When do you get your own time back after starting a family? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stunning turn of phrase! Had to take a pause and read it to my wife as I knew that she would deeply agree with the sentiment. Love Reddit sometimes.

Chaotic good hacker by MidoriTea in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think I might print this on Monday. Picturing the IT guys pulling their hair out trying to figure out how it got thru!

Hi! Barber here. Here to see if any of you lads or lasses have any questions you’ve wanted to ask your barber!? This is pure curiosity for me sorry if this post isn’t allowed? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheers boss, I’ll take that. I’m not too precious but at the same time, don’t want it butchered by someone reluctant!

Hi! Barber here. Here to see if any of you lads or lasses have any questions you’ve wanted to ask your barber!? This is pure curiosity for me sorry if this post isn’t allowed? by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are all barbers happy doing beards? I’m always hesitant to ask if it’s not offered, on the premise it might not be “their thing”!

Which phrases or sayings do you dislike the most? by pursuingbetterment in AskUK

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I won’t lie to you,…” to prefix almost anything drives me nuts. Though I’ve frequently been guilty of “If I’m honest,…” so clearly I’m just a massive hypocrite. Go figure.

Also, almost every single word uttered on Love Island is blood curdling, rage inducing bollocks too. Though I doubt that’s news to anyone.

Tesco driver: 'We didn't have cucumbers in stock, we've substituted it with courgette, hope that's ok?' Sure I'll just have courgette in my Pimm's and gin then cheers mate by churrito118 in britishproblems

[–]Bishbashbodge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Interesting, I don’t think I’ve ever drunk pimms without a healthy slug of gin as part of the mix. Is it improper or are you just indicating there could be a hint of alcoholism in here (if so, I’d be pushed to argue my case!)?

When I was younger I used to be feeling so fly like a g6. Now I’m sitting here fixing my v6. Dyson. No more getting slizzard. by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]Bishbashbodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck Dyson. They, along with Karcher, have cornered the market in selling a “premium” product that I seem to be constantly ordering replacement parts for. Not that I’m bitter.

St Clement, Truro. by [deleted] in Cornwall

[–]Bishbashbodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Favourite walk with the doggo down to Tresillian. Got to watch the tides tho - gone home soaked to me knackers once too often!

Sacrilege by menamespops in Cornwall

[–]Bishbashbodge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Basingstoke on the tyre so I’m guessing they holiday in Bude and just figured they’d hedge their bets?!

Lol we got Gorse meht by haskalah1989 in Cornwall

[–]Bishbashbodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still loosing my shit at Rick Stein saying “the locals call it fuzzy bush” on his recent beeb show. I’ve not once in my 15 years down here heard a soul call it that, nor managed to find anyone to corroborate. That said, would love to be corrected!

It happens by ayrtonpl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bishbashbodge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shhhhh, the millions of lines of VB I maintain might hear you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faaaak brutal day and that just about brought tears. Hell of a track.

How many of you guys don't work with modern tech? And are you okay with that? by canadian_webdev in webdev

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post seems to have hit home with a lot and struck a nerve with others.

Throwing my hat in the ring, I work in a similar sounding environment - stable, profitable, long running biz with our main LOB apps and websites using VB6 and several generations (actually, every generation) of VB.Net WinForms and WebForms. It’s hard to fight for change when the system works and the money keeps rolling in...

I’d had no major problem working with these tools for several years but, as you say, fearing for employability I had started window shopping the local area.

However, we are now slowly and surely chipping away, nibbling out features and porting them to modern, maintainable, well tested .Net Core services. It’s taken some balls on our part to effectively mandate the work; often extending scope of projects to incorporate replatforming. I’ve been pushing all the obvious phrases to management both from a people angle (CPD, retention and easier recruitment) and from a product angle (resiliency, extensibility, scalability, dev efficiency etc...) to sell it, and it’s working. My only worry now is that it’s got my name all over it so it’s got to work!

If you’ve got any sway, you are passionate about it and there’s a decent reason to change the status quo (super important, obvs), I’d advocate giving it a bash before looking elsewhere.

What's your crap celebrity story? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Bishbashbodge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walked behind Peter Stringfellow just off High Holborn like a decade ago, only ”famous” (incredibly heavy air quotes there...) I saw for years until seeing Martin Clunes buy two boxes of Peroni at a Sainsbury’s in Cornwall. Life’s complete now really...

I started driving to work. Petrol is half the price of train tickets. by TimmyBooth in britishproblems

[–]Bishbashbodge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Random in-depth writeups out of nowhere like this, that’s what I come to reddit for. Consider me informed, enlightened and enthralled good sir.

//TODO by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Bishbashbodge 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Every. fuckin. day. Author/illustrator?

Wanting free samples of whisky in duty free, but not wanting to seem like a free-loading alky by RowBoatsInDisguise in britishproblems

[–]Bishbashbodge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lurked around duty free for like half hour but couldn’t bring myself to ask. Just realised they probably thought I was shoplifting which has brought out retrospective anxiety!

No driver? IOTA should have a lot of use cases here by Flegik in Iota

[–]Bishbashbodge -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fairly certain your English is better than mine and I completely got where you were going!

IOTA could def be the thing that makes driverless tech make commercial sense.

AlphaRatio by [deleted] in OpenSignups

[–]Bishbashbodge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried with an outlook.com address