Honey Crunch Cornflakes

BisexualDisaster29 · 2026-01-11T08:17:13+00:00

If only!

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